Who can tell me about the cross talk Cutting the Appendix ? 5

Let's take a look at "Not a Satirical Doctor".

Zhao Weiguo: Zhao Weiguo: I am in good health, I have never been in the hospital in my life, yesterday I ate 50 salted duck eggs in one go, and just halfway through it, I caused appendicitis. Ouch, doctor, it's a lot of money to cut the appendix.

GI: 2,000.

Zhao Weiguo: Two thousand, doctor, don't cut the appendix with your knife for two thousand, you can go directly here. I'll give you this life.

GI: How much do you think is appropriate?

Zhao Weiguo: At most, eighty.

GI: Eighty? Okay, eighty is eighty.

Zhao Weiguo: Oh, it's cheap, I returned 2,000 to 80, or I have to pay a price for everything. Eighty yuan will cut the appendix, and I will eat a chopped chili fish head for more than eighty.

Tomorrow I'm going to call my whole family to have my appendix cut en masse. Eighty bucks, doctor, hurry up, hurry up, while it's hot.

GI: While it's hot, I'm not striking iron, this is surgery, you are ready. You're going to get an anesthetic, right?

Zhao Weiguo: Yo, doctor, are you killing pigs or what, now you have to kill pigs and take anesthetics, why don't you treat me as a human being?

Soldier: Didn't you say 80 yuan, 80 yuan where there is anesthetic?

Zhao Weiguo: Ouch, why don't you take anesthetic? If I don't take anesthetic, I will call me dead.

GI: If you take anesthetic, then 800 yuan a shot.

Zhao Weiguo: Eight hundred? Doctor, are you taking anesthetics, or XO?

Zhao Weiguo: Imported anesthetic, local anesthesia!

GI: Do you have a cheaper one?

Soldier: There are cheap drops, but the effect is not guaranteed, and I will wake up when I wake up. And where it should be numb, where it is not numb, where it should not be numb, long-term anesthesia If it affects sex life in the future, I am not responsible.

Zhao Weiguo: Hey, the importer, the doctor, the import, the negative effect is too great, I can't afford it.

GI: After an injection, it still hurts, right?

Zhao Weiguo: Oh, in the end, money is money, and goods are goods? Shouting hemp is numb.

Soldier: Disembowelment below, yes, yes, bleeding, bleeding, you guy's bloody. It's so high. Alas, do you want to stop the bleeding?

Zhao Weiguo: Hey, why is there more than blood, of course it stops bleeding, doctor?

GI: Do you use hemostatic gauze or rags?

Zhao Weiguo: Do you still use a rag to stop the bleeding?

GI: The hemostatic gauze costs 500 yuan.

Zhao Weiguo: Ouch, no matter how much money it is, hurry up and stop the bleeding, otherwise you will lose this old life.

Soldier: Yes, if you have this attitude, I will be able to do it. Now stop your bleeding, open the wound, sneak out of the appendix, and cut it with a knife. Congratulations, the surgery was a complete success. Finally, you still have to sew it up.

Zhao Weiguo: Doctor, you plan to let me open the gram, and if I open the gram, I will attract flies.

A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not about the year;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to pick up and say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Change it well, and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!