What s the weirdest thing you ve ever encountered? Or a joke

Grandma's Alzheimer's disease has begun to get serious. I didn't know at the time, but one day she was taking a nap, and I just came out of the bathroom because I washed my hands and my hands were full of water, and I wanted to tease her when I saw her sleeping. So, I sprinkled the water in my hand on the soup her, and finally she woke up and said directly, why did you push me into the river.

At that time, I was blinded. So much so that for a long time everybody talked about me pushing my grandmother into the river.

When I was a child, I had a high fever, and my father took me to the hospital on his bicycle in the heavy rain. Because the road was slippery, I pedaled too fast, and as a result, I fell into the river with people and cars. When I was confused, I heard someone shouting by the river: What kind of bicycle, catch the children first!

Sister-in-law. Take mom to the dentists. As a result, my mother was fine. The sister-in-law pulled out a tooth.

Two days ago, my friend's mother had a toothache. He decided to go to the hospital to see if the doctor was at work (during the Spring Festival holiday), and then pick up his mother to see her teeth. He hurried away.

Just over an hour later, he returned. Speech is slurred. When asked, he actually asked the doctor to extract a tooth!

I asked him: Do you have a toothache? He said it didn't hurt.

I asked him again: Loose teeth? Or is there a hole?

He said no, it was something stuffed between his teeth, and he pulled it out in a hurry. I said to him: Why do I think you seem to be the second Fan Wei who has been fooled?

Didn't the doctor tell you that the gap between the teeth can be filled with something? He was depressed! Hahaha!

My cousin likes a girl in a flower shop and goes to buy a bouquet of roses from time to time to help with the business! The girl is getting more and more impressed with her cousin. When the time came, my cousin finally confessed.

The girl refused: "A flowery man like you who buys flowers every day, I won't entrust it for life!" ”

The talent market is ......: Hello, are you still hiring? : Don't be a woman. : No, I'm a man! : Don't be a sissy. :…

Passing by the flower bed, a little boy grabbed the little girl's lollipop, I didn't see the parents, I couldn't help but reprimand the little boy: Don't rob my sister's things, be careful I hit your ass! The little boy looks like he is not afraid of the sky and the earth:

My dad is a police officer, you dare to beat me and make him handcuff you! Oh, I don't show weakness: my sister likes to play handcuffed games!

Let your dad come and smack a man with a smile on the back of the flower bed ......

2B Youth Series (1) Friend: "You Got Beaten?" "I:

Oh, yes. Friend: "Why?"

Me: "People need a wreath for the awards ceremony, so I made a wreath." Can you imagine the scene when the host says to award the first place, and two staff members come up carrying wreaths?

Friend: "Why didn't you kill ......."”

Cousin Bang was working at the construction site, and yesterday there was a heavy rainstorm, and Cousin Bang's dormitory was flooded. The cousin who received the news rushed back as soon as possible, and after counting all the items and personnel, the cousin said to his roommate with an ugly face: There is one less person ......The roommate was shocked, a rainstorm caused a disappearance**, my God, someone died, the roommate held the stick cousin, trembling and asked:

Who is missing? My cousin cried out with a "wow": Without my daughter-in-law, she floated away along the water....Woo woo woo ......

Grandma always likes to sit and nap, one day grandma nap dentures fell off, woke up everywhere can not be found, anxious for our family to help her find teeth, later found out that it was the little nephew picked up, he thought it was a cat teeth, is pulling my family meow, persuade it to put the dentures back ......

The buddy talked about his divorce. The two quarreled, and his daughter-in-law was in a hurry and shouted: "If you can't get by, you will get a divorce!" , the buddy was also angry at the time, and glared at him without hesitation: "Leave and leave, who is afraid of whom!" ”。

So, the two of them pushed and shoved, pulled and pulled to the Civil Affairs Bureau, completed the relevant procedures quickly, and when the most critical two parties signed a ring, his daughter-in-law picked up the pen and was about to do it, the buddy was frightened, and he broke out in a cold sweat, and said that this time he had a big game. When he was about to bend his knees and beg for mercy. Suddenly, his daughter-in-law threw the pen aside with a snap, and she cried with a whoa

Wow,,, you stupid, you don't know how to coax me, you don't know that what a woman says when she's angry is not true, wow,,, buddy wiped the cold sweat on his head and let out a sigh.

I just saw it today, the woman sent a message to the man saying that the eldest aunt was here and had a stomachache. The man asked him to drink more hot water. The woman said that you men know how to drink hot water, and the man said that I haven't been here again, and I know what to do?

Otherwise, you can smear some Yunnan Baiyao. Don't you women always like to post a small injury to a circle of friends, why don't you see you exposing it for a week when your aunt comes to hurt her?

In ancient times, naming children often had an emotional sustenance. For example, Liu Bei's two sons, Liu Feng and Liu Chan, together they are Feng Chan, and their intention to be the emperor is obvious. Another example is Sun Jian's two sons, Sun Quan and Sun Ce, together they are Quan Ce, they are very dishonest at first glance, compared with them, the Cao family obviously has more honest and beautiful feelings.

Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Cao Pi, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang. He is really loyal and simple!