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Anonymous users2024-02-12Bobo: It's not just cool jokes, it's funny.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11A person is always farting in the office, and his colleague can't help but say: Can you not make a sound? Then I saw him sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I'm vibrating!"
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Bad jokes? I like Do You Want It?
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Come on, laugh a hehe!
An ancient poem "Lying Spring" written by Lu You, the teacher asked to dictate it.
The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows;
Students dictate as follows:
Wo Chun" I'm stupid".
Dark plum whispers flowers, I have no culture, and I hate the bottom of the broken branches.
I have a very low IQ.
Looking at the water from afar, I want to ask who I am, easy to see through the spring green.
A big stupid donkey.
The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green.
I'm a stupid donkey.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08A family just gave birth to a child, this child is strange, just born will call people, he shouted "grandpa", his grandfather immediately fell to the ground and died, and shouted "grandma", his grandmother also died immediately, everyone panicked, hurriedly found a tape to glue the child's mouth shut.
When everyone was busy with his grandparents' funeral, he suddenly saw that the child broke free of the tape and was about to open his mouth to speak, his father hurriedly went to cover the child's mouth, but it was too late, and the child called "Dad", and his father thought about it, and sat on the ground and waited for death.
At this moment, there was chaos outside, and someone shouted: "Zhang San next door is dead!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-07A primary school student confessed to his long-time crush teacher, and the teacher said that this was wrong, but he didn't listen. In the end, the teacher couldn't stand it and said: I don't want small children. Elementary school students say: I'll be careful! ”。
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Ask you a question: What is the difference between a person falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor? Hint: The answer is something you can't think of.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05When our teacher took the weekly exam, the multiple-choice answers were ccccc aaaaa bbbbb ddddd.
He said: "I want to make good students dare not write, and bad students dare not copy." Brother fights for a heartbeat! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There was a person who was on a drip, and suddenly he laughed, and when someone asked him why he was laughing, he said, "I laughed on a drip."
When the director of a psychiatric hospital heard that the leaders were coming to inspect the hospital, the president called a meeting of the patients of the hospital, and the director said: "This afternoon, there are very important leaders who are going to visit, and all the people must go to the door to welcome them. At the time of welcome, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, to stand neatly, and when I coughed, everyone applauded together, the warmer the better; I had to stop all my stomping and not make a mistake. >>>More
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Hehe, I suggest that you can take a look at Guo Degang's jokes, which are all very interesting. >>>More
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Because this is an era of being ashamed to talk about ideals, most people live too realistically - just having dreams and ideals is not necessarily unrealistic--- most of the persuasion of relatives and friends is well-intentioned, although they often do not understand your pursuit and ideals, their hearts should be more tolerant and considerate; But you can't give up your own pursuit, lower your ideals--- you can really say that you can't move them, you can also find something to do first, and then try to squeeze time for self-study--- now the knowledge is updated very frequently, it is always necessary to learn more knowledge, to master a little more professional knowledge, and it will be very helpful. >>>More