What are some classic quotes for your baby?

My son often says, "I'm a child, who am I afraid of?" "In my son's heart, he always felt that he could be fearless and unscrupulous as a child.

When my daughter was more than three years old, she once took her to Toys"R"Us to buy toys, and she took a fancy to the marshmallow machine, but there was only one left, and she was very sensitive to hold it in her hand and refused to put it down. I told her, put it down, and come back to get it when you have to leave. She wouldn't.

In the process of wandering, a little boy younger than her came to her and wanted to take the marshmallow machine in her hand, but she didn't give it, and the child said, "Sister, sister, show me." She replied in seconds:

Sister in her hand, you can see it.

Today, my daughter-in-law told me that she coaxed her son to sleep, and he read to her a passage: "A flower, a tree, a house, a road, a mountain, a river, a boat, and a me." A heart, a fire, a secret, a look. Paddled the boat, crossed the river, and you watched me at the water's edge.

I suddenly felt that if I could be so talented when chasing fuck, it wouldn't be so hard.

I love my mother, I don't love my father, and I love my grandparents and grandparents.

My baby's classic quote now is that mom and dad are eating.

When I stayed at home with my baby on the weekend, I asked him: If you leave with grandma, who will play with me? Baby is:

And Dad, let Dad play with you. He won't let you play, so you can go and play with other aunts. You can also play with my macabaca, I don't take it away.

When the child in the same building is more than a year old, he will only call Mom and Dad, because when I meet him from time to time, I will take some candy from the bag and scatter some to him, he will always call me Mom, Mom. Later, I went to the field, I didn't see it for about two years, I met downstairs a few days ago, he was still very excited, but he only called my aunt, I asked: Now I know that I don't call my aunt my mother He said seriously:

My dad doesn't have that many wives.

My child was 2 years old because he didn't like the clothes his grandmother picked out. When I asked him why, I pointed to the buttonhole and said that this dress was broken, and you see, there were a lot of holes! I don't want to wear rotten clothes!

When I was young, I didn't know anything, so I said that the electric light was an electric lamp, and the briquette pliers were called ball pickers. Warm water bag is said to be, electric warm bag.

A certain family member is a judge ......He came to the house to tease my brother and said, "Are you afraid that I am a judge?" Since my brother and I used to live at my aunt's house for a long time, my aunt was very strict, and my brother replied: No matter how good you are, you can be better than my aunt.??

Five-year-old children take off their pajamas by themselves, a row of buttons in front of the pajamas, I said that the baby unbuttoned the first button directly from the head, the child refused, had to unbutton the other buttons, I: baby, why are you so stubborn? Hee Niu:

I want to be stubborn, and stubbornness is my right! I.

The baby's words are always innocent, sometimes some of the baby's questions really make the parents feel inseparable, such as some babies will be curious about their bodies, often ask some boys and girls about the difference.

The first thing my baby said was Balabala, not Mommy, not Dad.

Baby's classic quotes are:

1. Grow like the sun that has just come out and half-hang from the treetops, and the stones that shine with cold light are like a wise man who breathes through Lingtong.

2. Cute chick, you are the heart and soul of your parents, I hope you grow up healthily!

3. Now you are saying what you see, "what is this", "I'll see", "give a smile", you are slowly reading the world.

4. Growth is like peeling an onion, peeling off a layer will leave a tear.

5. In the dark, I dance happily alone, and I believe that all children are flowers in God's hands and will bloom at the right time.

6. Baby, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then, the world has added a touch of attractive color.

7. Without the beating of autumn frost and the forging of autumn wind, how can the autumn maple leaves be red? May you be like this fiery red maple leaf, dyed bright red in the wind and frost of life!

8. May you be like that small stream, taking the high mountain peak as the starting point of life, jumping all the way, rushing all the way, bravely and bravely running to the sea of life.

