Daily Joke Group 5

A woman got off the night shift, a man followed and plotted against her, the woman was afraid, passed by the cemetery, and said to the grave Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was terrified, screaming and running. The woman was at peace and was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave girl, you forgot to bring the key again.

The woman was frightened and ran away. At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said that it would delay my work and scare you to death! As soon as the words of tomb robbing fell, I found that an old man next to him was carving a tombstone with a chisel, curious, and asked, the old man said angrily, nnd, they carved my name wrong......The great fear of robbing the tomb, waw wow screaming and running.

The old man sneered, dare to steal business with me, and be a little tender....As he was talking, he accidentally dropped the chisel on the ground, and the old man was about to pick it up, when he bent down, he found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass, and the old man was surprised, and suddenly a voice said that you are looking for death! Changing the house number of my house!! "The old man is rolling down the hill!

At this time, a scavenger crawled out of the grass, he x mother, it takes so much effort to make a piece of iron!

Ah Ming has a crush on a female classmate and decides to write to her anonymously first.

Friend asks: And how did she react? 」

Amin: I'm excited. 」

Friend: That's good!! And then what? 」

Amin: Then she called the police. 」

It turned out that his anonymous letter was a ......patchwork of lead letters cut out of newspapers of various sizes.

Write on: I've been paying attention to you for a long time.........

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Classic joke: Don't be afraid of ghosts On the weekend, Ah Zhong led his son to visit the "Thousand Buddha Cave". The son was curious, and ran away in the blink of an eye without being sleepy and teasing the shadow.

Ah Niu was so anxious that he finally found his son behind a statue of Le Buddha. Ah Zhong scared his son and said: "There are a lot of ghosts here, don't fight and run."

The son clapped his hands and laughed: "I'm not afraid of ghosts!" You often scold your grandmother for being an old ghost, your mother for being a dead ghost, your uncle for being a smoker, and your aunt for being a stingy ghost......I'm with ghosts every day, do I need to be afraid? ”

An old girl wrote a poem and said:"One day at dusk, I walked and saw a boy pretending to be cool. Vomiting and vomiting, bowing his head only pure good sheng wanted to hit the tree. "

A boy wrote a poem and said:"In the depths of self-study one day, I saw a sock touching a dinosaur and hitting a tree. Horror horror, pity that little tree. "

1. There is a custom that a 1-year-old child should grab something to see what he can do in the future.

I was holding a brush in one hand and a pen in the other.

But it made my parents happy that they wanted me to be a literate person.

It wasn't until many years later that they understood what it meant.

2. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you don't have to study hard, and you still disrupt the order of the classroom, do you want to be shameless?" ”

Xiao Ming: "No, I'll give it to you, you will be a two-skinned face in the future!" ”

Teacher: "Get out!" ”

3. One day, the father took the child to climb the mountain, and finally reached the top of the mountain after climbing for three hours.

The father said, "Son, look, how beautiful the scenery is down the mountain! ”

The son said, "Nani? Why should we spend three hours going up the mountain when the scenery below is beautiful? (It seems to make sense).

4. The bus was going to give up its seat and was robbed by a 2b.

Me: "Please get up, this is my seat." ”

Him: "You've used the toilet once, and it's yours?" ”

Me: "It's not mine, but I'm not done yet, you sit on my, please get up and I'll rush!" "(It's funny).