What are some of the things that make you feel both embarrassing and hilarious?

I once rescued an injured lion cub and released it after he recovered. Two years later I passed by that prairie and it looked at me, I looked at it. We all ran towards each other. When we were only two meters apart, I realized that I had made a mistake.

One morning the year before last, passing by a fortune-telling stall, I heard the stall and a girl said: "Marriage is not difficult to find, you only need to spend 1000 yuan to ask about the fate, I can help you find your Prince Charming", I heard it when I was passing by, I was not happy, I was sure that this guy was **, in a good heart, I reminded the girl: "Girl, don't listen to him!"

You look so ugly, you can't get married no matter how much you spend! Later, as everyone said, the girl's face was red, and an arrow stepped up, I quickly retreated and turned around and ran, running all the way or being beaten lightly, these days a good person is not good.

When I was in junior high school, I was very good at Chinese and English, but I couldn't get good at math. Once I handed in the paper at the end of the exam, I only handed in one of the original two math papers, because the other one only had two big questions and I couldn't do all of them, so I thought that it was blank if I handed it in, so it was better not to hand it in. Because the latter questions will not be done, I have nothing to fold the test paper, two folds, three folds, four folds, in short, the fold is very small and put it in the pocket and think about taking it away, causing the teacher to ask me for another paper on the spot, I picked and shrunk from the pocket to take it out, but found that the pocket was broken a hole, and the test paper fell into the clothes from the hole (I believe that many people who have holes in the pocket have a deep understanding), and they can't get out for a long time, and the invigilator is annoyed, and he is very disgusted to say, go and go, I thought I knew that the teacher was looking for me, The blank space is also settled.

I went to the bathroom with my mother in the service area, I wore a hat and glasses and walked to the women's toilet, caught up with the strict inspection, a traffic policeman led a police dog in the back and called me, I ignored it, but the dog ran over to stop me, there were many people next to me, I said I was a woman! It's embarrassing, but my mom is already laughing to the ground!

When I went to work, I fell asleep, and my colleague whispered in my ear: It's time to get off work. I packed my bags and left, and when I went out, I happened to meet the general manager, and I greeted him politely, leaving the manager and the hilarious colleague with a blank face.

At the end of the annual meeting, the company notified various departments that they must prepare a program, and our department made a sketch, and the sketch story had a part of male and female electrocution. When a female colleague and a male colleague are rehearsing, the boy needs to hold the girl's hand and look at each other for 3 seconds. The male colleague resolutely refused to act after seeing the script, and I asked him why?

He said: I don't want to look at girls, I can't do this, I haven't looked at my mother. The female colleague is not happy to hear this, you are still not happy to look at each other, and my husband still doesn't want me to look at you!

The people on the side felt a burst of crows flying overhead, haha.

When I went to the mall with my mom in the summer, I saw a pair of pants that looked good, so I took them to the fitting room to try them on, and suddenly a girl broke in and was embarrassed. The girl was embarrassed to go out. I went out and asked the waiter, doesn't this room have that "someone uses" sign?

My mom came quietly and told me that she saw that the girl was pretty, so she put the sign on the other side. It's really my own mother.

I really encountered an embarrassing and bitter laugh. Once I called the wrong taxi point to become a substitute driver, after he arrived, we looked at each other for 30 seconds, and I asked him: Where is your car? He said, "Where's your car?" We were both confused.

When I was young and strong, I signed up for the artillery, the unit was in Huangshan, Jiangyin, Wuxi, and the name of the unit was Unit 8384, so our recruits liked to joke that they were soldiers of the indiscriminate troops, and one day, the company commander said that they would train urgently during the week, in the early morning.

At three or four o'clock, I heard the whistle and got up urgently, I had to get dressed for three minutes, tie my belt, hit the quilt, carry a gun to line up outside, the most terrible thing was not allowed to turn on the light, and I didn't know that day, I was awakened by the sound of chaos in the dormitory in my sleep, knowing that the emergency training had begun, in the panic I put on the military uniform as quickly as possible to line up outside, and even the commander praised us for passing, and then ran around Huangshan in the morning, and after coming back to disband, everyone was used to going to the toilet, at this time I found that my pants did not have a gear, and the back mold was in the back, my God, In my hurry, I put my pants on backwards ......

Invite five or six good friends to dinner at a time, there was no mobile phone payment at that time, and when you find that your wallet was stolen when you finish eating and check out, you feel so embarrassed, you tell the truth, others will definitely not believe it. In the end, I had to secretly say that I owed the debt first.

This is really an old embarrassment, about the first and second grade of primary school, the physical education teacher taught the number for the first time, when he was short, standing at the head of the line, but at that time he was really distracted, the teacher finished speaking, pointed at me, and said, "Start with you, report the number", I was stunned for two seconds, and then ran straight to a big tree next to me, this matter has been more than 20 years, every time I think about it, I can still be stupid to laugh at myself!

The night before Chinese New Year's Eve. He said in his circle of friends that people who love her will send her red envelopes after twelve o'clock. And I couldn't sleep all night after seeing her circle of friends.

I wondered if I should send her a red envelope. After listening for a few hours, I no longer hesitated. But I sent her one in the wee hours of the morning.

How I want to take this opportunity to chat with her classmate who has been liked for a long time but hasn't seen her for four years. Even if it's a sentence or two.

When I was in college, when I came back from morning exercises, a female classmate in the same class came to take my hand and walked together, and I was electrocuted and walked a few steps side by side with her, until I spoke, she suddenly let go of my hand and said: I thought you were Fei Fei (another female classmate in the same class, her fellow countryman). Every time I think about it, I don't feel like ...

