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It's a punctuated joke story.

A university professor wrote on the blackboard that a woman is a barbarian, a man without her, and the professor asked one of his male and female students to go up and punctuate separately.

As a result, the male student wrote, "A woman is a barbarian without a husband," and the female student wrote, "A man without a wife is a barbarian."

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Translation: punctuation.

A college English professor wrote on the blackboard, "O woman, if she leaves her, man is a savage" and asks students to add correct punctuation. He found that boys and girls had different perspectives.

The boy added: "O woman, if she leaves her man, she will become a barbarian!" ”

How did the girl add: "Woman! Without her, men become savages! ”

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Punctuation mark.

The college English professor wrote a phrase: "A woman is a savage without her man" on the blackboard and asked the students to add correct punctuation. He found a way for men to look at it, and for other girls.

The male wrote, "The woman, the man without her, is a savage!" ”

The woman wrote: "Woman! Without her, men are savages! ”

The crow was a very common bird, about 20 feet long, and was black all over its body. Crows are dirty because they survive on old, dirty food. Crows eat a lot of discarded food.

In this case, they are more useful than other birds. They clean the dirt off our pavement. Crows often feel hungry.

They spend the whole day looking for food, and at night you can see them wandering in large groups around their nests and trees. They rested there.

Crows are noisier than other birds, and they often gather in large flocks to talk. Sometimes they speak together and, like people, alternately speak. It is easy to tell if they are friendly or not by the sound of crows.

It is usually a pair of crows that live together for the rest of their lives, and if one dies, the other will become very sad and quiet for the rest of its life and sometimes die as well!

The crow is a common bird, about 20 feet long, and is black all over its body. Crows are dirty because they survive on dirty food that is not fresh. Crows eat a lot of junk food, and in this sense, they are more useful than other birds.

They clean the dirt off our pavement. Crows often feel hungry. They spend the whole day looking for food, and at night you can see them flying back to their nests in the trees in droves.

They rest there at night.

Crows are more noisy than other birds, and they often gather in large groups to communicate. Sometimes they speak together and, like people, alternately speak. It is easy to tell if they are friendly or not by the sound of crows.

It is usually a pair of crows that live together for the rest of their lives, and if one dies, the other will become very sad and quiet for the rest of its life, and sometimes even die.

The crow is an ordinary bird. It is about 20 inches long and black. Crows are very dirty because they live in bad food.

Crows eat a lot of wasted food. They come in this way to any bird useful to us. They cleaned up the filth and taught it on our streets.

Crows are always hungry. They look for food all day long, and at night you can see them flying back to the nest in large numbers to the trees. They slept there at night.

Crows are louder than other birds. Very often a large number of crows will gather in the house and talk. Sometimes they talk about human beings like turns.

It's easy to see the crow's voice, regardless of whether they're friendly birds. A pair of crows are to live with them in life, and if one of them dies, the other becomes sad and quiet for the rest of life, and sometimes the dead are also.

Tell about the living habits of crows!!

1 All because I have traveled to Southeast Asia several times, and at the end of 2004 it happened on the sea of the island, and I don't know that it came from a country far away. **I still can't forget the damage. From the damage of the tsunami, the appearance of famous sightseeing island (affected by tsunami) of Thailand was broadcast on TV.

People swimming both at sea and on the shore were washed away in an instant. It was during the Christmas break that many Europeans sought sunlight (sunbathing) to escape the cold. At that time, in many countries in Southeast Asia, after the occurrence of **, it seems that (the government and government) did not immediately call for people to respond to the system.

If there is that (Politics. government), perhaps the number of dead will be much reduced. Not to mention the cooperation between the countries of the Asian region.

The main target of this guide is college students, but it is also aimed at every child who is learning at any stage of life. Downstairs, please take the next sentence.

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