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I giggle as soon as I think about it.
Last Sunday, I finished my homework at home and felt bored, hey, how did it get so clean? Oh, it turned out that my mother cleaned and played with hygiene, and cleaned the floor clean. I walked over to my mom and said
Mom, let's have a brain teaser! My mother said to me, "Yes!
Guessing game, start now. I said. First, I asked, and my mom answered.
I said first: "Xiaoqiang scored 99 points in the exam, why does Dad still scold Xiaoqiang?" Mom thought for a moment and said:
Ninety-nine eighty-one, Xiaoqiang actually only scored 81 points. I said, "False, publish the answer:."
He scored 50 points in Chinese and 49 points in mathematics, which adds up to 99 points! As soon as I finished speaking, my mother laughed.
In the second round, I took the test for my mother, and I said, "Who is Xiaoqiang most like?" Mom thought about it again and said to me:
Like dad or like mom. I snickered and said, "None of them are right, announce the answer:."
Xiaoqiang is most like Xiaoqiang in the mirror. My mom and I burst out laughing.
In the third round, my mother tested me, and my mother said, "There is a family of couples who have been married for 10 years, why haven't they had a child?" I thought about it and said:
Because they gave birth to a pair of children. "Hey, I'm smart, Mom said I got it right, and I danced excitedly. Mom smiled happily when she saw me so happy.
In the fourth round, I took the test for my mother, and I said, "Why does Xiao Ming's grandfather sing while brushing his teeth?" Without thinking, my mother said, "Because he wears dentures." I said to my mother, "Mom, you are so smart, you got it right." "We all laughed.
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An interesting thing.
I remember it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I was only three or four years old at that time. In the evening, everyone sat at the door eating mooncakes, and I ran around excitedly. I ran to the basin to wash my hands, looked down and saw a round moon, and I said:
The moon was caught by me! I can't let it run away. So I took a lid and covered the pot.
The next day, I got up and ran to look at the moon, took the basin and looked: the moon was gone. I sat on the floor and cried, and my grandmother came to me and asked me what was wrong.
I told my grandmother about catching the moon. Grandma laughed and said, "It's just a reflection of the moon."
Later, when I went to school, I realized that it was just the reflection of the moon.
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The following is my little essay, I hope it will be helpful to you.
An interesting thing.
There are a lot of interesting things in my mind, but the most memorable one is the catch of dragonflies. That evening, the sky was overcast, and there were so many dragonflies flying around in the low sky of the yard, and I wanted to catch one to play! So, I ran after the dragonfly, but I couldn't catch it... Seeing that I was anxious, my grandfather said:
If you can't catch it in the sky, you can stop on the grass! You sneak up behind the dragonfly, reach up to the dragonfly's tail with your thumb and forefinger, and suddenly quickly clamp the dragonfly's tail, and you're done! "Following Grandpa's method, I caught the dragonfly.
Wow, it's so much fun to catch dragonflies! ”
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Today I did a fun thing, I picked up a ruined kitten on my doorstep. I felt very sorry for the old man who had been abandoned on the streets, so I took it home, bathed, fed, and stroked it, so that it felt warm and caring. Now it's a lot of fun in my house, and it makes me happy to play with me every day.
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Once I had dinner with a few friends, a small episode, laughing early now I can't help but laugh when I think about it.
After three glasses of wine, a friend took out a bottle of red wine and said that it had been treasured for 20 years, and everyone tasted it, one glass per person. As a result, everyone had one expression, and they touched the nose of the gameacid。After finally drinking it, everyone proposed to change the wine, and said that the red wine was not enjoyable.
After a few days, I learned that Na Lazhao was a bottle of Shanxi aged vinegar, and the reason why I didn't say it at the time was that I thought that the bottle of wine tasted like that, and second, I said that it was not delicious for fear of refuting my friend's face. And the friend didn't know that it was vinegar, saying that it was given to him by a classmate many years ago, a whole box of six bottles, and the outer packaging of the box had the words so-and-so distillery, so I thought it was wine and kept it. Hehe, I didn't think it was a box of vinegar.
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