Who can name what is the funniest thing?

In the past two days, the temperature has dropped suddenly, and I am particularly afraid of the cold, so I wore a pair of thick down pants and came to the store, and was ridiculed by my colleagues, saying that I was too tightly wrapped. I said casually: people warm their legs, dogs warm their mouths.

As soon as they finished speaking, they all laughed maliciously. Looking back, the proprietress came in wearing a mask ......

Hello everyone, I am the director of a psychiatric hospital, and a group of patients have recently escaped from this hospital, with the following characteristics, 1 loves to pretend to be forced, and everyone says that they open a certain factory, and everyone praises him for sending things, 2.

At the wedding, the host asked the beautiful bride, "How did you meet?" The bride said

That day, I was coming home from work and a BMW took me hostage! Then he blocked in front of the car and forced the car to stop! And then there were more and more onlookers!

One of them called the police! And just like that, I was successfully rescued! Then I made a personal promise; The host asked the groom

What kind of mental struggle did you have at that time, weren't you afraid of being hit by a car! The groom said shyly: "At that time, I was short of money, so I touched a porcelain!" ”

When the little nephew came back from kindergarten, he quarreled with my brother to talk about cross talk, saying that it was the parent-child homework assigned by the teacher, and he had to send ** to the class group. This must be cooperated, but in the first sentence, my brother will not do it, and my sister-in-law will not obey the soles of her shoes, saying that she can't stand the assignment of this cross talk role, and she can't stand her son calling himself a "little rabbit cub".

When I was in elementary school, I was timid and afraid of ghosts, and one day I went to the bathroom when it was dark at school, the bathroom was a little gloomy and the voice-activated light was not on, and I was scared to the door and wanted to shout to turn on the lights and scare the ghosts away, so I yelled at the bathroom with all my strength, and scared the buddies who squatted in the pit and jumped up.

Before the Mid-Autumn Festival, I went to a certain old Lai's house with my friends to ask for accounts. Lao Lai Dead Pig was not afraid of boiling water, and shouted: "There is absolutely no money, or you owe it, or you go to court to sue me!"

Go to court and sue you? Labor and management do not have this time. The friend said domineeringly, he picked up the root carving on the table, hesitated for a while, and smashed his head fiercely, and suddenly his blood flowed, and the root carving was torn apart.

He picked up Lao Lai and asked, "Is there any money?" Cowardice!

Originally, there was, and that carving was worth 400,000! ”…

One of my classmates said that Washington had chopped her dad with an axe... In the teacher, when confused he added another sentence, the apple tree.

My niece is at home on vacation and wants to play hide and seek with me! I discussed with my mother to "play hide and seek with her granddaughter for ten yuan at a time" My mother agreed very happily, and then opened the account book, pointed to my college tuition and said that it was 18,000 a year, not counting living expenses! You can play with her for a year first

That time I had a quarrel with my wife, and she was in a hurry and pushed me to push me out. I was terrified and hurriedly said, "I like you!"

The daughter-in-law yelled, "What do you like about me?" Shall I change careers?

Come back, it won't change."

A few years ago, a few people robbed the house and beat a colleague and set fire to the house, and after a few years, it was hard to live a stable life, and at this time the enemy's house was on fire My colleague's heartache is more heart-wrenching than when his own house was on fire.

There is a very strong big dog on the construction site, and he eats super strong - background standard cut - one day at noon, a big brother drank too much, and when he came back, he squatted and scolded: You eat all day and don't have to work, why? Follow me to the construction site!

Then pick up the dog and run, no one can pull it! When he put it down, the dog was confused.

The master of ceremonies said that he would give birth to a noble son early, and I grabbed the microphone and said: I gave birth a long time ago (my son was three years old when I got married).

It's Valentine's Day soon, so I recommend you to check out Conan.

Detective Conan Episode 6: Valentine's Day Murder.

Detective Conan Episode 19: The June Bride Murder.

Detective Conan Episode 98: Kogoro Dating Murder.

Detective Conan, p. 106107 episodes of first love reminiscences of events.

Detective Conan Episode 1: The Secret Room Incident on the Eve of the Wedding.

Detective Conan Episode 266: The Truth About Valentine's Day.

Detective Conan Episode 532: The Scars of First Love.

Detective Conan Episode 659: White Day of Betrayal.

Detective Conan Episode 1: A love broadcast that risked his life.

Detective Conan Episode 719: On the eve of the wedding, there are lovers who end up as brother and sister.

Detective Conan Episode 799: Lovers who disappeared in a blizzard.

Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......Wolf:

Who are you? Pig A: That's right!

Wolf: What? Pig A:

What is on the roof. Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof. The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you? Pig B:

I am not who it is (pointing to pig A) wolf: do you know it? Pig B:

Kindness. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf:

What the? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B:

Where is me. Wolf: Who?

Pig B: Who is it? (and pointing to the pig a) wolf:

I don't know. Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B:

It's on the roof. Wolf: Where?

Pig B: It's me. Wolf:

Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:

"Oh my God" is our dad. Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No. The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:

Why? "Pig ABC: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A:

No, why our grandfather. Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf:

What is it? Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A:

Who am I. Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I. Wolf:

What the? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide.

Hello friend, judging from the situation you described to him, what you encountered is really funny, right? It shows that this person is very thick-skinned.