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The husband and wife had a fight, and when they came home, the wife was blushing. The husband went to tease the cat with fun. The wife yelled, "What are you doing with that pig?" The husband was amazed and said, "This is a cat, not a pig." The wife took it again: "I talk to the cat, what do you want you to interject?" ”

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to welcome a wonderful day, okay! Get out of the nest! Shake the pig's hair, wash the pig's face, and work hard for the feed!

Guess the riddle: you stand with the pig. The answer to the puzzle: elephants.

God did not give wisdom to pigs because He wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

<>1. That day I said: You are a pig. You say, "I'm a pig." So I'll call you a pig from now on! Finally, one day, you couldn't bear to shout in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

2. You travel to Xishuangbanna.

On the way, a group of wild boars besieged him, and the passengers took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You pull out your only ID card.

The pigs knelt down and cried bitterly: "Big brother, we have found you."

3. A bird and a pig were on the plane, the bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Bring me something to eat," and the pig did the same. The stewardess was unhappy and threw them down, and then the bird said to the pig, "Stupid, you can fly." ”

4. The intermittent rain caused me infinite thoughts, to put it bluntly, I miss you, and when the wind and sun are beautiful, I will take you to the meadow, but it is agreed in advance: pigs are only allowed to eat grass, and they are not allowed to arch the ground!

5. It's been really cold in the past two days, you must take care of yourself, don't freeze--- as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths". I've got all my wool pants on, so you should buy a mask.

<> "Once upon a time there was a little pig, and its name was Little Flower. Xiaohua is a very smart and cute little pig, she lives on a big farm with a lot of small animals and big crops. Every morning, Xiaohua would run to the vegetable garden to find delicious radishes and sweet fresh fruits.

Then, she would play with her friends, such as hide and seek, skipping rope and kicking ball. However, one day, Xiaohua's owner tells her that he wants to turn her into a delicious barbecue to taste. Xiaohua was very scared, so she decided to run away.

She thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to hide in the grove, she found some berries and bark, suppressed her smell, and hid there waiting for rescue. A few days later, Xiaohua's owner found that she was missing, so he organized a search team to search for Xiaohua everywhere. They searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so they thought that Xiaohua was dead.

However, Xiaohua persevered in the woods for a long time, and finally waited for her mother. Her mother told her that she could take her to a safer place, and she left the farm with her mother. Xiaohua now lives on a mountain and has a lot of little paws, and she is happy.

Despite the many unfortunate things she has experienced, she does not give up hope in the story and fights for her own happiness.