What are the classic Chinese cross talks? Give points for answers

Classic group comedy: picking up the horse coat, the apprentice, turning the four generations, the wine order, Qin Qiong sells horses.

Classic stand-up comedy: Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, Zhang Fei Climbing Trees, Shandong Fighting Method, Tianwang Temple, Wax Qianer.

There are also some more classic stand-up comedy.

Classic Guankou: White Affair Club Praise Residence Report Dish Name Geographical Map Eight Screens.

Classic leg work (willow work): learn to review the opera, the four major susheng, the yellow crane tower, the Fenhe Bay, the cloth selling head, and the eight major career changes.

and Tong Ren Tang's Five Macro Plans on Tease and Learn the Four Phases of the Big Bodyguard and the classic Taiping lyrics: River mussels compete with each other, persuade people to go to the meeting alone, and the legend of the white snake.

And so on and so forth, there are so many things in this art classic that we need to savor for those of us who are young.

Classic group comedy: picking up the horse coat, the apprentice, turning the four generations, the wine order, Qin Qiong sells horses.

Classic stand-up comedy: Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, Zhang Fei Climbing Trees, Shandong Fighting Method, Tianwang Temple, Wax Qianer.

There are also some more classic stand-up comedy.

Classic Guankou: White Affair Club Praise Residence Report Dish Name Geographical Map Eight Screens.

Classic leg work (willow work): learn to review the opera, the four major susheng, the yellow crane tower, the Fenhe Bay, the cloth selling head, and the eight major career changes.

and Tong Ren Tang's Five Macro Plans on Tease and Learn the Four Phases of the Big Bodyguard and the classic Taiping lyrics: River mussels compete with each other, persuade people to go to the meeting alone, and the legend of the white snake.

And so on and so forth, there are so many things in this art classic that we need to savor for those of us who are young.

There are a lot, Jiang Kun and Li Shaohua said it well in the past, the old artists at that time said it well, but now it's not very good.

1, "Dream of the Western Expedition".

Bush in the United States hired a high-paying confrontation **** to give advice. Classic quotations: Wen can lift the pen to settle the world, Wu can go to the horse to determine the world, go to the kang to know the girls, and go down to the kang to know the shoes.

2, "Selling Hanging Tickets".

With a clever mouth, a small movie ticket is bluffed and hard to find. Classic quote: I've always been first class on a plane, unless they let them out.

3, "Selling Five Instruments".

The funniest storyline, the most exciting throughout. Classic quote: There is a child who shits here, and your mother stands here and calls the dog to eat shit, and shouts three times that the dog is not from a place to eat it.

4, "Entrusting Wife and Offering Child".

There is a spicy satire on people in life who are disloyal and insincere to their friends. Classic quotations: The conditions at home are very difficult, the house is also very difficult, full of holes, catch up with the rain is considered to be a parent, light rain outside, moderate rain in the house, moderate rain outside, heavy rain in the house, heavy rain outside, heavy rain in the house, sometimes the rain is too big for the whole family to go to the third ring road to carry the rain.

5, "Yellow Crane Tower".

It's called singing, but it's actually selling steamed buns. Classic quotations: There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here; Don't leave a master everywhere, Lao Tzu gets on the railway.

6, "White Affair Society".

With the theme of funeral, the funeral customs in Beijing, Hebei and Tianjin are basically covered. Classic quotes: Old man, you also have today!

7, "Timid Drum".

The first half shows excellent folk music, and the second half satirizes the low level of individual folk artists, who can't even rap drum books, but have to eat, drink, and stay. Classic quotes: What is a fart, a little bit of thick is.

8, "My Life".

A classic to fame. Classic quote: Prejudice finds the police: "Do you know where the ticket sellers are?" The policeman looked at her: "I'm still looking for it!" ”

9, "I want to be happy".

The experience of an idle person in pursuit of a happy life. Classic quotes: If there is a difficulty, you have to help, and if there is no difficulty, you have to help.

10, "I want to travel".

Through the description of folk customs around the world, a series of classic baggage is shaken out. Classic quote: There is a zoo in Paris, and the zoo is opposite the wholesale market, and if you go early, you have to say: I'll get the goods!

The top ten classic cross talk are: "Praise the House", "The Trainee", "Selling Cloth Heads", "Your Half Life", "Change Careers", "You Are Kind", "Learn to Sell", "Study Hard", "Buy Noodles and Tea", "The Last Day".

