The front green dragon back tiger left Zhuge right dizzy noon ?????

The green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, the vermilion bird in front of the red bird, and the Xuanwu in ancient times referred to the direction. It refers to the four directions of southeast, northwest, and northwest. For example, there is Xuanwu Gate in Nanjing.

The four images of ancient Chinese feng shui: the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, the vermilion bird in front and the Xuanwu in the back.

1. When he speaks: The air is usually very good, why is there such a lack of oxygen now?

2, he expressed his opinion: Okay, let's just decide, more opinions are like putting vinegar in tofu, it has a strange taste.

3. Look at him walking unpleasantly: Why is this road uneven? Well, people are ruined by the road.

You were born in the post-90s, but you have a heart of the post-80s, plus an appearance of the post-70s, and your thoughts are still stuck in the post-60s!!

o( ohaha This doesn't seem to be original!!

xx really put the left face on the right face, half faceless, half thick-skinned.

This is the funniest joke I've ever heard: One day Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooked wine and talked about heroes. Outside, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, wind and rain. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed.

Liu Bei was embarrassed, only to hear Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei, who had a loud voice, then shouted: "The fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for their mistakes, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and said in unison: "Prime Minister, isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" You'll see next time. ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu was anxious, and hurriedly shouted first:

The fart was put by Chu (pig)! ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Gou An said: This is Gou (dog) fart.

Cai Mao said: This is a Mao (cat) fart.

Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they rushed to him.

Niu Jin said: "This is a golden fart!" ”

Xun Yu said: "This is Yu (jade) fart!" ”

Cao Hong said: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Gao Ran said: "The fart is Lan (blue)!" ”

Jiang Gan said: "The fart is dry!" ”

Sima Shi said: "The fart is Shi (wet)!" ”

Xiahou Yuan said: "The fart is Yuan (round)!" ”

Cao Fang said: "The fart is square! ”

He is worthy of being my No. 1 military advisor. Cao Cao thought secretly. Let's hear what he has to say.

I only heard Guo Jia say: "This is Jia (fake) fart!" ”

Cao Zhen grabbed again: "This is a real fart!" ”

Guo Huai said: "This is Huai (bad) fart!" ”

Zhang He said: "The fart is (drinking)!" ”

Sima Yan said: "The fart is Yan (pharyngeal)!" ”

Xu Huang said: "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xiahou Dun said: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is (spit out)!"

Xiahou Ba said: "The fart is out of the tyrant".

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Finally, Cao Cao couldn't hold back any longer, and said angrily: "Nonsense, farts are out." ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

If you laugh at this joke, you want to vote for me!!

There is an old lady in the neurological hospital.

Wear black every day. Holding a black umbrella.

Squatting at the door of the neurological hospital.

The doctor thought: I want to heal her. Be sure to start by getting to know her.

So the doctor wore black. Holding a black umbrella. Squat over there with her.

The two squatted silently for a month.

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor

Excuse me about ---

Are you --- also a shiitake mushroom---

Brother: Doctor, my brother has always fantasized that he's a hen! What should I do? Doctor: I'll take a look. Well, he looks serious! Why did you bring him now?

Brother: Everyone in our family is waiting for him to lay eggs.

There was a bread walking, walking, hungry, so he ate himself.

The director and the section chief shared the elevator, and the director said to the section chief after farting: You fart! The section chief said: I didn't put it....Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to take on big things, what use do you want?

Which one is the worst, eraser, tiger or lion?

Answer: Eraser. Because of the eraser (eraser difference).

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