Who has a joke that can kill even laughs? Who has jokes? Jokes that make me laugh!

Hee Hee and Ha Ha are a pair of good friends, very good friends.

One day, haha died. Hee hee was very sad, he walked to Haha's grave and said:"Haha, you're dead. "

One day, an elephant was walking in the forest, and accidentally touched an ant nest full of ants, and it shook off the ants on its body, but there was still one left on the elephant's neck, and then the ants on the ground shouted at the ants on it: strangle it. Strangle it.

Three rats are bragging. One said, "I eat rat poison as candy, and I don't feel comfortable if I don't eat it for a day." Another said, "I love to walk around the streets twice a day, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well." The third mouse said, "It's getting late, go home and sleep with the cat." ”

Borrow your noodles and hang yourself.

The bald donkey dared to rob the teacher with the poor road.

It's a pity that I don't know where the laughing hole is, otherwise I'll help you with it. Below:

One day after the rain, my grandfather took my grandson for a walk and saw an earthworm, and my grandfather said, "If you can stuff this earthworm into a hole, I'll give you five yuan." The grandson immediately took the earthworm home, sprayed Morse, and stuffed the stiff earthworm into the hole.

The next day, the grandfather said, "This five yuan is given to you by your grandfather, and this ten yuan is awarded to you by your grandmother." ”

I have, but I don't dare to give it, for fear of the police

Three little pigs, pig A's name is called"Who", pig B's name is called"Where", pig C's name is"What"。One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: You look for it"Who"？

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:"OMG"It's our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:"Why? "

Pig A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it is"Why? "。

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide ......

A classmate received a ** text message, which read: "Dad, I opened a room with my boyfriend and was taken away, I need money, you send 2,000 yuan to the xx account, this is someone else's mobile phone number, I will tell you when I come out." ”。After reading it, the classmate replied: Wait until I find your mother.

The principal and the English teacher visited a middle school in France together, the principal spoke in the auditorium, and the English teacher acted as an interpreter.

Principal: "Teachers and students! ”

English Teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!" ”

Headmaster: "Ladies and gentlemen! ”

English teacher - thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!" ”

Headmaster: "Good morning! ”

English Teacher: ......=="Khan.

2.He said that there was a polar bear, because the snow was so dazzling, that he had to wear sunglasses to see things, but he couldn't find the sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling, crawling and crawling dirty to find sunglasses. Put on your sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find out:

Oh, so I'm a panda.