Assemble! The funniest thing you ever did!

1. When waiting for the bus, a BMW drove by, and a high-ranking person next to him said to the people next to him: "Look, the one that just passed is IBM." 2. A friend of mine was interning at Unicom, and one day, an old man approached and said, "Get me a mobile card, okay?"

Then my friend didn't raise his head and said, "Master, someone is coming to smash the field!" 3. When a colleague goes to meet a customer, he may be nervous, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he is:

Hello Mr. Liu, may I ask your surname? "Khan. 4. In the past, the geography teacher was a man, particularly violent, who spoke or wandered up was a punch, but did not hit the girl, there was a new girl who didn't know, and thought that men and women were equal, once she was secretly reading comics in class, was discovered by the geography teacher, came to her, and did not say anything, the female classmate's frightened little face turned white, and shouted:

It's indecent. Our geography teacher Waterfall Khan. 5. My classmate said:

I have too much laundry detergent on my shelf. Another asks: What?

Your brother's daughter-in-law is too much? 6. One day when the wind was strong, the bicycle fell in a row, and I only heard a classmate say while helping the car: Whose Mercedes-Benz pressed my BMW?

7. I used to call ** to my boyfriend in their dormitory, but he didn't pick it up, so I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Is xx there?" "If you want to pretend to find the wrong person, it's over The other party hesitated for a moment and said:

Wait, I'll call you. I was so sick of food! Hurry up and hang up the ** in fright.

Later, when I asked my boyfriend, he said that a boy in the dormitory opposite them called me the name I made up. 8. Last time I was abroad, I saw a handsome guy who made pastries and sold them on the street, my friend and I said that he looked like Elvis Presley while buying, he heard us talking about him, so he asked us what to say, I thought for a long time: "kingofmiaomiao (meow)."

9, the dormitory girlfriend and netizens talked to the other end obviously excited: Hey, I'm Wang Xiaoliang, guess who I am? Fainted and couldn't ......10. I learned a sentence from a friend:

Send you ten words - how far the is, how far the out. I remember the first time he said this to a group of us, and I saw that everyone was counting the ...... on their fingers or notWhat's even better is that I said this sentence to n friends, basically more than 90% will hesitate for a moment, silently recite in their mouths or move their fingers slightly, and then say with a smile, Damn, it's really ten words. It's been tried and tested, hehe!

It's so cold, it's winter, it's harmful.

Well, has the landlord encountered something particularly funny? Take it out and share it.

Children's fairy tales, jokes told by people they like, and everything you see when you're in a happy mood will feel good! Funny!

Jokes told by people and bosses who like it

This shows that your life is always full of sunshine, and you have not encountered great misfortune, envy you!! This also means that you are satisfied with your life, work or study now. If people encounter misfortune, they can't laugh at even the funniest things.

I wish you a good mood every day, a smile and a smile, you are very cute!

People have different standards for jokes, and maybe what you think is funny others don't think is funny.

Maybe what others think is funny and you don't think it's funny, and that's okay, don't feel embarrassed.

Girls, it's normal, the feeling of going crazy is right? My daughter-in-law is like this, it's okay, it's normal, girls, it's small, it's low, if it's a man, it's not normal, if I see a man smirking there, I'll definitely stay away.

Just say, I'm sorry, I just thought of a funny joke, or you think of something that hurts your heart to balance.

Hehe, you're a girl, maybe it's because you're in a bad mood, so you can comfort yourself.

You laugh at yours, leave others alone.

Hee-hee: You're so cute.

Just be yourself.

I don't think such a person is worth your continuation, it's like this if you don't get married yet, if you get married in the future, you quarrel or something, he will definitely stand on his mother's side. How sad you should be!

Yes, if you treat his mother badly, then he thinks you are not filial. That's how I understand it anyway...

That's just one thing that says he doesn't love you, he thinks only about himself, he doesn't think about your feelings.

I think he's too much. There may be a severe mother-love complex. However, filial piety should be done in children. But if it is unreasonable filial piety, it is a psychological problem. Of course, maybe his mom had been hurt or something. He wanted to protect his mother even more.

You two talk about why he keeps talking about his mother, what's going on? It seems that there is only his mother in his heart, and this guy is very selfish.

The most ridiculous thing is: "Don't worry, the family has arranged a job for you" (in fact, they are all glamorous jobs with very low wages.) It would be naïve to believe it)

What I believe the most is: "If you don't work hard, you will have no success in your life." (The only thing that people can really rely on in this life is themselves).

"It's nice if you can get a stable job at home, but you can't get out there."

Go to the big city to settle down, buy a car and buy a house".

I feel that I have judged my own encounter mood because.

Hehe, your personality is more detailed because you don't have confidence in yourself, you can't communicate with others, so others talk, you don't know how to others, so you only laugh, because it's not a happy stall, so the laughter is a little fake. You can try to make a few friends over there, give yourself the confidence to be generous when you talk to people.

Reading more jokes or cross talk and reading more books is the most important thing.

The true self needs to perfect the omen by yourself!

But I can give you a few suggestions: first, I hope you will be a little more courageous, and second, let your mind be more stable. The first example is not to let others lead you by the nose, and learn to eliminate your own judgment ability! Case closed