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Anonymous users2024-02-15The three dads were too anxious.
The teacher's expression is serious)
Lao: Today, I left the three of you parents after the parent-teacher meeting, just because of your son, how do you become parents, who will tell me about your son first.
Wang: My son is so anxious for me.
Old: Let you be specific.
Wang: He asked me to pick it up every day from the first grade to the second grade, and asked me to deliver it.
Old: Hmm. Wang: The third to fourth grades don't write well at all.
Old: Hmm. Wang: Especially in the grades, the school is so heavy, and the homework is not finished until 8 o'clock, so I can't ask the parents, and the parents are very busy.
Old: Then you won't teach him well!
Wang: If I could, I'd still be busy, what would I do?
Lao: So you don't!
Jiang: Let me tell you.
The teacher was very serious and said: What's the matter with your son!
Jiang: He is a star chaser, specializing in singers and movie stars.
Lao: That's not going to work! How did you find out?
Jiang: Just from his homework, my eyes are on fire when I look at it.
Old: Oh. Jiang: That day, I looked at the paper he made and asked: Who is Zheng Chenggong? He is the younger brother of Jung Ji-hwa. Another question: Who is Sun Yat-sen? He: Sun Nan's elder brother. I'm so angry!
Old: It's time to take care of it.
Jiang: Another time, in class, the teacher asked: Whose father is Lu Xun?
He actually said that it was Zhou Jie's father, and the teacher who taught the class asked why, he actually said that Lu Xun's nephew was Zhou Ye, and Zhou Jie must be Lu Xun's son, although he is not surnamed Lu, but he must be related. I was so angry that the teacher called me ** in the afternoon, saying that my son was a fan of star chasing, and even the answer to the question had something to do with movie stars.
Lao: So where did he learn the star-chasers?
Jiang: Let Ran learn from me.
Lao: You still rely on him to learn from you, and in general, you still teach, really irresponsible parents.
Jiang: I ......I ......I ......I ......I ......
Gao: Let's talk about my son.
Lao: Say it! Gao: My son is getting simpler and simpler now.
Old: What's going on?
Gao: That day, he said that the teacher's question was too simple.
Old: Oh, really? What's going on?
Gao: The teacher asked: The egg ** came, and he said he bought it.
The teacher asked again: The earth is round, why can't the people on the other side fall down? And he said:
The earth turns fast, people are dizzy, and although they can't feel it, they can't fall down. You say it's not annoying.
Lao: That's amazing, so why is he simple-minded?
Gao: It's not because I'm ......I'm sometimes simple-minded.
Lao: In general, the sons of your three parents were simply taught bad by you.
Three people together: well......Uh-huh, uh-huh......Well.
Old: Reflect on it.
Three people together: Teacher, I was wrong.
The teacher doesn't speak.
Three of us together: we will make corrections.
Lao: Okay, that's it.
Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly said: No, you are not students, how can I train you?
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Anonymous users2024-02-14You can go to the cross talk network to find out
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Anonymous users2024-02-13(I took out a handkerchief to wipe my sweat, drank a glass of cold water to clear the fire, took off my coat to blow the wind, and ripped off my tie to cool off; (Singing) the north wind blows, the snowflakes that float, count the nine cold days, I stamped my feet in the cold, what's wrong with me, I don't have a fever, I'm confused, I should really fight on such a cold day. A: I stretched out my right hand and hit the left cheek, and my left hand and hit the right cheek.
A: Stretch out your right hand and hit the left cheek. A:
Stretch out your left hand and hit the right cheek ,......A: Stretch out your right hand, hit your left cheek, and stretch out your left hand ,......As he spoke, B got up and walked ......A: Come back, it's not over yet!
B: If I keep fighting, I'll be a pig's head. A:
It's time to come back for a curtain call, B returns, and under the curtain call together, bow down, end.
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