Yan Zi made Chu and related issues 30

1, Duke Jing of Qi sent Yan Zi as an envoy to Chu in 531 BC (the tenth year of King Ling of Chu).

2, the diplomatic story will be for you to choose the prime minister! He has a lot to say:

Yes, the cow plays the piano".

During the negotiations between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party in Nanjing, on one occasion, representatives of the Kuomintang made a big nonsense at the negotiating table. The chief representative of our party is strict in his words and refutes them one by one. The Kuomintang delegates were so annoyed that they went so far as to say that negotiations with the Communists were "playing the harp to the ox."

After hearing this, he smiled slightly, immediately took over the conversation, and replied: "Yes, Niu plays the piano!" After listening to it, everyone present admired the superb art of language expression.

The trophies of the North Korean friends against the United States.

One day in the 50s of the 20th century, an American reporter saw an American Parker pen on the table during an interview. He asked in a sarcastic tone: "Your Excellency, please Chinese, why do you still use our fountain pen?" ”

Lang Sheng laughed: "This fountain pen was given to me as a gift by a North Korean friend, and it was his trophy of the anti-American war. I didn't get anything to lose, so I wanted to decline.

Who knew that friend said, leave it as a memento! I thought it was meaningful, so I accepted this fountain pen made in your country. When the American reporter heard this, he was so embarrassed that he couldn't say a word.

A one-sentence movie manual.

In 1954, *** attended the Geneva Conference and notified the staff to show the participants a color Yue Opera film of "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai". In order to enable foreigners to understand Chinese dramas, the staff wrote a 15-page instruction manual and submitted it for review. Criticism of the staff:

Don't look at the object, play the harp to the cow". The staff said unconvinced: "Showing this kind of movie to foreigners, that's playing the piano to the cow!"

Then it depends on how you play", *** said, "You have to use a dozen pages of instructions to play, that's a random play, I'll change the way you play, you just need to write a sentence on the invitation: "Please enjoy a color opera movie, China's "Romeo and Juliet" on the line." After the film was screened, the audience was fascinated and burst into applause from time to time.

Coincidentally, yes***.

In May 1960, *** and *** inspected Changsha, and after work, went to the riverside for a walk. Looking at the head of Orange Island, hundreds of boats compete for the stream, ten thousand sails are competing, *** Yixing is flying, and the mouth occupies a couplet: "Orange Island, the boat next to the continent, the boat is not good", this linkage is relative, the artistic conception is far away, three broken sentences, two "thimestones", "continent" and "boat" are homophony, and it is extremely difficult to deal with them.

said to the *** beside him: "Enlai, I am exhausted for a while, how about you please have the icing on the cake?" "*** Quick-witted, familiar with geography, understand Changsha within 100 steps to get a good sentence:

Tianxin Pavilion, the pigeon in the pavilion, the pigeon does not fly. "Tianxin Pavilion is a scene in Changsha City, opposite to Orange Island. It is neat and smooth, the whole couplet is integrated, and the two great men laugh at each other.

Warring States period.

Good story: Lin Xiangru returned to Zhao completely; Good offices at the Asian-African Conference.

Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat.

531 years.