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The northern tofu brain is called bean curd in the south, I will never forget that breakfast master hated me and put two spoonfuls of white sugar in my tofu brain bowl, boss, are you wrong to use sugar as salt? A spoonful of tofu brain almost made me vomit sweetly, and I asked for soy sauce in a bowl, but my colleagues in the south were stupid when they saw me.
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I remember when I was a freshman, I went to dinner with a roommate from Jiangxi and Hebei, and at that time I saw grilled fish, and I was very happy to have a parent dish in a different place, so we went to eat. When I ate with my buddies in Jiangxi, I didn't move when I was in Hebei, and he didn't dare to eat it after taking a bite, and it was so spicy that he kept falling off. Later, I bought a cake and ate it, and we didn't eat spicy food when we went out with him later.
The vast majority of northerners really don't eat spicy food, the kind that can't be touched at all. There are also most northerners who are not used to eating rice, they like to eat steamed buns, they think rice is very strange, and the biggest difference is that their Mandarin is very strong, and they will think it is very good.
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As a northeasterner who calls himself a man every day, the moment I saw the southern cockroach **, I was also cowardly, I never thought that there was such a big one! If the cockroaches in the north saw the cockroaches in the south, they would definitely bite their tongues in shame and kill themselves, which is simply weak!
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There is one thing, it is a rare salty object in the south, moon cakes and zongzi, I doubt that everyone is deliberately contradictory, aren't the zongzi all bean paste or jujubes, why do you put a salted egg on the moon cake, you are doing it on purpose.
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Every time my roommate said to go to lunch or dinner, and asked me what to eat, I said to eat "rice", and the roommate in the north was very helpless, "I know it's a meal, I ask you what to eat", and I'm also very innocent! I just want to eat rice, in the north "eat" means to eat lunch, dinner or something, and in the south "eat" is to eat rice, if you don't eat rice, you will say go to eat spicy tang, go to eat Lanzhou ramen.
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Southerners can eat steamed buns than northerners and are dry food, not just anything to eat, I remember when I was a child, when I was hungry, I couldn't eat steamed buns without vegetables, even if I came to chew a green onion, dip some salt grains and apply some sesame oil, but, one morning a friend bought steamed buns and waited for the bus at the bus stop, it happened that I didn't buy breakfast, my friend politely said that he couldn't finish eating and divided me a, saying that the northerners loved it, but I took a bite and regretted wasting people's steamed buns, because I couldn't swallow it at all, and my throat was sticky when I chewed, While he got into the car first, I lost my speed, wasting the hard work and sweat of the northern peasants.
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I am from the north, because in Shenzhen, there are a lot of Guangdong friends, they will be lighter, every time I bring a meal from home, how I look like boiled, even the salt is forgotten, you know when you eat, the same is such as fish-flavored shredded pork, the place is still heavier in color, the taste is more farmy, especially the salt, the south eats a relative list.
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Speaking of which, I really know it. Because I'm a southerner, I've spent a lot of time in Guangdong. Then in recent months, I came to a place in Hebei that is very close to Beijing, and I also came here last year.
Let's not talk about the difference in food, let's talk about personality and speech. It's really different, it's not that the dialect is different, it's the tone is completely different. Northerners speak in general, men speak very proudly, most of a sentence with dirty words, but the personality is particularly irritable, most of the men are relatively strong, and at a glance look like the former landlord.
I don't know if it's because I'm a southerner or if my personality is different from theirs, I always feel that it takes countless hearts and minds to live among them. It's easier to talk to Southerners, because if you say anything wrong, people will make fun of you. And if you are scolded directly here, it will be a serious fight.
Especially the people in the Northeast, when they speak, they are called bold, and if they don't hear it, they are called unqualified. Even the women are the same, and they speak with a completely self-respecting look.
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Green onions, maybe you've ever seen "towering green onions"? "You're not as tall as my onions! "Brother once thought it was just a joke made up by a friend to tease me, until later he showed me **, to be honest, it was the first time that my brother knew that the green onions in the north were so strong.
The saddest thing after plastic surgery is that the product is not pure, which causes the sequelae of plastic surgery. Then it was repaired 3-5 times and restored to its original appearance. The only regret is that there is a scar on my face, but fortunately, I am now laser repairing, and the scar is slowly fading day by day, and I feel that the day is getting closer and closer.
On the train home, I met a migrant worker in Henan in his 50s, who could silently recite the full text of "Pipa Xing", which made me realize what a cultural province is.
Once at my grandmother's house, she had a lot of toys and dolls from my past, and that day I was facing the window and combing my hair, and suddenly I heard the sound of knocking on the floor, and I turned around and saw that there was nothing, and I continued to comb my hair, and I heard the sound again, and when I turned around, there was still nothing, and the third time I turned around, there was an extra doll lying there on the floor, and I ran out at that time.
Yesterday, when I was doing the train, my aunt said that his family had two cars, and I said it four or five times in ten minutes.
Probably my current job, only recruit people who don't value money, like overtime, like employees who selflessly contribute to the company, before Chinese New Year's Eve, I worked 10 days in a row, and the last few days from eight o'clock to 24 o'clock, no overtime pay, no meal supplement, and finally the year-end bonus is only 1,000 yuan, and currently only 500, has repeatedly proposed to resign. Hehehe, it's all kinds of reasons that don't let me go.