What are the humorous sentences that don t have dirty words?

Shake your head and listen, the sound of the sea.

Hello friend, sarcastic words don't have dirty words, you can take a look at the following sentences1, oops, you are so busy and you go to the toilet yourself?

2, I don't understand **, so sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.

3. Your stupidity is always so creative.

Hurtful words are not swearing, humorous and sarcastic, the more poisonous the better.

4. How dare you say you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are cloudy.

5, even if it's a piece of, there will be a day when you meet a shell. So don't be frustrated that you're a piece of.

6, there is a kind of person, someone must point at his nose and scold, he knows that he is scolding.

7. Don't push me, otherwise I will be great and out of control.

8, your mother is a stepmother, right? Giving you poisoned milk powder every day has created a brain-dead like you.

9. The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

10, knowing that you are ugly, you still dare to go out for shopping, you are not ashamed, your parents are also ashamed of you, your parents are not ashamed, I am also ashamed of your parents.

Hurtful words are not swearing, humorous and sarcastic, the more poisonous the better.

11, before I knew you, I really didn't find out that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

12. I wish your girlfriend always be inflatable.

Ironic words must be related to the object, event, and locale of the sarcasm in order to have a better effect.

A tree without bark will surely die. People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

The Tang family is three young.

Hurtful sentences without dirty words, humor has:1. I really want to go back to ancient times and see what your family evolved from.

2. In the era of soaring material, only wages should not change.

3. For you, I can't say that I hate it, and I don't like it very much, but it's just a little annoying.

4. You are not two, but you are a little different.

5. If a tree does not have bark, it will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

6. Be a warm man, and let whoever is unlucky be unlucky.

7. The audience is very cute, and the audience can eat coarse grains.

8. Whenever you see Lao Yang's bitter face in class, do you have any dissatisfaction with our class?

9. Although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs, and you are not small, why don't you have a long heart?

10. If anyone dares to touch you, even if I am bankrupt, I will thank his eight generations of ancestors.

11. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just handsome and not obvious!

1.If you want to see me bow, you have to kneel down to see clearly. 2. Don't look back when the waves are enough, I don't wait for the dog.

3. Don't always talk about your weathered face, the beautiful is not prominent, and the ugly is not chic. 4. If you give you sunshine, you will shine, if you give you floods, you will flood, and if you give you shit, you will eat. 5. Animals have become human beings when they wear these clothes, and they will become animals as soon as you wear them.

6, I don't scold you when I go to Pingzhou, but I don't know until I beat you that you know that I am both wise and brave. 7. Plant you in a flower pot so that you also know what a vegetative person is.