What s one of the funny things you ve heard lately?

I'm pregnant. Someone wanted me to sell it after giving birth. That one gives 200,000. My mother-in-law agreed. But my mother-in-law was very kind to me.

When I was a child, I rode a bicycle with my cousin, and my cousin was holding a piece of cake in his hand, he was only three years old at the time, and I rode it into the ditch, and I cried at the time, and looked back to see if he was okay, but I didn't expect that the child not only didn't cry but also looked for his cake everywhere, and found it in his mouth, like no one, it's funny to think about it now.

Preparing for the qualification certificate together, the sister in the same dormitory did 30 questions, and the correct rate was 30%, and asked me if it meant that she was right for 20 questions. Laughing until my stomach hurts.

Beauty, you look so cute.

The second child confinement and in-laws talked about the custom of announcing the good news, and when I mentioned Dabao, my mother's family ceremony was not in place, and I had to do it well this time. My mother-in-law said that she was a young man who didn't understand those etiquette, and blamed me for not telling her