The funny signature that laughed on the spot was super dragged

1.Sorry, the person you are calling is married.

2.As a typical example of failure, you are actually quite successful.

3.Don't be obsessed with brother, sister-in-law will beat you.

4.Thank you for your ruthlessness and for making me learn to die.

5.The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

6.Don't say I'm arrogant, just that I refuse to deal with beasts!

7.It is said that women are clothes, and sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

8.Brother, not lonely. Because there is loneliness to accompany my brother.

9.Sister never speaks human words, sister always speaks myths.

1. No one is holding hands, so I carry my pocket.

2. I never bully the weak I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him....

3. They all want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

4. You take your overpass, and I cross my underpass.

5. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over...

6. Stand at the O-shaped intersection of life.

7. Most of the so-called beauties are slaves of cosmetics.

8. In high school, we are as busy as our grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as NB; In college, we are as idle as NB, but we can't find the happy ...... when we were grandchildren

9. There are only three days in life, and those who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live tomorrow wait; People who live today are the most down-to-earth.

10. You get what you pay for, and you don't go hungry after eating porridge.

11. You can't treat me as a festival just because we have a holiday.

12. Standing at the intersection of life, I am even more hesitant.

13. Words are not amazing, death is not ashamed.

14. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he is not worthy of being a bad man, and he is not worthy of being a bad man in a woman's heart.

15. Fall, get up ......I always fall there, and I suspect there's a pit there!

16. Don't tell jokes on the beach, it will cause "laughter".

17. Don't you have something good to say? You're so handsome, is that okay? "Okay, great! But I want to say with a clear conscience, it's really painful. ”

18. The weather is cold like a joke, and the days go by like nonsense.

19. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die a rhythmic death!

20. Bad guys need strength, and scum need taste.

21. I was going to search for a dog, but I saw a cat pounce.

22. Alas, this person is not in shape, and even the headache is biased.

23. Mixed society is a manual job, and it pays attention to four homework: flashing and moving.

24, I don't know much about **, so sometimes it's unreliable, sometimes it's not in tune.

25. Both house and rotten, the future is uncertain.

26. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sorrow that flows against the river?

27. I have been running on the field of hope, although I have occasionally tripped up disappointment.

28. From heaven to hell, I passed through the world!

29, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

30. If you make a mistake, you will be wrong, or you will be calculated, and you will be done anyway.