Which master knows a sweet text message about love or a humorous one??? Hurry up 15

Updated on amusement 2024-06-08
15 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-11

    Maybe it's a fatalistic thing at work, and the song that made me famous has been fulfilled in you.

    I really don't want to kiss you goodbye, you are so cute and simple, is it only when I throw myself into Snow Wolf Lake that you are willing to change your mind?

    With you, I only have the word "happy" in my "dictionary". But from your wandering eyes, I still can't see through your heart.

    If there were only 10 minutes left in the world, I would reminisce with you about the ups and downs; If there were only 3 minutes left in the world, I would kiss you affectionately; If there was only 1 minute left in the world, I would say I love you 60 times.

    The mobile phone is really a success, and a failure. It caught me up with you and made me lose you.

    If I don't text you, you blame me; But I sent a very classic text message, and you said that someone else sent me my **, and I was jealous.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-10

    In this life, you can only experience beauty when you smile, only when you are drunk can you know that it is unforgettable, only when you cry can you know how to be satisfied, only when you are on it will be strong, and when you are tired, you will be on the shore, and don't forget that I am (think about yourself) you, (add a sentence by yourself).

    The white clouds never promise to the sky to stay, but they accompany each other day and night; The landscape never speaks of eternity to the eyes, but it is always beautiful; The stars never promise light to the night, but they try to shine, (write a sentence yourself).

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    I'm hoe he, and you're noon

    Embarrassed, it looks a little yellow

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-08

    There are all kinds of humorous and funny text messages on it that can be searched.

    Marriage is not a major event in life, it is just a procedure for legally giving birth to a person, and the completely opposite personality is called complementarity when marriage; The depreciation rate of a woman who is not in line with her personality at the time of divorce is amazing, from a bride to a wife, it only takes one night for everyone's joy to be new for only 30 days, so the newlywed Yan'er only has a honeymoon sentence of a lover's humorous text message.

    Blind date is distribution, love is called direct sales, and throwing hydrangea to recruit relatives is a cage for bidding marriage, so some men and women are not overjoyed after marriage, looking at the outside of love, some people regard death as home; In marriage, some people regard it as death, and the man will not admit that he drinks flower wine, but only spends money to drink.

    The cost of love proves that love is real; The expenses after marriage prove that marriage is priceless.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    The difficulty is really not easy, -

    I really wanted to ask you a word, but I didn't dare to say it rashly.

    The quiet and lonely night left me with a lot of thoughts and couldn't sleep.

    I had to text you to ask: You are still there.

    Love. Love bedwetting?

    2: In the vast sea of people, I am thrilled for you. Your look of indifference makes me feel a faint pain, and your silence makes me dare not confess my heart, but I can't extricate myself, and now I want you to understand.

    You're stepping on my feet!

    Feed! This is our painstaking efforts word by word, not copying!

    Just pity and pity us, give me a share! *0*

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    I see you have a feeling of the sea.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    It's love.

    It's hard for me to fall in love with you.

  8. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Love is....The process of wanting to, preparing to, and.

  9. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    It's just to eat If you're in a good mood or not, you have to eat, otherwise you're going to get sick

  10. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice, stupidly in love, stupid life, clumsy snuggling, stupid together, if you are sick, I will hug you tightly and feed you rat poison.

  11. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    My favorite.

    If the world could only exist for 1 minute, I would hold you and say I love you 60 times.

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    It is recommended that you take a look at the classic text messages of love, give yourself some creative ideas, love with your heart, and forget to love with your heart.

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    1.I am a small boat full of love for you. I have passed through storms, swam through dangerous shoals, and rowed at you in desperation. You will always be my anchor, and you will always be my haven.

    Love SMS 2I'm not high-profile, but suddenly enlightened, and watching you make your heart beat; You are so important to me, just like three meals are indispensable, and like oxygen; Don't run away, dear, I'll take care of you and make you happy!

    Love SMS 3Work is sometimes busy, just be fulfilling; Life is sometimes hard, just be happy; Time is sometimes rushed, just cherish it; Love is sometimes hard to find, just follow fate; You and I are sometimes uncommon, just miss it.

    Love SMS 4The cold wind is blowing outside the window, and I miss people. I don't see three autumn thoughts for a day, and I miss you in the middle of the day. Sneez once in a while, that's what I think about you. Hurry up and reply to my text message, don't hurt my sincerity!

  14. Anonymous users2024-01-29

    I'll go out with you (5682177778), love with you (12234), go together (1798), go for a walk (76868), I don't want to go out with you (587129955), being loved is happiness (829475)!

  15. Anonymous users2024-01-28

    1. I swear (584), I will go out with you (5682177778), love with you (12234), go together (1798), go for a walk (76868), I don't want to be with you (587129955), being loved is happiness (829475).

    2. I swear (584), I will carry you to blow the wind (5682177778), love with you (12234), go together (1798), go for a walk (76868), I don't want to be with you (587129955), being loved is happiness (829475).

    3. I swear (584), I will hug you to blow the wind (5682177778), love with you (12234), go together (1798), go for a walk (76868), and not change my heart to be with you (587129955), being loved is happiness (829475).

    4. I swear (584), I want to hug you to blow the wind (5682177778), love with you (12234), go together (1798), go for a walk (76868), I don't mind if you kiss me for a long time (587129955), being loved is happiness (829475).

    584 I swear.

    5682177778 I love you more and more, and I hug you gently.

    12234 to love you III.

    1798 Let's go together.

    76868 Go for a walk.

    587129955 I don't mind loving Morning and Twilight.

    829475 To be loved is to be happy.

    There is also a kind of translation.

    584 I swear.

    5682177778 I'm going to take you with me to blow the wind."

    12234 is with your love.

    1798 Let's go together.

    76868 Go for a walk.

    587129955 I don't mind if you kiss me for a long time.

    829475 To be loved is to be happy.

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