Whoever has a joke to listen to, who has a joke to say, okay?

1.There is a baby wolf, it was born without meat and only vegetarian, and its parents are very worried. As a result, one day I saw a baby wolf chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very pleased. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrots! ......

2.This diver is very difficult, he first turns and rolls for a week, then a front flip for a week and a half, and then a backflip for a month.

3.There was a man who was climbing the rock, and when he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, there was a big bad wolf with a burning candle who wanted to burn the rope, and the man said a word, and the big bad wolf blew out the candle, and the man said, "Happy Brithday!"o( o haha

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loved her more than anyone else in the world.

But one day, his girlfriend left him ruthlessly, and didn't even give him a reason.

Watching his girlfriend being shopping by others' hands, he was in pain and lost his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend.

Originally, he planned to kill her and kill himself. But when he was about to die, he felt the preciousness of life.

Since then, he has been plagued by nightmares every day, in which his girlfriend is naked, with her hair disheveled, her red tongue hanging down to the ground, and her ten fingers like hooks come to ask for his life.

The nightmare tormented him like a bone, and one day he found a Taoist priest who wanted to get rid of it.

The Taoist priest asked him to do three things.

First, bury his girlfriend's body properly.

Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend was wearing before she died.

Third, wash the bloody clothes that have been hidden.

Everything must be done before the third watch, or there will be a fatal disaster!

He followed the instructions of the Taoist priest and did everything very carefully, but the bloody clothes could not be found.

The third watch was about to be made, and beads of sweat dripped down his face and wet the carpet.

When he was about to watch the third watch, he found the bloody clothes, but no matter how he rubbed them, he couldn't wash them off.

At this time, suddenly the wind was fierce, and lightning and thunder roared. The windows swayed from side to side as the wind slammed, and the sound of glass shattering made people's hearts beat even more, and suddenly all the lights went out, and the whole room was dark.

In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing blood-stained pajamas, with blood dripping from her eyes, and pointed at him with a hideous face and said sharply

Do you know why you can't wash off the bloodstains? ”

He was so stunned that he couldn't say a word.

The girlfriend continued: "Because you didn't use carved laundry detergent, stupid. ”

One day the animals smelled very bad in front of the Guan Gong Temple.

The snake said, "I wouldn't let such a stinky fart when I'm so young, it must be a cow."

The cow said: I eat grass, and I don't let out such a stinky fart.

The pig said: The one who farts will definitely blush.

Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, beat the pig away and said: How many times have I said it, I am born to blush.