Is there a love text message that can make a girl happy after watching it

1."May I ask you for directions? To get there? To your heart. ”

2."Can I borrow a dollar from you? Why? I want to hit ** to tell my mom that I just met the girl of my dreams. Or, "I'm going to call your mom to thank her." ”

3."Is your dad a thief? It's not. Then how can he steal a brilliant star and put it in your eyes? (Be prepared if they you "yes").

4."You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you. ”

5."Your legs must be tired, right? Why? Because you've been running in my head all day. ”

6.(See his label on her clothes.) When they say "what are you doing?" "When)" just to see if you were made in heaven. Or, "Just see if you're my number." ”

7."I'm sorry, my ** number has dropped, can I borrow yours? ”

8."I wish you could do CPR because you're so beautiful that I stopped breathing. ”

9."Miss, please give it back to me! What! My heart, you snatched it away with your eyes! ”

10."There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take my eyes off you. ”

11."I'm having a bad day, seeing a pretty girl smiling makes me feel better, can you smile for me? ”

12."It's raining so hard today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you. ”

13."If I could rearrange the English letters, I would put the u and the i together. ”

14."Sorry, I'm an artist, it's my job to gaze at beautiful women. ”

15."Trust me, I'm going to make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not first? With you, I'm the happiest person ever!

Go find it on **, there are too many.

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed the plot, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. Man.

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed the plot, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was terrified, screaming and running.

The woman was at peace and was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: "Girl, you forgot to bring the key again." The woman was frightened and ran away.

At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said: Damn, delay my work, scare you to death! As soon as the words of tomb robbing fell, I found that an old man next to him was carving a tombstone with a chisel, curious, and asked, the old man said angrily, nnd, they carved my name wrong......The great fear of robbing the tomb, waw wow screaming and running.

The old man sneered: "Damn, dare to steal business with me, and be a little more ......tender."As he was talking, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground, and the old man was about to pick it up, when he bent down and found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass, the old man was startled, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death!"

Changing the house number of my house!! "The old man is rolling down the hill!

At this time, a scavenger crawled out of the grass, "Damn, it takes so much money to make a piece of scrap metal."

1.The sentient sky, the sentient earth, the sentient I am waiting for you. Sleepless and miss you: love you + miss you + look forward to you + miss you + wait for you = I can't live without you, what I love is you--- Xizhilang cici jelly!

2.God, bless me, bless those who forget me, don't contact me, don't call me, don't text me, don't miss me, don't think about me, and don't think about me have their phones fall into the toilet. Amen! By the way, let the water flush!

3.The sky without you is not blue The days without you are upset Life without you It's so hard When can I really have you My dearest ......Don't be beautiful, it's not you, it's money!

4.The legend of Cupid: One arrow piercing the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows piercing the heart represents wishful thinking, and three arrows represent three lives of happiness. I ...... you with all the arrowsWait, just wait to become a hedgehog! Satisfied.

1.The sentient sky, the sentient earth, the sentient I am waiting for you. Lonely and regretful, I can't sleep and miss you: love you + miss you + hope for you + miss you + wait for you = I can't live without you, what I love is you--- Xizhilang cici jelly!

2.God, bless me, bless those who forget me, don't call me, don't call me, don't text me, don't miss me, don't think about me, don't worry about me, and their mobile phones fall into the toilet. Amen! By the way, let the water flush!

3.The sky without you is not blue The days without you are upset Life without you It's so hard When can I really have you My dearest ......Don't be beautiful, it's not you, it's money!

4.The legend of Cupid: One arrow piercing the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows piercing the heart chain represents wishful thinking, and three arrows represent three lives of happiness. I ...... you with all the arrowsWait, just wait to become a hedgehog!