What are some of the funny things you ve experienced?

More than 20 years ago, when I was in junior high school, there was a physics class, a classmate sitting in the last row was secretly smoking, he hid the cigarette in the hole of the table, and after a while, he lay down to take a puff, and spit the cigarette in the hole of the table, but the table was not tight, smoke came out from the side, and the teacher found it, and then walked up to him and said: I didn't see you smoking, but I saw your desk smoking!

Once in the first grade class, the teacher in front of me was talking, for some reason, a girl suddenly burst out laughing, and it was the kind of uncontrollable laughter that made everyone look like a circle.

I only ate one bite of the freshly soaked instant noodles, and suddenly a piece of toilet paper was thrown in......It turned out that the boys were fighting and accidentally threw ...... inAt that time, I calmly took out the paper clip and asked them if they had used this paper? They said they hadn't used ......Then I just kept eating! Looking back now, can you give me two mouths, can you thunder me again?

One punch smashed the door of the school toilet, and the fist was also rotten, and he was caught by the security guards, fined money, and read the review on the school's TV.

In the final exam, when judging the papers, a question was like this, using one word to describe Marie Curie, and as a result, a child wrote four big characters - strength can carry the tripod.

Once, I was taking a Chinese class, and I was training how to tell a good story. Just when a classmate said, "Suddenly, at this moment", I never expected that a classmate with his nose covered stumbled in. Immediately, the class burst into laughter.

There was a classmate in the class whose father owned a small shop in front of the school, nicknamed Mouse, and the teacher and the classmates knew each other. One day, the teacher lectured, and the classroom was silent. When he got to that classmate, the mantra came again.

But when he just said that the mouse son would make holes, all the classmates burst into laughter, the teacher was stunned, and then couldn't help but smile slightly, and then hastily explained two sentences and left.

In the final exam, there is a small pencil line in front of the score of the math paper, and I hope that the teacher will live to the point where the horizontal line is the mark. Then, the math teacher hesitated.

When I was in college, one of my buddies met a beautiful woman on campus, and it was love at first sight, and I couldn't give up every day. One day at noon, when I was out to eat with him, the beautiful woman was passing by, and my buddy immediately pulled me to follow closely behind, and saw that the beautiful woman had entered the noodle restaurant, so we also sat in.

I advised my buddies: "It's a senior, hurry up" So he mustered up his courage, stepped forward, blushed and asked, "Classmate, what's your name?"

The beautiful woman looked at my buddy with a smile: "My name is beef noodles." "Dude was stupid at the time, and I laughed next to me!

I went to eat pizza at noon today, and I ordered a 9-inch (diameter) one, and there was no more. As a result, the waiter politely brought two 5-inch (diameter) ones, ** which were half of nine inches, and said that he gave you an extra inch. So I grabbed the waiter and talked to her about the area of the circle.

The formula for the area of the circle is, calculate: 9 inches of area = square inches, and 5 inches of area = square inches, so the area of two five inches adds up to square inches, I said give me 3 five inches and I still lose it! The owner was speechless and ended up delivering an extra pizza for free.

Knowledge is power, and primary school mathematics is also knowledge.

Son: "Mom, I'm hungry!" Mother: "Look which one is delicious, me or your dad!" Son: "Dad, I want to ......."Dad: "Get out of ......."”

Today, I secretly cried for two hours, especially thinking about being alone, and my heart was broken ......It's really uncomfortable, it's so uncomfortable......

Grandpa Mao, Grandpa Mao, 56 nationalities, 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters are one family, 56 languages, all in one sentence, money is not enough to spend, money is not enough to spend, money is not enough to spend

I went to a meeting today, and on the way I met my colleague Da Liu, who was eating radishes while walking. I asked, "Oh, this season, all the fruits are down, how do you eat turnips?"

Da Liu: "You don't understand, eat it, and when you have a meeting, you can leave early!" ”

Me: "What do you mean?" Da Liu: "Our manager said that during the meeting, you have something to leave, I can understand it, but you have to at least fart!" "Me:"....

I have a classmate who lives in Zhuhai. He was admitted to a university in Qingyuan. There are two colleges and universities, Qingyuan is the branch school, and Guangzhou is the main school.

It was the last day of summer vacation, and he set off from his home to the school bus meeting point, where two buses pulled over, one in front of the other. He went directly to the first car and asked, is this going to xx school? The driver replied, yes.

Then, my classmate went to the main school in Guangzhou...

I was once in the lobby of the hospital, my left foot tripped my right foot, my legs fell to my knees, and my hat fell off my head. Then I wanted to cry in pain, but I laughed at myself.