Ask for some super funny phrases, super funny classic phrases jokes .

I'm happy to answer for you, such as "the face is full of hair and says that others are monkeys, wearing mink bags, spraying a flower water can't cover up your sass, the old lady on the sedan chair you pretend to be pure, and there are a lot of them, because I use a mobile phone, it's not convenient to say, so I hope the landlord goes to my QQ space, there are a lot of logs, ID is my deduction number, please forgive the landlord." Attention!

I know I'm ugly, but I dare to walk on the road

Go someone else's way and leave others with no way out.

If you think I'm wrong, please tell me, I won't change it anyway, don't hold back your illness.

I'm good with objects, I'm good with elephants, and I'm good with horses, rabbits, and dogs.

A meteor pierced the sky, and Xiao Ming hurriedly made a wish when he saw this, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" "A miracle happened, and the meteor went back.

True love is to think that the other party is a pig, and you are worried about being snatched away by others.

In the next life, I will definitely be reincarnated as a woman, and then marry a man like me.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful duckling, and then it became a beautiful roast duck.

My sister is very decisive, for example, when she is hungry, she eats immediately.

Yes, you are a wise man, but unfortunately your surname is weak.

Now I don't get up by perseverance, but by urine.

It doesn't matter if it's a white hat or a black hat, it's not a good hat if it turns green.

The red light on the door homework illuminates my future.

Don't treat brother as cabbage, in fact, brother is chili.

In life, I was laughed at by others first, and then laughed at others, and then I laughed at Jiuquan.

Seeing that your family is poor, even the rats go to your house with tears in their eyes.

When you say that my brother is very handsome, I want to say to you, congratulations on getting it right!

Originally, the IQ was not high, and even the EQ was zero, and it didn't let people live.

You're okay, but I feel like it's still good when you did it.

In the next life, I must be your heart, so that if I don't beat, you will die.

I know you're famous, but you don't understand that I'm grafting.

Anyone can get on the bus, but it's not something you can sit on if you want.

If you sin against me, I will make you feel the beauty of being alive.

I'm not fat, it's just swelling caused by allergies to life.

"The Great Project".

Seven years after graduation, he finally took on a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, the construction period was two months, and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it was necessary to advance. It was finally done at the end of last year. Today, when people go to acceptance, they are scolded to death, and they don't have any money to get it!

The drawings are reversed, and they are going to dig a well!

"Fractures".

The doctor asks the patient how the fracture occurred. The patient said that I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes. A man who passed by thought I had been electrocuted, picked up a stick and gave me two sticks!

"Chance".

A colleague asked: You're not young anymore, why aren't you looking for a girlfriend?

I said, "Let it be!"

My colleague said: You deserve to be single, and the monks in the temple all say so!

"Double Eleven".

Wife: People's husband's Double 11 directly bought out her shopping cart, you look at you again.

Husband: Haha, I've actually been ready for a long time.

Wife: Do you want to surprise me? What's in store for me?

Husband: I didn't buy anything, I'm ready to be scolded by you.

I missed the bus at work, so I ran after the bus, and a man on an electric car shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" "A warm current suddenly surged in my heart, and I just wanted to sigh at the beauty of this world, and the man continued to shout:

The school's boys' and girls' toilets are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet, and when she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's bathroom next door, and the girl lost her face and asked loudly, "Who?" ”。The boy next door replied in a low and powerful voice: "Lei Feng." ”

A man is drunk and holding a telephone pole (guess an animal) - rabbit (spit).

Another man got drunk and held on to a telephone pole --- hare (also vomited).

A man who is drunk and pees on a telephone pole --- rogue bunny.

Know, listen to me, it should be"I don't know","I don't know"It's different, haha.

I'll hang up first if there's nothing to do.