What are the most exciting jokes in the Northeast?

A couple of newlyweds get married, it's time to make a hole in the night, all friends come to the hole room, at this time someone raised a question, saying: "You talk about how you met and then got married", the bride was embarrassed to say: "We belong to free love and then get married", this is the groom's words The audience was quiet, and the groom said:

Yes, we were in free love, but she was only free after I gave all my savings for ten years to her mother."

One day, when the husband came home from work, the wife had already prepared the meal, and the wife said, "My dear, you have worked hard, you can choose today's dishes", the husband was happy to hear this, and the wife was too good to him today, so the husband asked, "What kind of dishes are today?" , the wife said: "Scrambled eggs with tomatoes", and the husband said: "What can I choose for a dish?" The wife is saying, "You can choose to eat or not to eat".

I grew up in the countryside, **dark, I remember when I was in the second year of high school, I was alone on the bus to school and chatted: Your child is also in high school? I thought to myself that this man was really good at talking, so I answered

Well. "It's too hard for a child to go to high school, we have to come and see him often" I saw that he was very sincere and embarrassed not to respond: yes, yes.

He went on to ask: "How high is your child?" I force my anger :

"Sophomore in high school" he sighed: "Then you got married late enough."

Last time, I transferred the wrong 900 to a stranger, and when I asked for a refund countless times, the other party didn't reply, and just when I was disappointed, the other party replied, you die! I'm not going to pay you a dime! I was immediately furious, ready to scold, who knew that the other party transferred the yuan, and I was moved in an instant, he really wouldn't pay me back a dime!

Last night I sat on the couch with my mom and dad, and my mom and dad told me about my childhood, and I thought I was really funny. My parents said that when I was a child, I couldn't walk, and children of the same age had already begun to run at that time, and I couldn't walk, and finally, they were out of recruitment, so they ran to the hospital to check me, and the doctor checked for a long time, but they didn't see anything wrong, very scoundrel, and my parents carried me home again, thinking about it, and finally asked my grandmother what to do? Grandma said that this child was the same as his father when he was a child, and there was nothing wrong with it, just "lazy".

In the end, my mother was cured of my disease!

One day off, when he had nothing to do, the husband asked his wife, "My dear wife, do you know why fish are dumb?" This is the wife also wondered, why is the fish dumb?

The wife said, "I don't know, why do you say you're dumb?" After the husband finished speaking, his wife chased him with a stick for two streets, and the husband said:

You dive your head into the water and try to speak to see if you can speak."

The two changed their names to include "The Great West Chamber", "Back to the Cup", "Zhu Jiuhong Hanging Filial Piety", "Liang Saijin Rolling Noodles", "Splashing Water in Front of the Horse", "Bao Gongju Queen Mother" and so on. In 2006, the Northeast Duoren was included in the first batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.

The performance methods of the two-person turn can be roughly divided into three types. One is a duet in which two people disguise themselves as one ugly and one ugly, singing and dancing while talking, which is worthy of its name"Two turns"。One is a person who sings and dances, which is called a single head; One is when the actor appears on stage in various roles.

On the singing opera, this form is called"Pull a scene"。

The two of them turn to the top ten auxiliary tunes:

1. Yangge Liuzi, also known as [Spring Song Tune] [Temple Worship Tune], is the tune of Yangge singing during the Spring Festival in Northeast China, most of which are accompanied by non-literary instruments, only accompanied by gongs and drums. Its tune is high-pitched, red-hot, unrestrained, and hearty. The style is full of charm. It is good at expressing the scenes and scenes of celebration and praise.

2, the big rescue is a two-sentence cavity, the upper and lower sentences have a long line of voice, and the big rescue driver is only sung in the two people.

In the first or second round, the male and female actors can also sing in chorus.

3. The tune of beating jujube is quite lyrical, and the tone is relatively special, which is suitable for singing three-legged lyrics.

4. The three-section board, also known as [three-section cavity], is a tune with a throwing cavity in the structure of the upper and lower sentences. Falling tone specification of the previous sentence -3, the next sentence -1 change tone) Throwing cavity 5 (change tone 6) rhythm is characterized by the blackboard singing, the third beat of each bar of the tail word falling in the eye, the melody notes are more lines and fewer cavities, the charm is soft and thick, it is a lyrical board cavity, and the singing of the three sections pays attention to the "slow board taste"."Slowly and constantly".

5. The full name of the sheep tune [pulling the sheep's tail tune] This tune is mostly sung for one sentence or one for half a sentence, in order to be pretty"Wherea Yi cough cough cough"Instead of a door. It has a moderate rhythm and a melodic jumpiness; Da Ming is cheerful and humorous.

The Northeast duo turned to the classic singing segment"The Great West Chamber"., "Back to the Cup" and so on.

