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The purest lie I've ever told in my childhood was to say it to a girl in the neighborhood"We have grown up together now, and when we grow up, I will marry you"。Who knows, when we grow up, we all go our separate ways.
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When I was a child, my family was poor, and my mother bought a little bit of meat, and I knew that my sister liked to eat meat, so every time I told my mother that I didn't like to eat it, and I was disgusted when I ate it, in fact, when I watched my sister eat meat, I was also very hungry and wanted to eat it.
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When I was in kindergarten, my mother was afraid that I would be hungry, and I put some fruit snacks in my schoolbag every day, and I often forgot to eat it when I was playful, but I didn't know who took it, and I didn't tell my family, and the teacher told my mother that I lost it more times. When my mom packed my bag after school and asked me if I had eaten the oranges, I promised to eat them, and my mom smiled and said that I put apples for you where did you eat the oranges, and the lie was seen through, and my mom now laughs at me for being stupid when she mentions it.
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It's because the family's economy is not very good, every time my mother asks me what I want to eat, I say that I don't want to eat, and now the economy is better, and I will buy a lot of things for my parents.
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When I was a child, my family didn't have any money, and when I saw other children with toys, I would often tell my mother that I didn't like toys
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When I was a child, I was also very naughty, I didn't like to do homework, and then I told my mother that my stomach hurt and I was uncomfortable, and my mother wouldn't force me to do my homework, so happy.
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I skipped school and went home to tell my mother that school was over, but my mother actually believed me, thinking that I was good at studying.
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Once I went out shopping with my mother, I was very tired at that time, my mother is tired, am you tired, I'll carry you? But I also saw that my mother was very tired, and then I said that I was not tired.
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When I was a child, I often got together with my friends, and then sometimes I didn't fight by myself, but I still wanted to help him.
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is often asking for money for parents, and then there are often some inexplicable reasons, and parents will give it.
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I have also experienced that I can't grow tall when I cross others", "I will burp if I steal food", "I will wet the bed if I play with fire", "If I eat watermelon without spitting out the seeds, it will sprout in my stomach and bear fruit".
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Let me talk about a few: (all of my own personal experience, pure hand, thank you for your attention).
1. Let's talk about my own Li Nai first, there is a pond behind my house, and I heard my grandfather say that my grandfather was a fisherman and had hunted sharks. I kept bragging to my friends that there were sharks in the pond behind my house, and my grandfather caught them, and I had seen them.
2. When I was a child, my hand was injured, and my friends said that they would treat it, squatting on the ground, "one and two in the middle is a good medicine", grabbed the soil and sprinkled it on the wound, and it was inflamed and pus for two days, and was sent to the hospital by my father for treatment.
3. When I was a child, there was a broom star (comet) in the sky for a while, and the old man said that this kind of star appeared once in decades, and someone would be unlucky if it fell to the ground, and I kept thinking about who would be unlucky?
4. When I was a child, my grandfather said that when you grow up, you will live in a big tile house, eat meat every day, and go out to ride a Yamaha motorcycle. I thought this was the highest pursuit of life.
5. Listening to the song "Lu Binghua", I have been thinking about grandpa remembering his mother's words, and grandpa remembering grandma's words has nothing to do with this child? I didn't figure it out until one day I had subtitles.
6. When I was a child, I watched TV, and I always thought that it was broadcasting while acting, and if I met it at night, I would cover it with a black cloth and act. I just didn't know how to explain it when I met a dead person, and then I thought about it, maybe it was a criminal, and I wanted to shoot him anyway.
7. When I was a child, I couldn't eat bubble gum, and if I swallowed it, it would stick to my intestines. It can't be fruit seeds, such as watermelon seeds and orange seeds, and fruit trees will grow in the belly.
8. Before I came to the south, I thought that tofu brain was salty, zongzi was sweet, and dogs only ate steamed buns instead of rice, but later found out that I was wrong.
9. When I was a child, I read a short book, and many articles in it were written anonymously, I kept thinking that this guy was so powerful and wrote so many articles, but why did some articles say that they were women, and some articles said that they were men?
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Lie to me to eat fish, saying that you can be smart, ahaha.
pwd=1234 Extraction code: 1234 Adapted from the comic of the same name, starring Bo Ru, Lin Xiandu plays the male lead, originally as a suspense drama, the Japanese drama version will have an original story, telling the heroine Imai Wango, a woman who failed to make her debut as a cartoonist, met her first love Amamiya Shuichi at the class reunion, but after the class reunion, the classmates passed away one after another
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I didn't sleep well at night, Ma Ma scared me, saying that I had eye droppings the next day because I didn't sleep well, and there were cats pooping in my eyes on the top of the bed. I stared at the cat every day before I went to bed.
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Mom said that the one that could not be eaten was a billiard cue. In fact, it was sugarcane, when I was a child, my family was poor and couldn't afford it, and now my mother is in tears when she mentions it, saying that she lost me when she was a child, but in fact, I don't remember it.
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When I was in elementary school, I said that I would buy a game console for a double hundred points in the exam, but I got the test, but she refused to buy it.
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Bubble gum can't swallow it, it will be warped. As a result, there was a time when the bubble gum sweetness slipped into my stomach before I finished chewing it. That crying, sorrowful, and everyone said that I was going to die soon.
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The teacher always told me to study hard and wait for you to be admitted to the university, it will be easy, and when I grew up, I was admitted to the university, and as a result, every day in addition to studying is the exam.
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Children don't have waists, and when I say that my back hurts, my mother always says this, and I believe it when I was pure
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