When people ask me if I ve eaten it, how should I reply humorously

I used to be known as the god of wine, dealing with more than a dozen in one night, drinking 5 wounds, and drinking 6 down, which made countless people frightened! Whether it's red or white, if you have wine, you have to do it!! But why did I quit the rivers and lakes now and retreat to the mountains?

Pour two cups, and break the article after three cups? What has changed me so much!? Is it hatred?

Or love? Pick up your phone and send a text message "I invite you to dinner" to your phone. Communicate face-to-face with the former god of wine, listen to the story behind the god of wine, and feel the glory of the god of wine and the sadness behind it.

Are you planning to invite me to dinner, I don't say, I'm going to say that you said you were going to invite me to dinner

This meal is full, and the next meal is not eaten.

Not only ate, but also drank. I might have to pull it later.

You didn't eat it, I just happened to be a little sick to my stomach! Spit on you!

My mom is cooking a meal.

When I asked you in the morning, you said you had dinner, and then I asked you if it was evening, and you said that you had dinner last night.

I'll tell you, I ate it.

If you eat it, I'll eat it.

It turned out that the most painful expression was that there was no emotion, and the saddest thing turned out to be that I couldn't face myself.

The man asks you have eaten it, how can you reply so that you don't become a topic terminator?

Why don't you come to my belly and take a look.

I was the one in the toilet just now.

Bring out a lot of menus.

Do you care about this man?

Why, what are you going to treat me to eat, I'm done.

The amount of the If you are Zeng Xiaoxian.

Are you asking about yesterday or today.

Not yet! Tomorrow's lunch.

Ha, the weather is good today、、、 ha.

You can reply with humor like this:

Can I eat your sweet pants rings? "

Or. I want to eat the one you have in your hand, can you give me half of the liquid? "

Such a reply is funny and humorous, and it can also make the other person feel that you are funny.

1.I know that the newly opened barbecue restaurant is very good, and the owner is familiar with me, so we can try it together.

2.Finally discover the secret to keeping you in shape.

3.Then you follow me, I eat, you watch.

4.It just so happened that I saved money for me, and I kept it for you in the future.

5.The philosophical dilemma of choosing what to eat is left to you.

6.The last time you were so entangled, I confessed to you. (laughs) <>

7.You are obviously a person who has eaten Tang monk's meat to maintain such a good figure, and your mouth has become tricky. (slight ridicule) 8Then I have to eat something, I'll be distressed if I'm hungry and lose weight for you.

9.You have to eat it, otherwise my mother-in-law will think that I am abusing you. (snickering emoji) 10Send you a red envelope and buy some of your favorite food.

As follows:

1. I'm the most hooligan in winter, and I always like to freeze my hands and feet.

2. People are tall, clothes are not suitable, the weather is good, the weather is cold, go to bed early, get up early, and the ditch is good.

3. The weather is so cold, go to the playground and roast the fruit hot, and you can finally eat it.

4. The weather is good, hot and cold, cup after cup, and no one gives me candy.

5. It's cold, don't be cool, remember to wear more clothes, after all, I'm not by your side.

6. If I get lost, then you are my eyes, this weather is so cold, I don't want to come out.

There is a boy in lz, I am afraid that the child will not be able to find a partner in the future, so I enrolled him in a dance class, which is full of girls, and it will be easy to find a partner after thinking about it, who knows that it has only been two days, and the child has begun to squat when he urinates! Ay.

Leave me alone, I'm just meditating, contemplating the mysteries of this universe.

It depends on what your friends have to do with you

How to elegantly describe a scumbag.

Someone asks you, what's wrong, how do you reply to him with humor?

I understand how you're feeling right now. When someone asks you what's wrong, you can reply to him with humor: nothing.

It's just a little bit of thinking about you (note: people with a higher sense of favorability) In the process of chatting, pay attention to releasing value, for example, you love Heju sports very much, you work very seriously, etc., instead of making girls feel that you are a certain thread who has nothing to do all day. As long as you are willing to find a topic, she will most likely be willing to talk to you along your topic, and you can also extend according to her topic.

Rather than simply saying: I'm eating, I'm playing games, I'm watching TV. Girls:

Oh, back to the shot. There's nothing to talk about.

1. If the other party is your crush, you can ask humorously:

Take a copy of the takeaway you just ordered or the meal you are eating (it must look like it is full of color, flavor, and flavor), send it to the other party, tell the other party, what you have eaten today, and by the way, ask the other party if you want to order one too, so that you can wittily find out whether the other party has eaten.

2. If the other party is your good buddy, you can ask directly, such as:

Have you eaten it? What do you want to eat? I'm just going out for a bite to eat, would you like to come along?

3. If you want to pick up a beautiful woman, you can ask humorously:

Hey, have you eaten, and if not, can you let me accompany you to enjoy a good meal?

4. If it is a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, you can ask ambiguously and with a sense of humor

Are you hungry, dear? Have you eaten? "As long as the other party has himself in his heart, he will be very happy and feel very humorous whenever he asks.

Alas, how do you feel that you have lost weight recently, how can you eat more. Let's go have a meal together! "Or just buy something delicious and send it over, if the two of them have some calls to each other, then any excuse will do, if the other party is also willing, they won't care about the reason for the excuse.

Answer 1: I haven't eaten it, but have you ever heard of a word called Xiu Se Ke Food, you are my meal. 2. I didn't eat it, if the beauty can be eaten as a meal, then I look at you, I am eating a big meal, and there are hairy crabs, you can also have a piece. 3. After eating, chatting with you is like drinking fairy dew elixir.

I'll treat it for you before you eat it.

Come on, come on, open your mouth, I'll feed you.

The other party said that I also want to eat, which means that he also wants to eat and wants to join in the fun. You can answer like this, and I guessed that you wanted to eat it, so I secretly left it for you. Or you can answer it as you think.

If you want to answer a question correctly when you are chatting with someone, you must understand what they are saying. In other words, during the whole chat, you must understand what the other party thinks, and then choose the appropriate way to answer, so that you can do it appropriately. Otherwise, it will be embarrassing.

First of all, this kind of question is very silly, for example, I like to eat roasted rape, but I don't like to eat it if I don't do it right, so I say I like spicy food. Privately, it is more important to ask than to ask what you like to eat, and what you don't like to eat, and some even avoid it.

In this case, don't say casually, I personally think you still have to be assertive, no matter what, at least say something you like to eat. In this way, others will appreciate that you have your own ideas.

You don't know what you're going to eat at night? I'm always thinking about what to eat anyway, and if I don't know what to eat, I still expect someone else to decide what you eat.

Good way. Say plan A, plan B, and if he is against it, let him decide.

If you want to talk about this topic yourself, you can talk about which dishes are good or which ones are not good.

I can only say that I can eat whatever I want, and I can't think of anything I particularly like for a while.

If it's not someone close to you asking, it may be a kind word or something to say, and you don't have to take it seriously.