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There are jokes in it, it's absolutely funny, by the way, I forgot to tell you If you read the jokes, go to page 2 The jokes are on page 2 The yellow font is the joke Remember that it's page 2 And when you read it, click on the bottom left corner of the article "Click here to view the original article" This is all Otherwise, you can't read it all I don't choose or not I will be fine The most important thing is that you go and see it Mood is better 886

Ten years later. One summer evening, when eight-year-old Tom was home alone, he heard a knock at the door, he opened the door, and saw a snail, and the snail said pitifully, "Give me some bread to eat!" Tom didn't even think about it, and kicked it away.

Ten years later, one summer evening, eighteen-year-old Tom was home alone. I heard a knock on the door again, and when I opened the door, it turned out to be the snail from ten years ago, and the snail said angrily, "If you don't give bread to eat, forget it, why are you still kicking me?" I'm just back now! ”

Well. There are no jokes, but I recommend you to watch "Happy Camp"! It's really pretty.

One day, a man walks into a bar followed by a pig.

The pig's four feet were gone, and they were replaced with four sticks as prosthetic limbs.

The bartender in the shop asked the man, "Your pig is really strange, why doesn't it have legs?"

The man replied, "My pig is very powerful, and I think that our family was still very poor and lived in a grass hut, but this pig came last."

When I was sniffing the east and west, I found oil, which made me rich, built a bungalow, and built a swimming pool.

The bartender was speechless in astonishment, and after a while he asked, "By the way, what happened to his feet?"

The man said, "You know, I'm a very good pig, and one day, my five-year-old child was alone in the pool.

Drowned, but it jumped into the pool and took my son out and gave him mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration!

The bartender was even more surprised, and asked again: Then what happened to his feet?

The man began to be a little impatient: I said, this is a very powerful pig, one day Banqin served the god of fire in our kitchen at night, it.

Wake up all the family members and put out the fire alone!!

Bartender: Sir! I'm asking you why your pig doesn't have feet.

Will you finish it all at once?

Gravitation was first discovered by a Hainan person in China, 200 years earlier than Europe. Not as famous as Newton, because he was taking a dip under a coconut tree, and a coconut fell and seriously injured him, and he lost his ability to speak.

Life is simple and charming, and people's hearts are simple and happy; Learning to be simple is not simple.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was an inn in the mountain, and there was an old rooster in the inn. There is a mountain ...

A person suddenly laughed while on a drip, and he asked what kind of laughter?

The mother fly took the little flies to eat, and they flew on a pile of cow dung, and the little flies asked depressedly, "Mom, why do we always eat cow dung?" Mother Fly slapped the little fly and scolded, "This unlucky child, don't say such disgusting things when you eat!" ”