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That day I said, "You're a pig." You say, "I'm a pig." "So I'll call you "Pig Weird" from now on!Finally, one day, you couldn't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" ”

When you cross the river, the boat begins to enter the water, and a part of it must be launched.

The clever monkey came up with the idea of having everyone tell a joke, and if the joke didn't make everyone laugh, he threw the teller into the water.

So the lottery began, and the result was the first to talk from the cat, then the monkey, the chicken...

The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed, except the pig. The animals had no choice but to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's joke made people laugh even more, but the pig still didn't laugh, and the monkey had to feed the fish.

The chickens are scared, and even the clever monkeys can't escape the fate...

The pig laughed at this time, and the animal monsters said: The chicken hasn't talked yet, what are you laughing at?

The pig said: The cat's joke is so funny...

2. That day I said, "You are a pig." You say, "I'm a pig." "So I'll call you "Pig Weird" from now on!Finally, one day, you couldn't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" ”

3. When you travel to Xishuangbanna, you encounter a group of wild boars besieging you on the way, and the tourists take out food and money, but the wild boars are unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried bitterly: Big brother, we have found you!

4. A bird and a pig are on the plane, the bird says to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also says, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Bring me something to eat," and the pig did the same. The stewardess was upset and threw them down, and then the bird said to the pig, "It's stupid, you can fly."

5. The intermittent rain caused me infinite thoughts, to put it bluntly, I miss you, and when the wind and sun are beautiful, I will take you to the meadow, but it is agreed in advance: pigs are allowed to eat grass, and they are not allowed to arch the ground!

6. It's really cold in the past two days, you must take care of yourself, don't freeze--- as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths". I've got all my wool pants on, so you should buy a mask.

7. In the office.

Everyone: Hurry up! What's the question?

A: Which of the following animals is your favorite and why?

a Rabbit. b Squirrels.

c Dogs. d Pigs.

At this point, B (To) quickly replied: D.

A said, "Yes, that's right."

The rest of the people hurriedly asked: Why?

Because you're a pig.

I remember a text message.

said that one day the three piggy brothers were playing at home. Suddenly, a big bad wolf came. Then the eldest brother said I'll go block the door, the second brother will block the window, the third brother, don't read the text message, go out quickly to attract the wolf's attention and buy us time.

I said, "You're a pig." ”

You say, "I'm a pig." ”

From then on, I called you a pig, and finally one day, you couldn't help it, and shouted at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!!

Only this one came to mind.

You chase the pig with a kitchen knife one day, and the pig runs, and when it is about to catch up, it suddenly turns around and kneels down and says: It is the same root, and it is too anxiousHaha, that's it.