1, "Selling Cloth Head".

This is a joke of learning to sing, at the beginning it is to learn all kinds of goods (the shouting of doing business), and then learn several kinds of shouting of clothing, and finally it is a large section of shouting cloth, which is very hard-working.

Ma Lao had this comment on this cross talk: "The whole country says that "Selling Cloth Head" is the best, Liu Huamin is the first, Yan Xiaoru is the second, and Hou Baolin is the third!" "It's a pity that I couldn't hear Liu Huamin's joke, among the dozen or so versions of "Selling Cloth" that I have heard, I think the best is Yan Xiaoru's.

2, "Change of Career".

"Change of Career" has been widely circulated, which is inseparable from Hou Baolin. Hou Laoxue is definitely the first in the cross talk world, and no one can match it. And, in this work, Hou Lao learned 5 more singing segments (missing the eight sentences of singing in "Changban Slope"), including Liu Bao's whole wheat porridge, Gong Yunfu selling vegetables, Jin Shaoshan selling watermelons and two original voices, among which the voice of selling vegetables and Liu Bao's whole wheat porridge have become a model for everyone to learn to sing, which shows the great influence!

3, "The Last Day".

The Last Day", which is a work by Cai Ming in the Legend of Laughter. It is very rare that this sketch is a one-man show, this sketch can definitely see the acting skills of Cai Ming, the queen of variety, and the laughter is also very full.

In my mind, the top ten classic works of Guo Degang are ranked as follows:

On the Status Quo of Fifty Years of Cross Talk", "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala" + "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala", "My Life", "Night Travel", "I Want to Be Happy", "Dream of the Western Expedition", "Jiewa", "Wife and Child", "Learning Radio", "I Want to Cross".

Guo Degang has a lot of classic works, if you have to rank these works, I think it should be measured from the height of cross talk art, there must be baggage, jokes, but also give people space to think, let people understand something.

Although Guo Degang has always been reluctant to use cross talk works to educate people, many of his classic works do express things other than funny, let's sort it out together. Now when it comes to Guo Degang's most classic works, the first thing that most viewers think of is "On the Status Quo of Cross Talk for Fifty Years", why?

Because this work embodies Guo Degang's most primitive sense of mission to the art of cross talk, he is really afraid that cross talk is over, so he uses extremely spicy language to uncover the embarrassing status quo of the cross talk industry, satirizes the ugly faces of many practitioners, and shows the ugliest side of this industry to the audience.

He didn't want to completely nail cross talk to the pillar of shame, but to wake up a group of people, spur a group of people, drive a group of people, and really bring cross talk to the right road.

Similar works include "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" and "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala", these two works belong to the sister chapters, and the cross talk chaos on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala is satirical into three parts, and it is a work that is just positive with the Spring Festival Gala, although there is a great risk, but how much bitterness and helplessness are there?

The top ten classic cross talk are: "Drunk", "Teasing You", "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup", "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth", "Night Travel", "Five Senses Fight for Merit", "Take Pictures Like This", "Dream of the Western Expedition", "Wu Song Fights the Tiger", "Thief Company".

Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It takes the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing, highlighting its characteristics. There are three major birthplaces of Chinese cross talk:

Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. The art of cross talk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, popularized throughout the country and at home and abroad, began in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and flourished in contemporary times. The performance is mainly performed orally, mainly in Beijing dialect.

The main road has folding fans, handkerchiefs, and waking wood. The performance forms include stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy, group comedy, etc., which is rooted in the folk, originated from life, and is popular with the masses.

One of the top ten classic cross talks, "Thief Company" is a cross talk performed by Niu Qun and Feng Gong. The full name of the thief company in the sketch is "Thief Financial Shares****". The cow herd plays a professional thief in cross talk, and begins to complain because he is tired of the thief's life.

While creating humor, the thief company also satirizes the bloated and superficial phenomenon of contemporary institutions. In the thief company, only two thieves are real thieves, and the remaining 100 people are leading cadres.

One of the top ten classic cross talk "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" is a counterpart cross talk work that satirizes the dark side of society, the author is Lian Chunming, and it is the famous and representative work of Li Jindou and Chen Yongquan. Chen Yongquan plays Wu Song, who is tepid and just right; Li Jindou "catches up with four", playing the four roles of bartender, tiger, hunter, and county commander respectively, the performance is exaggerated and funny without losing the calm and steady, and the characteristics of the four roles are well expressed, showing a solid artistic foundation. The humorous story, spicy satire, and superb performances make "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" a classic in cross talk.

"Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth" Jiang Kun Tang Jiezhong. "What do you say? Leaders, masters, didn't you pay attention to letting the tiger eat when you came out to play on Sunday?

It's all my fault, I am not organized, disciplined, free and loose, and I underestimate the consequences of the tiger eating me. In 1987, 37-year-old Jiang Kun and 52-year-old Tang Jiezhong performed a cross talk "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth". This is a classic work that can not find any flaws at all from the content, to the performance, to the effect, which is enough to be written into the textbook, and it has also achieved Jiang Kun's status in the cross talk industry.

"Elevator Adventure" "It's not strange for such an old elevator to shut people up, but it's strange if it can't shut people down." That's a problem! It's a bad thing for you personally, to keep you inside; But for the whole and for our revolutionary cause as a whole, it ......There's no good, right?

So this is a contradiction that arose during the exchange period between the new building and the old elevator and the old system, and you are currently locked in it, and you are not used to it for the time being, right? After becoming popular in 1987, in 1988, Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong continued to perform "Elevator Adventure" together. Although the plot of "Elevator Adventure" is similar to "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth", Jiang Kun is trapped, but the intensity of the satire is even better.

Su Wenmao: The new director has arrived.

"Old Songs and New Songs" Feng Gong Guo Donglin. Guo Donglin: "The bamboo board is so dozen, we don't boast about anything else, I praise the traditional food dog ignores the buns, this dog ignores the buns, what is so good about it, it is a thin skin and a large filling with eighteen folds, just like a flower."

Feng Gong: "This is to describe the bun, you can't use it indiscriminately, saying that the girl looks beautiful, like a flower, you must not say that the girl looks like a bun." Feng Gong and Niu Qun are regarded as the best partners in the Chinese cross talk industry.

Feng Gong and Guo Donglin performed the lip-sync "Old Songs and New Songs". This paragraph let the people of the whole country know about Tianjin Allegro and Tianjin buns, as well as Feng Gong's famous sentence "Audience friends, I want to kill you".

Yang Zhenhua Jin Bingchang: Playing chess, fake big empty, singing and laughing. Gao Yingpei Fan Zhenyu: Fishing, lessons, unhealthy trends, welcome criticism. Ma Zhiming and Huang people: Big bodyguard, counting treasures, pulling foreign films, selling cloth heads, and reporting the name of the dish.

"Universe Brand Cigarettes" Ma Ji. "If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarettes, you won't have a happy family! If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarettes, you young people won't be able to get a partner!

If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarettes, you student you won't be able to get into college! Without cosmic cigarettes, all of you here will have a bad New Year! At the 1984 Spring Festival Gala, Ma Ji walked to the stage alone and gave a wonderful performance for 10 minutes.

Ma Ji was also able to smoke a cigarette for a long time during the performance, which shows his profound acting skills. It is said that after the show was broadcast, there were really manufacturers who produced "cosmic brand cigarettes".

"My name is Ma Sanli, I am 72 years old and weigh 92 pounds. Some people still praise me: Ma Sanli, what a beautiful name you have.

Actually, no, my name is bad. Literally, the name is simple, three, three, three I don't know who gave me this name, but I've been unlucky to be on this name all these years.

The horse is three-legged, and the horse has three legs left to make do with it. When you touch it, you fall ......Ma Sanli started the performance of stand-up comedy "Da Le Tele" with this "self-blackening". Mr. Ma Sanli shook out the burden one by one unhurriedly, making the 11-minute performance scene burst into laughter.

Created by Ma Ji and performed by Ma Ji Liu Wei, Feng Gong, Zhao Yan, and Wang Jinbao, the group comedy "Five Senses Fight for Merit", 5 cross talk actors stood on the stage, not abrupt at all. The whole program is ingeniously connected, and it is ingenious in terms of artistic conception, structural arrangement, baggage design, etc., which belongs to the classics among the classics.

Feng Gong has appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala for 7 consecutive years, and has partnered with the cow herd to perform the counterpart comedy "Running a Gala" 4 times. At a national gala, with spicy and humorous lines, it was really ironic enough to satirize the "messy" situation of sponsors and the party.