What s the funniest thing you ve ever experienced during an exam?

Last year, I took an important exam, and in addition to the necessary stationery, I also brought a watch. Watches are selected by sales volume, and they are only worn when they take exams. That's right, the verb is "to bring", and it's lying with my stationery.

I also confirmed that it was normal a few days before the exam, even before the exam. But just when I was doing the problem for about 50 minutes, it suddenly broke, and although I was dizzy when I did it, I looked at the time it showed was wrong. Luckily, I was in the front of the line, I could see the clock hanging high above the blackboard, and I was already "battle-hardened".

I remember when I was a sophomore or junior year, there was a course called Mechanical Design, and the exam was in English. One of the questions is to draw a table (**), and many people misunderstand it and think it is a table (also a table in English). Then it's time to use your imagination to draw various mechanical structures on the table.

In the end, the teacher couldn't stand it anymore, so he knocked on the blackboard and translated the topic.

In high school, I took the Chinese language test once. Because of the use of the signal blocker, the invigilator was very bored, so he paced with his hands behind his back in the classroom, looking around. Pacing from front to back, the footsteps are steady and loud.

When we got to the back, it stopped, and a few minutes later the footsteps sounded again, this time in a hurry. As soon as I looked up, I saw him hurrying from the back to the front, picking up the chalkboard eraser and chalk, and walking to the back with his feet in the wind. Then I heard the grinding of chalk and the chalkboard.

When I turned around after the exam, I found that the blackboard newspaper on the blackboard at the back had been redone.

Mathematics test, my specialty class, I have nothing to do after I finish it, I play with my fingers, I was seen by the grade director, and as soon as the ** flash light was on, I was stunned, and I was happy with him, so I quickly pretended to write the test paper, and I didn't think much about it, and I finished the test, but the rumors spread, and it was cheating, and it was a note, and there was something about the mobile phone sensor or something.

There was an exam, and the Academic Affairs Office came to check on the middle of the exam, and the atmosphere was serious. When I walked next to me, a buddy in front of me on the right was probably a little nervous, and accidentally shook off the cheat sheet when he turned the scroll. The piece of paper swayed and flew to the leader's leather shoes, and he was kind-hearted, pushed his glasses and said:

I don't want to embarrass everyone, so I don't see it this time", so I leaned over to pick up the cheat sheet. As a result, when he bent over, he found the mobile phone hidden under the seat by this buddy, he frowned slightly, took the mobile phone and said: "Your little classmate is very unconscious, I'll help you keep it first" and then the leader showed a kind smile again:

Let's take the exam, what's your name? Come to me after class and get your mobile phone" Everyone knows that college exams are AB rolls mixed hair. The leader leaned over to take a closer look and found that even the scroll was not his.

Stuck in the test center into the field, I found that there were few exam questions after I finished doing it confidently, and I found that everyone was two papers shortly after the paper was closed, and I was one, I wanted to know that it was the teacher's question, and the end of the first one was like this, so that people couldn't see that there were two big questions at the end.

I once tried to take an exam only to find out that the radio was broken, listening to the radio to do listening, it was very uncomfortable, the point is that the radio was bought at school, and I didn't use it once! And I went back and tried it and found that the headphones were also broken!

In a certain exam in junior high school, the whole grade was scattered and arranged, and a boy who happened to have a good time sat next to me. Towards the end of the exam, everyone began to get ready to answer the multiple-choice questions. Can't be too rampant so play the code, use your fingers to indicate the question number, and then use 1234 to represent ABCD, everything is going smoothly, when it's almost over, the teacher behind seems to have found something, and walked up, when I turned my head, I glanced at the teacher walking towards us, and I didn't have time to tell him, he was still comparing the question number.

So there was this scene: the teacher asked with a serious face, "Classmate, what's the matter with your hand?" He froze for a moment, then said with a pained look on his face, "Smoke......."The teacher also held back a smile, in fact, everyone knew it, and then the teacher kept walking back and forth with us, so it was the end of it.

Of course, the most funny test paper questions are unexpected, unprepared, and make people feel that they are both mentally retarded and philosophical questions, so we must respect the good intentions of the teacher and answer the questions happily. Please listen to the questions: Question 1: Send the sub-questions.

Thinking about every final exam that year, the teacher had to mark the key points, this had to be examined, that must be examined, and at the end of the row, I found that the book was full of paintings, so this question is not just a scoring question.

Question 2: Extraterrestrial question.

This is a question for the second grade of elementary school, and you can circle it at a glance if you have seen aliens, depending on which planet you have been.

Question 3: Water release question.

At first glance, I thought that to test your eyesight to see if there was anything wrong, such a question will give me three dozen.

That's it. There's so much of this funny. I'll show you a few of the ones that I personally find funny.

