What do you know about the funny jokes of the bear child?

My bear child was so happy, I told him to sell you again, but after a while he came over with a piggy bank and begged me not to sell him, is this to buy me?

It should be that the bear children are punished well, in fact, as long as these children are well educated, they will not become bear children.

Talking about my daughter, just because she wants to eat sugar, she actually said that if I get married, I will have candy to eat.

After the Chinese New Year, my child is five years old. So I taught him that when someone asks you how old you are, you have to reach out and tell him he's five years old. He told me that it wasn't five, it was a burden. I'm so speechless!

I have a friend's child who is very naughty, I remember one time my friend fell asleep, her child used a colored pen to draw a big glasses on my friend's eyes, when she woke up and sat by the mirror and looked up, she was startled, only to know that it was the child who did it.

Every time the bear child comes to the house, he will look for something to play with, and every time he breaks my things, he doesn't admit it, and he deliberately cries to get my mother's attention, and then the wicked person sues first, but my mother doesn't pay attention.

My cousin's children often come to my house to play, their children are very naughty, once I saw two bear children robbing a car, one of them lost the robbery, and even ran to beat the third child who didn't rob the car, I watched it quite funny at the time, this is logic. You don't go to the person who robbed you, but you run to the person who didn't rob the car.

My brother is an out-and-out bear child, once when he went out to play with the shield that came home at night, he twisted and pinched the shield, and asked him why he didn't say anything, and then his mother calmly said that he didn't wear out his legs, and he was embarrassed to tell you, and laughed at me.

You are telling the bear child that there is only one life, and you must know how to cherish it. Then he actually responded to me: Don't people know how to cherish when they lose?

For example, every time the bear child comes to the house, how he plays, and the things he likes very much will inevitably be broken in the end, but the first one to cry is the bear child.

The funny joke is that some children are really casual to play, and then they often choose to make trouble.

The funny joke about the bear child is as follows:

1. On the way home, I said to the bear child: Son, you are home. You just tell Mom.

You say, Mom, you've been getting fat lately. Come with us and get a workout! If you eat fat, I don't like you anymore!

I hope my daughter-in-law can go to the fitness plaza with us and exercise. Unexpectedly, the bear child said to his mother: Mom, you have eaten fat.

Daddy doesn't like you anymore!

2. Teacher: Before I give a lecture, I will say a few words. In my class, don't sleep. If you don't want to attend the lecture, you can also sleep. The bear child said: Teacher, before going to bed, can you lie on the table and play with your mobile phone for a while?

3. Teacher: Students, what kind of jobs do you want to find when you grow up? Bear Child:

Earn a lot of money and be close to home. Teacher: Oh, this student, what do you do?

Pick up the bear next to the child: Just put a broken bowl in front of my house, and you can earn more than 10,000 yuan a month.

What is a joke:

Jokes are a simple and fast form of culture, and their function is to organize interesting phenomena in work and life through unique and ingenious ideas, humorous and witty language or meaningful irony, giving people fun, enlightening and relaxing.

With the frequent use of the word "joke" and the popularity of the new **, some unique connotations have been unconsciously integrated.

In the new era, the paragraph is not only "a paragraph, a short article", but also includes not only the "sound paragraph" expressed in oral language, the "text field" that forms the written text, but also the "** paragraph" that uses ** splicing collection to jointly express a central point of view, and the "** paragraph" created by pictures, sounds or words around a theme.

It is a topical idea, description, plot, or story fragment. It has a variety of functions such as entertainment, satire, emotional catharsis, and information dissemination.

1. My son likes to play with a lighter the most, and he also maximizes the throttle by himself, but there is no liquid Jane to tell his father. When a guest came to the house, his father took a lighter and lit a cigarette directly for the guest, who knew that the guest's hair was burned, so his father beat him very lightly, haha!

2. Starting today, a large number of bear children want to grab breakfast, bus, and seats with you, and silently endure their endorsement, homework, and love.

3. Every day when the child falls asleep, I look at that little face and think it is super cute, and I can't wait to beat him flat during the day.

4. For some children, the naughty tricks of the present will become a good memory for them! And we, the teachers, will become the background of sorrow!

5. Since my son was 1 year old, my lipstick has suffered. As soon as he saw my lipstick, my son immediately removed it, so he removed at least 40 of them in 2 years.

1. The bear child who went to school was unfamiliar with the road on the first day of burial and fell into the ditch.

2. Every day when the child falls asleep, I look at the little face of the eggplant mill and think it is super cute, and I can't wait to beat him flat during the day.

3. The bear child is singing and dancing in the middle of the night, and there is no sign of the end after an hour, so I call 110 to call the police to disturb the people. That's really enough.

4, the bear child's acting skills should be good, and all the little golden figures are drama spirits, and they laughed unconsciously.

5. The bear trembling child was reluctant to take pictures with me, and I said that I would buy him a toy and immediately grinned.

6. The bear child is so angry that I am going crazy, when can I open my mind, only the bear is conscious, and I change the content of the gas every day, so that I will get old. 7. As long as I go out, my son basically can't stop, other children see the dog hiding far away, my son is very excited when he sees the dog, and he runs after the dog, so the dog near the community is scared to death when he sees him.