Are there any jokes about the Year of the Rabbit? A little more

The humor of the Year of the Rabbit is as follows:

The Year of the Rabbit has long ears and beckons good fortune; The Year of the Rabbit has round eyes and unlimited scenery; In the Year of the Rabbit, the legs are jumping, and the career is rushing; The end of the Year of the Rabbit is short, and the troubles are gone; The Year of the Rabbit has three lips, and the happiness is infinite; The Year of the Rabbit is white and lucky; Tongue licking in the Year of the Rabbit, New Year's wish!

There is a salty saying that is completely funny and straightforward, but what is the opportunity to tell Nong in the New Year: "Nong is really annoying." After the play, I don't get tired of it. Ha ha! Happy New Year of the Rabbit to you!

Happy Year of the Rabbit, firecrackers in the Year of the Rabbit are joyful. The Year of the Rabbit, the Year of the Rabbit, the Year of the Rabbit blessings are the most exciting, may you dance like a tiger to show your own splendid future, like a tiger to swim out of your sweet love, like a tiger to ignite your beautiful mood. Happy Year of the Rabbit and good luck.

Year after year, happiness is similar, year after year, and the zodiac is different. Every minute and every second, happiness accompanies each other, all the time, health depends on each other. Rabbit head rabbit brain, hello Spring Festival, rabbit jumping rabbit jumping, spring is lively! Happy Chinese New Year!

The Year of the Rabbit goes, the Year of the Goat follows, and the Year of the Goat wishes you good luck; The little rabbit goes, the flying dragon comes, and the gold coins of the Year of the Goat are stuffed in the waist; The rabbit goes, the dragon arrives, and the Year of the Goat swings in the hand.

Bring some joy to the Year of the Goat, get some aura of the Year of the Monkey, bring some blessings from the Year of the Pig, dip some of the earth in the Year of the Rat, find some ox in the Year of the Ox, borrow some Tiger in the Year of the Tiger, and follow the joy of the Year of the Rabbit, the Year of the Dragon belongs to your most spirit!

Humor from the Year of the Dog:

The Year of the Dog is here, Vientiane is renewed, bless you: nine dogs linger on the roof, eight dog drums in front of the house, seven dogs singing in the house, six dogs in front of the window, five-body dog robes hidden in the cabinet, dressed in the four sea dogs, stepping on the three rivers of dogs, eyes on the dog, a dog's face is happy! Happy New Year!

The Year of the Dog sounded the rallying call, and sincere blessings came to report. Happy bullets sweep intensively, happy atoms bounce around. The auspicious three treasures come to the door to make trouble, wishful thinking counts the banknotes, the happy building has a solid foundation, and the healthy sailboat does not anchor!

The humorous phrases for welcoming the Year of the Rabbit in 2023 are as follows:1. The family is good, the business is good, everything is good, and the blessing is good to the wealth.

2. Send you confidence, that is the best character.

3. In the new year, everything goes well.

4. Knock on the door happily and surround yourself with joy.

5. The Year of the Rabbit is a dream, and happiness is in a dream.

6. May you be thin and good-looking, rich and cute, and your wishes will come true in the new year.

7. The Spring Festival is a joyful family carnival, and the guests are full of good luck.

8. I will send you a red cotton jacket in the Year of the Rabbit, and your body will be warm and your heart will be warm.

May you have unexpected luck and sudden joy.

10. Pray for happiness and happiness for friends.

Legend of the Year of the Rabbit:It is rumored that there is a white jade rabbit in Zhongyue Palace, and she is the incarnation of Chang'e. Because Chang'e violated the will of the Jade Emperor after running to the moon, Chang'e turned into a jade rabbit, and every time the moon was full, he had to pound medicine for the gods in the moon palace as punishment.

The Jade Rabbit represents the Moon Palace. It is the toad that is relegated to the Moon Palace, and the toad and the jade rabbit are both relegated to the Moon Palace, because they have a common reproduction rate and can have more children.

A little rabbit comes to the hardware store and asks: Does the boss have carrots? The boss said:

It's hardware stores without carrots. The next day the little rabbit came again and asked: Does the boss have carrots?

The boss said impatiently: No, this is a hardware store without carrots. On the third day, the little rabbit came again and asked:

Does the boss have carrots? The boss yelled: How many times have I told you, this is a hardware store without carrots, if you ask again, I will smash your head with pliers!

On the third day, the little rabbit came again and asked: Does the boss have pliers? The boss said:

No. The little rabbit asked again: Is there a carrot there?

One day, the little white rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the boss:"Boss boss, do you have carrots here? "

The boss said:"No. "

The little white rabbit is gone.

The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the boss:"Boss boss, do you have carrots here? "

The boss said:"I've told you all, no! "

The little white rabbit is gone.

On the third day, the little white rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the boss:"Boss boss, do you have carrots here? "

The boss is in a hurry:"How many times have I told you?!No. No matter how annoying you are, I'll take a vise to your teeth.

Unplug them all! "

The little white rabbit was scared and ran away.

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the boss:"Boss boss, do you have a vice here? "

The boss said:"No. "

The White Rabbit asked"So, do you have carrots? "

The boss was really angry, took out the vice, and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit.

On the fifth day, the little white rabbit ran to the pharmacy and asked the boss:"Boss boss, do you have carrot juice here?"

The rabbit and the bear had a grudge, and one day they met in the forest, and suddenly a fairy appeared and said that she could fulfill their three wishes, and the bear was very happy, and the bear's first wish: "I hope that all the bears in this forest will become females except me." "Its wish has come true.

The second: "I hope that all the bears in the forest next door will become females except for me". Its wish has come true again.

The third: "I hope that all the bears in the world will become females except me." "The rabbit made his first wish:

I want a bike. The second: "I want a small helmet."

The rabbit gets on his bike, puts on his helmet, and makes a third wish: "I hope that bear is gay."

Tom always listens to his father's stories before he goes to bed. Dad: "Once upon a time, there was a rabbit.

Tom: "Dad, I don't want to listen to fairy tales today, can I tell science fiction stories?"."Daddy:

Well, in space, there's a rabbit. Tom: "Forget it, Dad, can you talk about the restricted level to celebrate my 8th birthday?"

Dad: "Okay!."Don't let your mom know.

There was a rabbit with no clothes on. ”

One day, Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hong what the name of one Xiao Bai and another Xiao Bai together, Xiao Hong said, two Xiao Bai, Xiao Ming said no, it is the little white rabbit (two).