Say some jokes caused by stuttering, are there any jokes about stuttering?

2.A man opened an account in a bank and asked the bank staff to fill out a form for him, and the clerk asked him, "What is your name?" ”

Fei Fei Ferrero. Bibi Bidelovich. Papaparich. ”

Excuse me, sir, do you stutter? ”

No, it's just my father's stutter, and the ** who registered my birth for me, just wrote it down. ”6.In a restaurant, a guest asked Xiao Er to help him add some soy sauce, and he said, "Pour, pour, pour ......."”

Xiao Er has been ......9: A man was walking on the road, trying to find someone to ask about the time, and he happened to see a person standing on the side of the road, so he stepped forward and asked, "May I ask, what time is it?"

The man did not reply, but handed him the watch. "I, I, I, I can't see clearly, you can tell me about it. The man did not open his mouth, and handed the watch a little closer.

Table table table, oh, Lao Tzu can't see clearly, you and you, you say. Let's talk about the hammer, as soon as Lao Tzu opens his mouth, you and you talk about Lao Tzu to learn from you. ”

Pour it down! "The first one is that my mother took 100 yuan to buy rice for my stuttering brother and my stuttering brother went to the store and told the boss to buy rice. The boss said :

A pack of 120$ Adi : Buy....Buy....Buy....The boss took a bag of rice after bagging it....Brother said: Can't afford it?

The second one, Ah Di asked if there was anything cheaper? The boss said: There is a half-catty 90$ Adi:

Well....Well....Well....The boss was about to bag half a catty of rice. Brother: It's expensive.

A man goes to the marriage registration, and the registrar asks him, "What is your name?" The man:

Wang Wang Hua. The registrar was curious: "Do you stutter?"

The man was helpless: "I don't stutter, but my father stutters, and he gave it this name when he helped me with my household registration book when I was born." ”

A man went to a restaurant to eat Malatang and asked for chili peppers after serving it. The waiter put a tablespoon first, and the man said, "Pour..."Pour.

The man said, "Please..."Pour. The waiter put another big spoonful.

Helplessly, the man let him fall. The waiter was in a hurry and poured all the chili peppers in the chili bowl directly. The man was also anxious:

You pour....Pour this....So much....How to eat, eat.

The leader went out in a car, and on the way he suddenly said to the driver: "Hurry up, hurry up, ......."When the driver heard this, he hurriedly stepped on the accelerator, and the car immediately stepped up. The leader was even more anxious, his face turned red, and he said, "Hurry up and ......."U-turn, on the wrong track. ”

Human supplement 2009-06-30 09:11 A stammerer went to buy a drink, found that he only brought 5 yuan, so he went to ask the boss how much "Coca-Cola" cost. Stammer:

The old old old boss board, one by one, one by one, bottles of Coke, ......The boss listened very badly, and before he could finish speaking, he helped him get a bottle of Coca-Cola. Stammered: "Toto, Duoduo."

1.The novice driver is reversing, and the stutterer is commanding in the back: pour, pour, pour, bang hit the wall, and the stutterer speaks at this time:

Not anymore. 2.The truck was full of goods and needed to be tightened with ropes, and the stutterer shouted

I went to the bar to drink in one bite and asked how much a bottle of wine was, and I answered; Thirty thousand, asked; Is it on? stuttering answers; Open, on, on, on, just listen to the bang, stutter and say what a joke.

When I went to Mr. Chen Jiarong to correct my stuttering, some classmates said that they had mouth ulcers and couldn't eat spicy food, but because of their stuttering, they said to the boss: Chili... The boss added a lot of chili peppers before finally saying it:

A little less"! You say it's funny, others may think it's funny, but at that time, many people down there were crying! Maybe the students have encountered similar embarrassing scenes!

Here you go**: Find out for yourself!

When I was in elementary school, there was a saying that sheep eat grass, and I read it as grass that eats sheep. (I read it very loudly).

Best to recall.

I was on the track team as a kid and had an injury that left a scar on the sole of my foot. Xiao Ming asked: There is a scar on the sole of your foot, what does it have to do with whether you are married or not?

One day, Xiao Ming fell in love with a very beautiful girl and wanted to chase her, but the girl told him: Wait a minute, I'll look in the mirror and see that I'm ** growing bad, even you want to chase me?

One day Xiao Ming dressed up carefully, drove a sports car, and was very excited to participate in the party, he thought to himself, the conditions are so good, it must be the favorite object of many hot girls, but unexpectedly three dinosaur girls were assigned to sit in his car, Xiao Ming was so angry that he didn't want to say a word, and drove with a bitter face, but the dinosaur girls spoke: Handsome guy, you are in a bad mood! Why don't you speak?

When I was in high school, my classmates in the next class did a wonderful thing. There was a teacher who taught very badly in their class, and he raised his hand: Teacher, I'm going to hit **.

What do you play during class time? The teacher said displeased. I'm going to call the police!

Someone here is cheating money on the podium! The class laughed wildly, and the teacher was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Once, when the professor was having a good time in class, he found that someone was sleeping, so he was so angry that he called the classmate next to him to wake him up, but he didn't expect the student to say in a very disdainful tone: You made him fall asleep, you called yourself! 」

A was sleeping in class, and was discovered by a very mixed math teacher, he was very angry, so he asked A to solve the problem in front of the blackboard, and if he couldn't write, he was ready to humiliate A in public. A didn't go to the blackboard, the teacher began to sour him, his grades were so poor, he dared to sleep in class, he was really ashamed, his head was not at home, he would only sleep all day long. I didn't expect that brother he could actually write, and he solved it very beautifully, the teacher couldn't get off the stage, so he had to let him go back to his seat and leave him alone, but I didn't expect that the brother actually choked with the teacher:

I'll sleep first, and you'll ask me if you'll have it later.

I saw a couple arguing on the street this morning. The woman slapped the man hard, and the man wanted to save face.

The girl shouted, "If you have the ability, you can slap me again!" The woman did not hesitate to slap the man again. Male Don.

After a pause, he said, "Since you are so obedient, I will spare you." ”

The bride asked the master of ceremonies, "How much does it cost you to officiate a wedding?" Master of Ceremonies: It depends. In general, the groom.

The more handsome you are, the higher the charge. After hearing this, the woman shyly took out 5 yuan and handed it over, and the master of ceremonies looked back at the groom, and then.

Very calmly looked for 4 pieces of 5. ”

The politics teacher once said in a lecture, "Let me give you an analogy," and then he felt that it was wrong and said, "Give me an example."

A certain elementary school student was very nervous when he came on stage for the first time, and smiled slightly at the audience: "The title of my speech is "Red Leaves Are Crazy"! "It should be maple red...