Hilarious jokes of the begging pig series! Jokes about pigs

1. That day I said: You are a pig. You say, "I'm a pig." So I'll call you a pig from now on! Finally, one day, you couldn't bear to shout in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

2. When you travel to Xishuangbanna, you encounter a group of wild boars besieging you on the way, and the tourists take out food and money, but the wild boars are unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried bitterly: Big brother, we have found you.

3. A bird and a pig were on the plane, the bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Bring me something to eat," and the pig did the same. The stewardess was unhappy and threw them down, and then the bird said to the pig, "Stupid, you can fly." ”

4. The intermittent rain caused me infinite thoughts, to put it bluntly, I miss you, and when the wind and sun are beautiful, I will take you to the meadow, but it is agreed in advance: pigs are only allowed to eat grass, and they are not allowed to arch the ground!

5. It's been really cold in the past two days, you must take care of yourself, don't freeze--- as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths". I've got all my wool pants on, so you should buy a mask.

There was a man who had a pig, but he was so annoyed with it that he wanted to get rid of it. But the pig remembers its way home. I lost it several times without success

One day the man drove to drop the pig again.

At night he called ** to his wife.

Q"Did the pigs go back? "

The wife said"I'm back!?~"

The man was very angry and roared:"Hurry up and call the pig to pick up **! I'm lost! "

Hey, hey, this is a pig joke, no.

"The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig."

There was an old uncle who raised pigs in the mountains, and one day a young man came. The young man said to the old uncle, "May I ask you what you are doing with your pigs?"

Well, hello, I'm from the International Health Organization. Every day you go and pick up the dirty stuff and feed it to the pigs, and then you come and sell the pigs to people. This is very unhygienic, so you will be fined.

After a while, another young man came. The young man said to the old uncle, "May I ask you what you are doing with your pigs?"

The old uncle said, "Oh, I use angelica, Chuanxiong, and Siwula every day to raise my pigs." He wanted to say that he was fined for eating leftovers last time, so he will use it better this time.

When the young man heard this, he said to the old uncle, "Well, hello, I'm from the Meditat Hunger Organization. It's such a waste that you feed your pigs with such expensive stuff every day!

So to fine your money. The old uncle had no choice but to be punished again.

A few more days passed, and one day another young man came. The young man said to the old uncle, "May I ask you what you are doing with your pigs?" Then the old man said, "Well, I give my pigs money every day to go to the city and buy what they like." ”