There are also "Wishing Jiuhong Hanging Filial Piety", "Splashing Water Before the Horse", "The Queen Mother Bao Gongju" and so on. The Northeast two-person turn, known as Xiaoyangge, double play, bouncing, also known as the mouth, double side song, wind willow, spring song, half-class opera, Northeast local opera, etc. It is rooted in the folk culture of the Han nationality and belongs to the Han singing genre, which is popular in the three provinces of Liaoning, Jilin, Heilongjiang and the three cities and one league in eastern Inner Mongolia.

The classic singing segments also include "The Great West Chamber", "Back to the Cup", "Wishing Jiuhong to Hang Filial Piety", "Splashing Water in Front of the Horse", "Bao Gongju Queen Mother" and so on. The Northeast characteristics of the two people turned mainly to the Northeast Yangge and Hebei's Lotus Fall.

Lotus fall, also known as Luozi, is the northern region.

A kind of rap art of Han folk, singing and dancing while talking.

The origin of the Northeast duo turn classic

In the early days, there were no actresses, and all the female roles were played by men. ** Singing overcomes the tendency of monotony and poverty. In the performance, it is required to sing well, dance beautifully, funny, play realistically, superb skills, comprehensive five skills, and appreciate elegance and vulgarity.

The two turned to the origin and became popular in the three eastern provinces.

It has a history of more than 300 years. However, due to the social turmoil and war at the end of the Qing Dynasty, most of the documents are incomplete, and they have only been circulated among the people for a long time, and there is no way to verify the specifics. It is recorded that Qing Daoguang.

Two years, Huaide County, Jilin Province.

In the temple fair of the Bajiazi Lao Ye Temple, a bouncing show was performed.

The two of them ** small New Year's greetings.

The traditional two people in the Northeast turned to the second sister of the king.

Sketch: Old New Year's greetings.

Sketch: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.

Sketch: Selling a car.

Sketch: Selling abduction.

Sketch: Kung Fu.

Sketch: Heart disease.

Sketch: Water Delivery Worker.

Sketch: Part-time worker.

Sketch: Uncle Niu Tigan.

Sketch: Three whips.

Sketch: New Year's greetings from comeding stars.

Sketch: Little Nine Old Music.

Sketch: New Year's greetings.

Red Sorghum Model Team.

Zhao Benshan's classic sketch joke.

Thirteen incense sold Zhao Benshan.

The two-person turn is a comprehensive art born among the working people of Northeast China, and it is a flower of art with earthy fragrance and earthy color.

Jilin has a long history, as early as hundreds of years ago, the two people in its flexible and bright way in the Changbai Mountain hunting, ginseng digging, gold diggers' shacks and "big houses". It is also often sung in the courtyard or kang of the villagers, and is very popular with the old Baisheng. The name of the two people is called "two people turn", in fact, there are not only two people, after it is formed, there are three branches of "single beginning", "two people turn" and "pull the scene".

After more than 200 years of ups and downs, in the process of long-term artistic practice, the artistic performance methods of the duo have been enriched and developed, and a unique technique has gradually formed - "four skills and one unique", that is, singing, speaking, pulling (doing), and dancing skills.

Folk often say: "It is better to give up one meal than two people". The local people said metaphorically: the two people are like a wheel of vegetables, it grows in the soil of the countryside, can not be trampled to death, cannot be defeated, and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

A two-person turn is not just a two-person turn. It has many branches and a kind of singing, but there are many forms of performance, which can be roughly divided into four categories: "single", "double", "group" and "opera".

"Single": refers to "single", one person plays one play, and one person plays multiple roles. There are also one play and one person playing, similar to "one-man show".

Double": refers to "double play". It's a veritable two-person turn. The two play multiple roles, narrative and endorsement, jumping in and out, singing and dancing.

"Group": In the past, "pulling a scene" was also called "group work". Now it refers to group singing, sitting singing, or group dancing.

"Drama": refers to "pulling a scene". This is a small folk drama in the Northeast dominated by Xiao Dan and clowns. Among them, the role played by two people is also called "two-person play".

There are more than 300 traditional repertoire of two-person turns. Among them, the more influential ones are "Blue Bridge", "West Chamber", "Bao Gong Indemnity", "Yang Bajie You Spring" and other double plays; There are "Wang's Second Sister Sifu" (also known as "Falling the Mirror Frame"), "Red Yue'e Dream", "Ding Lang Looking for Father" and other single heads; There are also scenes such as "Back to the Cup", "Saw Tank", "Cold River", "Lama", "Second Aunt Visiting" and so on.

The singing voice of the two people is known as "nine tones, eighteen tones, seventy-two hi hi", with a total of more than 300 voices. Suona and Banhu are the main instruments of the two. In addition to the bamboo board (two large boards and five knots), the jade board is also used, which is also called hand jade (four bamboo boards, one hand beats two).

The performance of the two-person turn has "four skills and one unique". The four skills refer to "singing, speaking, doing (or dressing), dancing", handkerchiefs, fans, big boards, jade boards and other "stunts".

The roots of the two of them are rooted in the hearts of farmers in Northeast China. Some peasants said, "I'd rather give up one meal than two people." Today, it is not only spread in the vast rural areas and towns in Northeast China, but also in some areas of Hebei and Inner Mongolia.