If you re in a bad mood, tell a joke, right? Bad mood who has a good point joke

Riding a small electric donkey to carry his son home, the sky was drizzling with a light rain, and his son was eating snacks steadily behind. Then he suddenly said: Dad, it's raining, I'll put a hat on you! Before I could react, my son put the snack bag on my head, and the debris flowed freely

I am in the fourth grade of primary school, I am dark and thin, but the teacher wants me to write a diary every day, I like a female classmate in the same class, maybe the girl develops faster than the boy, I am half a head shorter than her, but my academic performance is very good, and the girl likes a classmate to read in the heart, the fight is a big man who is an expert, I wrote the girl in the diary, but not in the diary, I went to school, took a nap and fell asleep, and the big man likes to turn through other people's diaries, he opened my diary and saw the note I wrote, so-and-so wife so-and-so, The big man was dizzy and handed the note to the teacher, and the girl originally liked the big man and scolded me every day, and the big man didn't study well and repeated the grade, but I went up, I told the teacher that I wanted to sit with this girl, and the girl didn't dare to tell the teacher, so she had no choice but to be wronged.

My daughter-in-law complained to my mother, saying that I was drinking and yelling at her after drinking. My mother said, "Next time you have this incident, your father and I will help you beat him." Daughter-in-law: Three can't beat him. My mother: I stumbled on his leg and knocked him down ,,,my mother is actually arthritis).

I remember when I was in junior high school, one Friday in Chinese class, my teasing tablemate suddenly raised his hand and stood up and said, "Teacher (class teacher), tomorrow is my birthday, can I not assign homework?" I want to have a happy weekend!

Then, the homeroom teacher really canceled the ...... of the essays assigned on the weekend

I was taking a picture with my mobile phone, and my son ran over, grabbed the paper, ran to the side, folded a paper airplane, flew out of the balcony, and flew into the blue sky! After a while, the doorbell rang, and my wife went to open the door. The aunt downstairs stood at the door very angrily, put the A4 paper in my wife's hand and said:

He wants to be beautiful! Then he snorted and walked away......

My friend has been single for 35 years and has never been in love. Watching Korean dramas at home every day, brain-dead love dramas, domineering president**. I introduced her to a boy, and when she went, she told the guy that we were okay to play with each other, so don't take it seriously.

Don't think about getting married, until now, men think that I deliberately made him .........How do I explain it? Could it be that the woman is an innocent woman who has seen too much of the domineering president?

Bike's grandmother came to school. I said to the principal, I want to see my family's naughty Bick going to school, it must be cute. The principal said, "I'm sorry." Not today. Vic took a leave of absence to attend your funeral.

Mini World is genuine.

Mini world is the most fun.

Isn't it funny?

。Once upon a time, there was a landlord who was particularly stingy, and he firmly believed in a sentence: Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders Suddenly one day on the way home wanted to fart, so he wanted to stay at home to put it, but when he crossed the bridge, he couldn't help but let go, and when he saw that the gas kept running into the river, he quickly jumped into the river to find it

After a while, the passer-by thought that what the landlord was looking for in the river must be something of value, so he quickly went down to the river to find it; Passers-by searched for a long time and didn't find anything valuable, so they casually asked the landlord: What are you looking for? Landlord:

Looking for fart? Passerby: Did you find it?

Landlord: Find a fart?

Student string teacher:

Poor student usually doesn't work, how can he know?

But I saw him reply connivingly: Who has no in life since ancient times, and who has not used paper to poop? There was no sign of the student after the next semester......

But the following year, the student met up with the teacher again!

During the lesson, the teacher asked the same question again:

This time the student learned smartly, and he said slowly

Since ancient times, who has no, who can poop without paper.

If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. 」

After hearing this, the teacher was very angry, but he couldn't show it, so he coldly told the student to stand up. And then.

The teacher said with emotion when he saw the heavy snow falling outside the window

It snowed and didn't rain on the sky, and the snow turned into rain on the ground.

When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place? 」

The truth is not over, and the student who was punished replied to the teacher with emotion:

Teachers don't eat when they eat, and they become when they eat in their stomachs.

How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. 」

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **? One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here! Students:

Let's go. The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all! Teacher:

You say one more thing. Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up? Students:

Shoot when it's time to strike. The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Stormy Kyushu.

Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question

Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped

The second time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was an accident on the way At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don't need to ask, I will jump by myself Then I jumped

Tang Seng joined hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.

A neurotic was writing to him, and the doctor asked him, "What are you doing?" ”。

Neurotic said, "Write a letter, write to myself." ”。

The doctor asked, "What did you write?" "Neuropathy said

You're insane, I haven't received it yet, how do I know what's written in it? ”