Humor about the car being hit, humor about hitting the head

1. Because the car was rear-ended, the car has been a small yellow car after work for the past two days.

Subway. 2. Recently, I was haunted by unlucky ghosts, the car was rear-ended, and I ate fried chicken with my colleague's little sister.

3. I'm here now, and our car was rear-ended ......

4. Recently, the luck is really good, the customer was signed by the same city store, the little finger of the ball was broken, and his car was rear-ended.

5. The car was rear-ended by a motorcycle early in the morning, and I was a little angry at first, and I sat quietly in the car for a few seconds.

6. Recent water reversal.

To explode, courtesy pedestrians deduct points! The car was rear-ended! Play beach soccer with your toes twisted! My mom, this day is really about to collapse.

7. When I got home, I found that the car was rear-ended, but fortunately, it was not serious, and I didn't feel like I was touched.

8. The car was rear-ended, and it took more than a week to repair it, and the other party only had ...... compulsory traffic insuranceBother! Bother! Bother!

9. The car was rear-ended, and it was still on the highway, and the three cars chased it in a row, which scared the guts, but fortunately there was no danger, fortunately ......

10. After the car was rear-ended, the mobile phone fell into the noodle soup again. It's good to catch it quickly.

11. There is no red envelope and no love words, the first thing 520 said to me was that the car was rear-ended......Oh.

12. The first time the car was rear-ended, the second time, the house key was lost, and the third time tens of thousands of watches fell ......Can this be said to be a coincidence, it can only be said that it is incompatible, and if it goes down, I am really worried about life.

13. The car was rear-ended early in the morning, and the mood was not beautiful!

14, the car was rear-ended, fortunately it was a small deflated, let it go; Now my brother left the computer bag on the bullet train, but fortunately I found it at the train station, and there are still many good people. Life is full of vignettes, but fortunately, the main theme is still beautiful.

15. Accidents are not one-way, yesterday's car was chopped, and today I was rear-ended, and I have nothing to say.

1. The beautiful scenery is okay if the car bursts on the road.

2. Speechless, I thought my car had a flat tire, and I pushed it to the place where the car was repaired for a long time, but it told me that it was just out of gas.

3. The car has a flat tire, and the young driver always sighs in the circle of friends, while the old driver has already changed into a spare tire and continues to move forward.

4. For the second time in my life, I experienced a flat tire in my car, and I was so frightened that I slipped on the pile of sand and stones in front of someone else's house on the path and hit the fire hydrant.

5. Losing the driver's license, blind review, and flat tires. It's too hard.

6. When I started it, I found that the car was out of gas, and the car had a flat tire just out of the park, and then it was too difficult to live a stable life without a salary this month.

7. It's really bad these days, just after washing the car, it rained the next day, the rain stopped, I went out to play, and found that the car had a flat tire.

8. Staying up late and staying up dizzy, the car burst, and the wealth was not exempt from adding blockage, the gas was not smooth, it was really TM, cool.

9. I also think that joining the team is fat, and the car has a flat tire.

10. Recently, there has been a lot of psychological pressure. The car had a flat tire this morning, and when I was waiting for roadside assistance, I cried while sitting in the car.

11. I am really convinced of this road in Zhouzhuang, first the car fell into the pit, and then the car burst a tire, and the tram was out of power halfway today.

12. I didn't get a flat tire last time, but I finally got it after many days!! It's not easy to have a barbecue.

13. Insomnia until three o'clock at night, driving a flat tire in the morning, and handing in the first version of the construction drawings next Tuesday, life is too difficult.

14. The first time I encountered a tire burst in a halfway car, did any prince pass by to pick up a conversation?

15. Today it should be that the water is against the foot and fell into the ditch and was injured, and the car burst at night.

16. I'm really a super lucky person today, I have a flat tire when I go out, and I don't have any holes when I buy a shower.

17. I ran a red light the day before yesterday, my car burst yesterday, and I was rear-ended today. Forget it, don't go out.

Summary. On the ground, he waited for his head to pick up the bag, and bumped into her, and suddenly understood where the coolness in his heart came from.

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I hit the falling flower and was hit on the head, and it was funny that I turned my almost rusty head again.

It's funny, I miss being careful, dizzy, and old friends are just the end of the song.

Head banged on the sun exceptionally bright on the door, be careful I never compare you to it.

On the ground, he waited for his head to pick up the bag, and bumped into her, and suddenly understood where the coolness in his heart came from.

1. There is no legend of the grass growing and the warbler flying in this city, it will always live in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, false smiles, and I am being assimilated.

2. Life is sometimes like a computer, saying that the dead bird will crash when it rents a machine, and there is no need to negotiate.

3. Don't hold on to the memories, the kite with a broken string can only let it fly, let it go, and let yourself go.

4. Life is like traveling, we can have something in the process, but the ultimate thought cannot take it away.

5. When you are troubled, you have to tell yourself that all this is fake, what are you worrying about?

6. Most people only do three things in their lives: self-deception, deception, and being bullied.