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I remember when I was in the third year of junior high school, I just studied chemistry, and the chemistry teacher took a bottle of alcohol and asked everyone, what is this smell?

There are different opinions: "wine" and "spicy" ......

A primary school student participated in the school's recitation competition for the first time, and he was very nervous, and the teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweaty. Finally it was her turn. The elementary school student gritted his teeth and walked to the stage in a few steps

Teachers and students, the topic of my recitation is: Momiji is crazy (maple). “

**I am still a primary school student, and I am very envious when I see the classmates who are ordered by the teacher to read the composition, and I always hope that the teacher can let me read it again. The opportunity has finally arrived.

So-and-so, read your essay to everyone! “

The elementary school student stood up with a "vacant flight": "My teacher". Teacher, I look like your mother. “：

In computer class, a fat girl sat on a chair and listened to a plop. The class laughed wildly, and the girl sat on the ground, still talking! Hahaha, laugh at me

There was a group of college students who went to the ranch for an internship. The task is to milk the cows. A female college student squeezed for half a day and only squeezed out a little bit.

Look at how many others are crowded. At this time, an old man came up to the female college student and said, "Son, you are not only in the wrong place.

You're squeezing the wrong cow! ”。

Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old nun in the temple, telling a story to a little monk, there was a mountain in the past, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, in each of them a little beauty told a story, there was a mountain in the past, there was a temple in the mountain, there was a handsome guy in the temple, and then a story was told to a little beauty, it was (10,000 words omitted here), you want to go!! Hahahahahaha!!ha

Ay. Once my girlfriend came to visit me at my school, of course I invited her to a restaurant, but after eating, I found that neither of us had any money!! The bill said 92 yuan, so I kept my girlfriend as a hostage and rushed back to school to borrow money.

I finally borrowed 100 yuan and ran back immediately, but I was depressed when I saw it! She ordered another 17-piece milkshake!! I said, Grandma, are you so thirsty?!!

Go to the jokes ** and see, a lot.

Once upon a time there was a hide-and-seek society, and their president has not been found...

In the future, a person who provoked you will say that he is like this: You are the tragedy of your mother who went to ** and forgot to bring money and stayed.

After graduating from dinner, classmate A drank a few glasses of wine, walked up to the girl he had been secretly in love with for 4 years, and said to her, "Let me show you palmistry." "Girls:

Do you know how to read palmistry? As he spoke, he handed his right hand. A looked at it for a while and said

Although palm reading is not reliable, I still see one thing! The girl asked what she saw, and he said, "You, the five elements lack me!" ”

Wu Kequn has a song that sings: Feed you some. (Write poems for you).