Dialogue between texts Blackboard Newspaper Material 20

Joke. Cycle.

Lao Wang was resting under the tree, and Lao Li came over to him and said, "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to chop wood?" Lao Wang said:

What do you chop wood for? Lao Li said: "It's good to sell for money."

When you sell it, you can buy donkeys and sell firewood from house to house. When you make money, you buy trucks, then you buy a lumber mill to sell wood, and you buy more trucks, and you can make a fortune. Lao Wang asked

What do you do when you get rich? Lao Li replied: "If you make a fortune, you can enjoy the blessings of Qing at ease."

Lao Wang said, "Then what do you think I'm doing now?" ”

2. Soft-shelled turtle turmoil.

The soft-shelled turtle is also called the group fish or turtle, and is commonly known as the king eight. Delicious and expensive. "Don't buy what you eat, don't eat what you buy" is actually a high-end gift and a public relations scandal.

A certain township sent several people to bring turtles into the city to pay tribute. Because of its different weights, it must be distributed according to the "position", so in order to avoid mistakes, the official number is written on paper and pasted on the back of the turtle. …It was already late in front of the residential building of the cadres of the organs.

Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket overturned, and all the soft-shelled turtles rushed to escape for their lives in the twilight, and the villagers exclaimed: "Director Zhao" ran away! - The biggest one.

Grab "Director Money" - watch out for its bite. The black in the corner of the wall is "Section Chief Sun"?"Secretary Li" is small and climbs fast, I'm afraid I can't find it.

3. It's late. In the subway, a man spotted a pickpocket digging out his wallet and humorously said, "Dude, you're late!" I received my salary today, but my wife is much quicker than you! ”

4. Love letters. In a letter to his girlfriend, the young man wrote: "I love you so much that I would like to go to war for you." If it doesn't rain on Saturday, I'll come.

5. Unreasonable complaints.

Two people eat together, there are only two fish, one large and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other was furious. "How inappropriate!

He complained. "What's wrong? Another asked.

You ate the big one, and you wouldn't have done it if I were you. "What will you do? "Of course I'm going to eat the small ones first.

That's good wow, what are you complaining about, isn't that little fish still there! ”

6. Confidentiality for you.

7. Wipe the glass.

The father walked into his son's room and complimented, "Well done, son!" The windows are clean and bright, did you wipe them with soapy water? Son: No, Dad, I use a hammer.

8. Start school. Elementary school opened, and Dongdong, who had just turned 6 years old, refused to go to school. The mother explained to Dongdong that the child had to go to school when he was 6 years old and would not go to school until he was 15 years old.

Finally, Dongdong finally sat down at the desk and asked with tears in his eyes: When I am 15 years old, will you remember to come and pick me up?

9. Teacher.

When the bell rang for the end of class, the teacher smiled and said to the class: "Don't panic if you are arguing for the end of school, don't drag the class, please don't chat with the students who eat instant noodles." Ask the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, so as not to disturb the sleep of the students in the front row.

The classmates who watched the scenery by the window, and the classmates who shouted to the playground to play basketball, I had to assign homework. Students who stop by remember to inform their classmates in the Internet café of today's homework. (This teacher is already on this...)

For example, B said to Yi, I don't know you with a little Mi by my side?

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