Douyin classic humorous quotes, the hottest humorous sentences on Douyin

1.Do you think it's a low point in your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room!

2.You are the most beautiful She doesn't look as good as you when she wears makeup.

Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head....Kiss you.

3.Q: An ex-girlfriend is someone you can say is bad about her, but you should never let others say bad about her. What kind of sentiment is this?

God replied: How can you be embarrassed to admit that you were blind before?

4.I couldn't believe that the fat cells that had been waiting for me all day long had been eating and drinking so much, and when I was about to freeze to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to understand one by one, and they didn't want to burn themselves to warm me, and my heart was so cold. Raised a pack of white-eyed wolves.

5.Every time I face food, I tell myself, "If you eat too much, you will die." "But it turned out that I wasn't afraid of death at all.

6.When I have money, buy two lollipops, one for you to eat, and the other for you to eat.

7.Oil prices have risen, vegetable prices have risen, housing prices have risen, that is, wages have not risen; It's hard to find a job, it's hard to find a girlfriend, it's even harder to find a wife, and life is really difficult.

8.I chase a pretty girl, and at night I send her a message: I like you, what should I do? She replied to me with five words: hold back, crush!

9.Every morning I wake up and look at the rich list, if my name is not on it, I go to work, if there is, I go to the doctor.

10.In the evening, I can still see a lot of takeaway guys on the street rushing to deliver food, and I suddenly feel very inspired, others are still eating so late, what reason do I have not to eat.

11.If you have money, you can do things well, and if you don't have money, you can do people well, this is life.

1.Every lonely night, in addition to sentimentality, there is also being smashed in the face by a mobile phone.

2.I don't want to sleep except for bedtime, I want to sleep all the time.

3.If life betrays me, I hope it's a sale.

4.If I go to bed late, I will be sleepy in the morning, and if I go to bed early, I will still be sleepy in the morning, and the conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

5.Others are good at laughing, you are different, you look funny.

6.When you encounter unlucky things in life, don't be depressed, cheer up, you have to believe that more bad luck is still to come.

7.When in love, couples often sigh what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After getting married, couples often wonder what evil they have done in their previous lives.

8.I was going to be thin like a bolt of lightning and chop to death those who said I was fat, and I ended up being fat like a wall that blocked their view.

9.In the future, I want to make a film "In Those Years, We Girls Who No One Chased", I don't believe it or become popular.

10.Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation of the ex.

11.**This kind of thing never goes straight to the bridge. Your weight, the boat sank before it reached the bridgehead.

12.Do you think you'll go to bed quietly after saying goodnight? Whoever believes is a big fool. usually breathes a sigh of relief in my heart, and I can finally go to chase dramas and brush headlines to play games with peace of mind.

13.You have a pit in your brain, and there is water in the pit, and there are fish in the water, and the fish are spitting bubbles.

14.Now the merchants are really picky, and even the steam bag smile hippopotamus that used to be free is now a vip

15.What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist in mathematics, physics and chemistry.

The hottest humorous sentence on Douyin1. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

2. No matter what kind of beauty you look like when you are thin, you will be virtuous after you are fat.

3. When I take a bath in the summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

4. You're gone, I'm in pain, and I'm the only one who smells the fart in the future.

5. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your original intention, and be busy for a year.

6. I don't want to be single anymore, I want someone to grab food for me when I eat, grab the computer with me during the day, grab the quilt with me at night, and grab the razor with me in the morning.

The most popular humorous sentences on Douyin are:1. Don't discharge to your sister, your brother has a caller ID.

2. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

3. Sir, I can be your future wife.

4. Ming people don't say dark words, I want to be the woman on the tip of your heart.

5. The most charming person is Master Kong, and thousands of people soak him every day.

6. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed an ugly way to the stool bridge.

7. You have your boyfriend, I have my little brother, not very handsome, but a lot.

8. Look at your bones, you are a good material to be with me.

9. Every time I say I won't pay attention to you anymore, don't you believe me, am I like that kind of principled person?

10. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm clock.