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Anonymous users2024-02-131. Diamonds are eternal, and one will go bankrupt!
2. Knowing that you are not doing well, I will feel at ease.
3. A real warrior who dares to face his face without makeup.
4. Dare to provoke me again, write your name on my pants, and fart to kill you!
5. No matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love, and the world is full of love!
6. Cigarettes are disobedient, so we "smoke".
7. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.
8. I'm not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!
9. I sincerely want to make money my hobby.
10. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.
11. I never bully the weak, I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.
13. Cut wires with kitchen knives in hand, sparks and lightning all the way.
14. The world is ours and those children's, but sooner or later it will be those grandchildren!
15. If you're in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and pinch instant noodles!
16. There are only three days in life, and those who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live tomorrow wait; People who live today are the most down-to-earth.
17. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not so beautiful.
18. A woman's lack of talent is virtue, and I must be too lacking in virtue.
19. Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells?
20, you let me get out, I got out, you let me come back, I'm sorry, I'm far away!
21. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can snatch away is not a lover.
22. On the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.
24. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is storytelling!
25. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don't want to live anymore.
26. After living for more than 20 years, I have not been able to do something for the motherland and the people, and every time I think about it, I am heartbroken.
27. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drum is broken and let people beat it.
28. If you fall, get up and cry again.
29. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, no independence day.
30. When the pants lose their belts, they know what dependence is.
31. Most people want to transform the world, but few want to transform themselves.
32. Can't extricate yourself, in addition to love, there are also radishes in other people's fields.
33. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open the door of other people's hearts, and leave jokingly.
34. Don't talk to me about feelings, talking about feelings hurts money.
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Anonymous users2024-02-12[Popular copywriting].1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, and hooligans don't look at age.
2. Live well, because we will die for a long time!
3. People are not smart, and they still learn to be bald!
4. Don't look for me if you don't have anything, and don't look for me if you have something.
5. Don't speak, feel my beauty with your heart.
6. Others praise me for being too beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.
7. As long as the hoe dance is good, how can there be a corner of the wall that is quietly digging and not falling?
8. Even believe in the collapse advertisement, it's stupid to read!
9. If you want to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be a single!
10. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
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