Once, when I was walking in the dark, I saw a wrinkled red face floating over, and my hair was blown up and my legs were hard. When I floated to the front, I found that it was an old lady riding a battery tricycle, and the red light of the computer was shining on her face. I was so frightened that I took several deep breaths before moving my legs.

One time I somehow forgot to write my name on the paper, when the paper was changed, the teacher sent us, the most three papers did not write the name, the teacher asked us to recognize ourselves, I took my paper down, the others did not read, the teacher called me, yes, take the paper and pick the highest score, I was stunned, and did not react, just said yes, only after the reaction to know that I was back in my seat.

Once, while playing a game with my classmates, a girl took my stool away, and I immediately sat down on the floor. I immediately felt embarrassed and hilarious.

When I was in junior high school, there was a female classmate who didn't know which class she was in, and one morning she opened her hand downstairs in the dormitory and yelled, "It's finally you." When I was about to do a 360-degree sweep, she ran to the side, took the breakfast from a girl next to me and said, "I'm starving."

And I'm still in a position where I'm ready to jump and kick.

Shopping at the mall is suddenly urgent, and I'm a man! Just in front of you is the bathroom. I was just about to go inside, and before I could see which one was the men's toilet, I saw a handsome guy coming out of it, oh, this is the men's toilet, I was just about to go inside, and another beautiful woman came out of it!!

I was stunned! That's when I looked at the sign again: Female!

Ay! Nowadays, men are not like men! Women don't look like women!

It's a bit hard to get used to!

I bought iced tea in 3 years in junior high school, and the bottle cap is all thank you for your patronage, and suddenly Hui can't write it when I take the high school entrance examination, so I unscrew the bottle cap and have another bottle.

A friend of mine had a quarrel with his mother, and the friend angrily threw the door and soaked his feet in the bedroom, and when he was about to finish, his mother pushed open the door, held a towel in his hand, and wiped his feet. Her mother said with a smile

No, I'm afraid you're splashing all the water, the ground I just wiped. Later, my friend told me that I was embarrassed at the time.

Before, my mother's flip phone, when I was in junior high school, every time I called my mother, there was a "wooden" (it felt like a kiss) sound, I said why does my mother love me so much now, and give me a kiss, I also every time at the end of the "wood" sound, later, I found out that it was my mother's phone that was broken, it was too embarrassing.

The technical school will play on the lawn with a group of classmates, a woman passing by, I immediately lay on the ground behind and blew hard, and suddenly the woman turned around! I just lay on the ground and looked at each other for a few seconds, and the woman came to greet me with a smile, and the embarrassed one of the classmates almost laughed at the scene.

Once when I went to the toilet in a hurry and was about to relieve myself, I found that it was my own shirt that I took off, and I snickered!

When I was in high school, I was playing ** alone in the dorm room, and when I was going to **, my roommate came in and was very embarrassed (I was a girl).

I remember when I was a child, I ate at school, and there was a beautiful girl sitting next to her, and the teacher often asked us to help the younger ones, and she often asked me to help her cook. One day she asked me to make a bowl of rice for her, and then I put down the dishes and chopsticks to help her cook, but when I came back, I found that she was eating my food and using my chopsticks, I was stunned at the time, and then put down her rice and pointed to the rice in her hand and said that it was I had eaten, and then we never spoke again. I'm still single ... Regret.

1.went to confess to the male god, plucked up the courage to go majestically and gloomily, and was very happy to see him walk towards me, and then when he came to me, he was so nervous that he couldn't speak, and he forgot the prepared draft, and he couldn't tell him that paragraph very decently and elegantly, and finally only said: I like you, I like ...... very much.

2.In some professional classes, some students dare not go to the teacher's familiar face, but they just play with their mobile phones and swipe the screen, what knowledge content the teacher talks about in the left ear and out of the right ear. When the teacher clicked on himself, he couldn't say why, but it was a bit of a problem"Shame"。

3.When I first started class, I saw that all the buildings were similar, and four people in a dormitory opened the map to find the teaching building. It's incredible to think about it, and it's no exaggeration to say that I can now walk to my destination classroom with my eyes closed.

This stage of getting lost should be something that every student has experienced"Shame"It's the best way to describe it.

4.This is what happens for some students who are not big but relatively good, and the threshold of many scholarships is the top 10% to apply for defense, so the shortlisted students are prepared for defense. My roommate once participated in the defense of the national scholarship and came back like a frosted eggplant"Their juniors and seniors are too powerful, and some have participated in sci** research; Those who have experience in going abroad for exchanges; Some have won more than 40 awards.

Compared to them, he is a rookie, which is too embarrassing.

Embarrassing and funny experiences are inevitable in everyone's life. Here are some of the things that I have personally experienced, and I hope you can share them together.

1.I mistakenly threw my chopsticks into the bowl of a guest next to me while eating. It was awkward, but in the end we all laughed.

2.I walked down the street and fell and found myself with a big hole in my pants. I felt embarrassed at the time, but in retrospect, I thought it was funny.

3.When I went to an interview, I accidentally fell. Fortunately, there were no injuries, but the scene was quite awkward.

4.Sneezing or farting in public and being stared at by those around you. It's a very embarrassing situation, but it can also elicit laughter.

5.When I went to visit a friend, I accidentally walked into the wrong hail room. I felt embarrassed at the time, but later laughed with my friends.

In short, there will be many such embarrassing and funny experiences in life, and these experiences also make us love life more and cherish every day more.