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Anonymous users2024-02-08If you destroy half of her wings, I will destroy your whole heaven. ”
Such a joke full of the atmosphere of Middle Two and Mary Sue does not conform to scientific logic, and simply pursues the so-called domineering. It makes me really funny and angry, thinking of myself who was ashamed of saying such words out loud back then, and I couldn't laugh at myself.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, give three points; If someone offends me again, I will give me a stitch; People still offend me, cut down the grass and eradicate the roots.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05When life turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Holding the hand of the son, Fang Zhizi is ugly, tears flowed, and the son did not go, I will go.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03I can't do piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I'm tired of laundry and cooking. - Zhou Libo.
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome. - Zhou Libo.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02My mom asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no, and my mom said, "Yes," and I said, "I don't have one."
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Anonymous users2024-02-01A manly man can bend and stretch.
A manly man would rather die than give in.
So am I able to bend and stretch or would rather die than give in?
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Ten years of life and death, pleasant goat, gray wolf.
Red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two yellow orioles singing green willows, outside the ancient road, by the long pavilion, a line of egrets on the sky.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Mom, I want a bike.
I see you like a bicycle.
Mom, I want to buy a mobile phone.
Do you think I look like a mobile phone?
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Anonymous users2024-01-29You've lost just a leg, and she's lost her love!
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Anonymous users2024-01-28If the enemy does not move, I will not move, and if the enemy moves, I will move chaotically.
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Anonymous users2024-01-271. What kind of bird are you?
2. Fly honey collection pretends to be crazy (bee).
3. Bring the water in the teapot to a boil.
4. The fire burned the bamboo forest, and it was a single person.
5. The cooks march to carry the black pot for others.
6. It is even more difficult to get from Henan to Hunan.
7. Eat a full belly straw bale.
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Anonymous users2024-01-26The interesting saying is as follows:1. As the saying goes: good horses don't eat back grass; But as the saying goes: the prodigal son does not change his money!
2. As the saying goes: rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest; But as the saying goes: the building near the water gets the moon first!
3. As the saying goes: the prime minister can support the potato boat in his belly; As the saying goes: If you have revenge, you don't repay it, it's not a gentleman!
4. As the saying goes: a manly man would rather die than give in; But as the saying goes: a manly man can bend and stretch!
5. As the saying goes: know everything, say everything; But as the saying goes: don't talk deep, silence is golden!
6. As the saying goes: there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain; But as the saying goes: if you don't hit the south, you won't look back on the front wall!
7. As the saying goes: If people don't offend me, I won't offend people; But as the saying goes: the first strike is stronger, and the second strike suffers!
8. As the saying goes: courtesy is light and friendship is important; But as the saying goes: many people are not to blame!
9. As the saying goes: there is great power in numbers; But as the saying goes: there are many people!
10. As the saying goes: buying and selling does not become benevolent and righteous; But as the saying goes: brothers, settle accounts!
11. As the saying goes: a good man has three gangs; But as the saying goes: it is better to rely on others than on yourself!
12. As the saying goes: people go to high places; But as the saying goes: climb high, fall hard!
13. As the saying goes: a mouthful of spit is a nail; But as the saying goes: people have two skins on their mouths, how can they be reasonable!
14. As the saying goes: It's not too late to make amends; But as the saying goes: it's too late to make amends!
15. As the saying goes: a skinny camel is bigger than a horse; But as the saying goes: a plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken!
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