9. Child, your arrival has lit up our lives and given a new meaning to our lives.

10. Baby, your simple birthday is today, I wish you a lot of cuteness and happiness!

1. Staring at Dad's round belly, he said anxiously: "Dad! Father! Hurry up! Hurry up and have a baby! ”

2. Mom, when I was in your belly, did you have a TV in your belly? Do you have a cot?

3. Mom, if you want to beat me again, I will divorce you!

4. My son didn't do well in the exam, so I beat him up. As soon as he turned around, he came back and asked, "Mom, I still don't know this question." ”

5. Teacher, the floor here is so high, you can't let other children come and climb.

6. Today's oranges are so delicious, I want to take them home and grow them.

7. Mom, your buttons are so beautiful, are they used by princesses?

8. Mom, what do you want Dad to do in the future, tell me, Dad listens to me.

9. What should I do if I can't see the teacher during the summer vacation, and I miss the teacher?

10. My mother is old and defeated, I want to drink more soup and drown all the worms in my stomach.

11. I'm such a cute little friend, which little guy will be cheaper?

12. The baby is unhappy and needs to be hugged and kissed.

13, baby, Dad will teach you to sleep today, you see that Han answers, Dad sleeps first, you follow.

14. My baby is on my baby, it's really a baby baby.

15. The baby's head is very small, only the size of my cousin's doll's head, and its face is round and red, like a ripe apple.

Monday, September 28, fine.

1.The baby wore a striped shirt or a land-piece shirt, and said vigorously: "Tell Mommy, the same." What he meant was that mom also had a striped shirt, and the baby was wearing the same eggplant dumplings as mom today.

2.There are many grandfathers in Taizhou, Grandpa Xu, Grandpa Xu, Grandpa Fang, and Grandpa Uncle. The baby said, "They are all grandfathers, and there are other grandfathers, who are also grandfathers".

3.When the baby rides a twisting car and sees someone or a stool in front of him, he always shouts: "There are obstacles, avoid them." There are obstacles! ”

4.Qiaofeng was busy in the kitchen, and the baby shouted at her a few times not to respond. The baby said to himself, "It's too loud, I don't seem to hear it." What he meant was that the range hood was too loud, and Qiaofeng didn't hear the baby shouting.

5.Mom and Dad are ready to go to work, and no matter what the baby is doing, he will run to open the drawer, take out two masks, and say, "Mom, don't forget to wear a mask".

6.Before going to bed, the baby will tremble and repeat the scenery he saw: "Qinhuai River, Qingliangmen, Ming City Wall, kites, what else?" Grandma said".

And airplanes", the baby immediately continued, "There are airplanes, drones, and proper twisting cars." ”

1. Children, your arrival has lit up our life and given a new meaning to our lives.

2. Baby, now you are the beginning of a beautiful fairy tale, and the story in the future may contain all kinds of flavors, but it must be beautiful; It is a gorgeous morning acre of knowledge, maybe there is wind and rain, but there must be bright sunshine to greet it.

3. You have a pair of wings. Fly tenaciously, and don't be succumbed to the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, and don't be intoxicated by the sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly towards a better life.

4. Dear baby, you are the fruit of your parents' love in the season, and your smile is the happiness of the whole world. From then on, we are no longer lonely, and from then on, we have a perfect life.

5. Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the roads in front of you are shining with golden light, may you grow up quickly and get your bright future.

6. You are a small boat in the port of youth, may you raise the sail of faith, carry the dream of hope, and sail to the vast ocean.

7. I gave birth, and I finally saw my husband's lover in my last life, she was more beautiful than me!

8. Baby, you will always be your mother's intimate little padded jacket, and every day with you is happy and happy! Mom wishes you health and happiness forever!

9. While parents accompany their children to grow up, it is actually a kind of self-growth.

10. Bringing the baby by yourself is a little harder, and there is no free play like before, without any constraints, but accompanying the baby's growth, participating in the baby's bits and pieces, seeing that innocent and lovely face, how much tired and sleepy cherry blossoms are gone, and at the same time feel happy and happy.