Isn't this question too arbitrary, my god!

A master of the best!

1.When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me what year I graduated. I was going to say the year 2000, but I was excited and said, "Two thousand years ago... What's even more sweaty is that the examiner actually sighed and said, "Confucius's students." ”

2.In the past, the exam teacher handed out the papers, and the girl in the back took an extra one and shouted"Teacher, I have, I have"As a result, the boy sitting next to him said"It's mine, it's mine"

3.A colleague of ours, when he went to get a driver's license, said a classic sentence to the examiner: Report the meter, the examiner is normal.

4.I'm going to take the calculus test tomorrow, so I tell my parents that I love them, and thank you for years of parenting. Take a good shower and finish with a round of Pro Evolution Soccer.

Eat a lot of snacks in the dormitory, and share those that you can't eat with your roommates. Donate clothes if you can. Say sorry to those who feel ashamed.

Send a goodnight message to each friend before going to bed, and then confess to the girl you have a crush. After turning off the phone, I lay quietly under the covers and told myself, I love the world....

I said to my high math teacher, "How many points you give me, how many years I wish you to live." The high math teacher looked at me and said, "I'm in my 60s this year, so I'll give you 59 points." So, I hung up on .......

Some primary school students do not play cards according to the routine when answering questions in the exam, and the answers written out make the teachers laugh after seeing them.

The answer to the funny test paper written by the primary school students (1) is shown in the picture above, knowing that the question requires the primary school students to read it, and complete the sentences, and add appropriate punctuation, so that the teachers never thought that there was a student who wrote a very funny answer, for example, in the second sentence, he made a very funny sentence, writing:

What a beautiful season, suitable for barbecue, I bring you, you bring meat, you must bring meat! ”

In addition, in the third sentence, he wrote down the answer that made the teachers almost laugh out loud, and the elementary school student wrote:

How can you ask such a question to coax us children? ”

The answer written by this elementary school student is actually not wrong, and the sentence is relatively smooth, but this elementary school student's idea of making sentences is indeed unusual, which is also an eye-opener for the teacher.

Answers to the Funny Test Paper Written by Primary School Students (2) This primary school question requires primary school students to draw a sketch that can express the characteristics of Zhaozhou Bridge according to the introduction of the above and the text, and write two or three testimonials. But the elementary school student misunderstood the meaning given in the question, and directly drew a "sketch", which did not reach the Zhaozhou Bridge, and he also wrote a testimonial:

Xiaocao, you are so green, you help us inhale carbon dioxide and expel oxygen, you are so good. ”

The primary school student completely misunderstood the requirements given in the question, but the teacher was also "convinced" by the answer given by the primary school student, and the parents immediately did not know what to say when they saw the answer written by the child.

Funny test paper answers written by primary school students (3) The answers to the test papers written by the primary school student that I want to share next also made many netizens laugh, as shown in the picture above, this is a "look at the picture and write words" question, and the question also gives a hint "What idea did the little rabbit in the picture think of to make the little pig get up, think about it carefully, and write down this story", this primary school student wrote his own unique story:

The little rabbit hurriedly ran to the place where the little pig was sleeping, and told the little pig that it was going to be the New Year, and someone was going to eat pork, and the little pig got up. ”

This elementary school student really has a very strange imagination, which makes many netizens feel very admired, and the stories he writes are very interesting, and people can't help but laugh out loud.

The above is the funny student test paper answers that Mr. Xiaojiang wants to share with you, after reading these funny test paper answers, we can find that some primary school students' thinking ability is also very good, and their wonderful imagination also makes many adults feel admired. So, what do you think about this? Feel free to share your views and opinions in the comments section below.

In junior high school English translation questions, to translate car accidents, some people directly wrote a peng in pinyin; Elementary school Chinese sentence questions. Sentences are made with sure enough, and some students write"I eat the apple first, then drink it"。

Primary school Chinese questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, the king of heaven covers the tiger, and the primary school students will pick up my mother two hundred and five. Very hilarious.

The answer to the funniest student test paper I've ever seen should be the fill-in-the-blank questions of primary school Chinese idioms, which are very arbitrary, and there are some sentences to make.

Short Answer: Question Why is religion only in the northern hemisphere Answer There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south.

Use the first to make a sentence: Sir, goodbye!

COS actor Yang Daxia: When it comes to the exam, I am sad|Funny.

When I saw the teacher with his head down, he shook his head when he was doing all the wrong homework.

When it comes to the exam, I am worried, and I can't plagiarize people and become oily.

The hippie smiled and took a look, and the teacher found that the scolding was on his head.

Yang Daxia, the water dog, everyone beat for a reason.

It's not good to study and travel around, and I don't know when I got ahead.