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I am studying medicine, and sometimes I have a lot of wonderful ideas, especially when I see those strange diseases, I have an epiphany and share a brain hole that I opened when I was studying cancer cells: a cell in the body suddenly has self-consciousness and wants to get rid of the control of the body. One by one, he called on the surrounding cells to join his team, and formed a rebel army, and finally the rebel army and the guard army fought a great battle, with countless casualties and a narrow victory for the rebels.
The owner felt unwell because of the war, so he went to the doctor, who said that it was benign tumors, but fortunately they were found early, and they were all cut out. Just as the rebels were preparing for their next battle, a white light shot at them, and they were free, free from the body that confined them, and they began to cheer. But not long after, they had to face the world alone without the protection of their bodies, looking at the familiar bodies that were getting farther and farther away, and they shed tears of remorse before dying.
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There was an old man who loved to be quiet, but there were often children playing nearby, and he was so noisy that he was dying, so he called the children over and said: I am very lonely, thank you for making this more lively, and after speaking, each person will be given three candies. The children are very happy and come to play every day.
After a few days, only 2 pills were given to each person, then 1 pill was given, and finally no one was given. The children got angry and said: I will never come here again to make you happy.
The old man was quiet.
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Each of the two horses pulls a wagon. One horse walks fast, the other horse slows. So the master moved all the goods from the back to the front.
The horse in the back laughed: "Cut!" The harder you try, the more tortured you get!
Who knew that the master later thought: since one horse can pull the cart, why raise two? In the end, the lazy horse was slaughtered and eaten.
This is the lazy horse effect in economics.
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The night market has two noodle stalls. The booths are adjacent and the seats are the same. A year later, A made money to buy a house, but B still can't afford to buy a house.
Why? It turned out that although the business of stall B was good, the freshly cooked noodles were very hot, and the customers had to eat a bowl in 15 minutes. At Stall A, soak the boiled noodles in ice water for 30 seconds before serving them to customers at just the right temperature.
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In the year of the college entrance examination, I scored 200 points, while my mother's friend's child scored 680 points, and that child went to a key university, and I had to go to work. Nine years later, the child's mother bragged to me and my mother that his son had applied for another project manager with a salary of more than 10,000 yuan...I, on the other hand, wondered whether I should hire him.
You don't have to go to college! But you must not be able not to fight!
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The old monk asked the young monk, "What should you do if you take a step forward and die, and if you take a step back, you die?" The little monk said without hesitation, "I'll go to the side." "When you are faced with a dilemma, you may understand that there is a road next to the road.
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The review is as follows:I think that in the early stage of human wisdom, there should be no love, after all, primitive people only need to choose a cave that is pleasing to the eye when mating" Liang Chi preached with great interest "Later, with the living conditions, brain development and other reasons, when a primitive person drilled a cave one day, he suddenly thought: Hey, I think the woman in the cave yesterday is better, so one of the greatest feelings of human beings - love, may have been born in this way."
Love behavior traitsLove brings psychological changes to both parties in love. The first is idealization, where two people in love ignore each other's shortcomings and exaggerate each other's strengths. Idealization can lead both parties to believe that they have made the right choice.
The second is to endure pain. Even if rejected by the person he likes, the person will justify the unreciprocal behavior by enduring the pain.
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First, the topic: I'm on my way today.
Text: Around me, pedestrians hurriedly staggered by. I held the briefcase in my right hand, and my thumb and forefinger pressed the resume in the briefcase so tightly that my finger bones began to turn white, but I didn't care, but walked towards the company I was going to interview, but my mind had already drifted to the "me" who was introducing myself in the interview room.
Me"? Yes, that's me. Now, the person who is talking to me in the interview room is "me".
I", is my twin brother, I was born 3 seconds earlier, therefore, I am the older brother and "I" am the younger brother. Today, it was supposed to be a big day for me to go to my favorite company for an interview, but because I was too excited, I really fell asleep very late last night, this morning, my brother who would normally wake me up didn't call me, and I woke up naturally to realize that the time had passed, but I found a note at the head of the bed, which read, "Brother, I saw you fall asleep very late last night, in order not to affect your health, today, I will go to the interview instead of you." Your dear brother, respectfully".
After reading it, I was angry and laughing, on the one hand, I was worried that my brother would mess up the important interview, and on the other hand, I quickly freshened up, and prepared to go to the vicinity of the company to discuss with my brother about the inside and outside, stealing beams for pillars, and tanuki for princes. So, right now, I'm on my way to the company ......
Elder brother? Suddenly, a salutation interrupted my train of thought, I looked back, my chin immediately opened to my collarbone, my right hand trembled and pointed at the person in front of me, and the briefcase in my hand fell to the ground with a "click" due to the loss of grip.
The person who appeared in front of me had my delicate and handsome face, his black hair in the middle hung on the back of his ears, and there was a feeling of "surprise, doubt, and shyness" in his eyes, but the point was that he was actually dressed in one suit.
The Daily Life of a Male High School Student", you think that the wide open brain holes and dense laughter are all ** in the black history of the past, which is really funny, let yourself recall your second year of secondary school medical history.
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Let me sigh at the big brain hole, the creative game is the small game on WeChat, some of the level is really, the special brain hole, the creative and wonderful little game likes and hates. The way he told you the answer was to share it with you, and then I shared it in every group.
I'm very happy, I can always make me laugh, so that I don't have any worries, and it's easy to have her by my side.
There are many such stories, such as: "Five Heroes of Langya Mountain", "Ji Mao Xin", "Dong Cunrui", "Huang Jiguang", "Qiu Shaoyun", "Luo Shengjiao", "Lei Feng", "Jiao Yulu", "Kong Fansen", "Ren Changxia", "Open the World", "Founding Ceremony", "***", "Wind and Rain under Zhongshan", "Armageddon", "Shangganling" and so on, many movies, **, articles have red themes.