Tell me about your funniest thing

I remember when I was in physical education class on Monday afternoon, I saw the classmate standing in front of me doing the wrong pose, and I didn't want her to be scolded by the teacher, so I wanted to remind her (hint that her name is Ke Xinxin) so I said to her:"Wen Hangbin, you did it wrong.

Suddenly I thought, oh no, I wanted to call her name, but it became my brother's name. As soon as I was nervous, I patted the classmate on my left and said a word"Called the wrong one. ""What are you doing?

I thought about it, it's bad again, why am I so unlucky today I actually filmed Xu Siying In the end, I called again, and it turned out to be the right one, "Ke Xinxin, your posture is wrong." ”

I remember another time, my younger brother was arguing with me about whether there were more branches in Jiahao Xuan or Cui Yuan Cake House, and I was in a hurry and said, "Jia Haoxuan also has a branch in Gaozhou." When the younger brother heard this, his eyes widened. I'm angry, and I'm wrong.

I don't remember the rest.

Just this morning:

In the morning, my grandfather came to my house, and I was the only one in my house, and he went out, and after a while he heard a knock at the door, and I said loudly, "Hey." "Ran to open the door, it was my grandfather, I said that my parents didn't come and he went out again, and after a while, I said I didn't come, he went out again, and this was repeated several times, and then I heard my brother upstairs calling:

Mother. (actually came back from outside to ask his mother to open the door for him), and I said loudly, "Hey.

I just opened the door and felt ......And I'm going to faint right away!

I am a student.

Our math teacher, Ultraman (the kind who can't finish a single question in a class), was very sick and didn't come to class when he heard that he was hospitalized. We are both excited and worried. I'm excited that I don't have to take Ultraman's slow class.,Of course, I'm worried about the teacher's body (we're not so unconscientious).

Two days passed. I was with two girls in the same class (both had good grades, and we were both class presidents. There are 5 in total.

When I went home, I passed by Ultraman's office (she was a special teacher and had her own office), and I saw Ultraman talking to a student! The spirit seems to be pretty good. So I quietly told my classmates, one of my two classmates was very excited, hid by the door to see the teacher, by the way to say hello to her, because I don't like the teacher very much, so I said I was waiting for her outside, it was very quiet, I vaguely heard their conversation.

My classmate said:"Teacher. Hello...

You're $ dead &*% too whispered here to hear clearly. I just heard the teacher say very politely"I'm not dead.

Come on in!!I burst out laughing before I could fully hear what they had to say. Ran over to another girl who was waiting for us at the top of the stairs and said

I just heard SL say to Ultraman:"Hello, teacher. Are you dead?

Then the teacher said politely:"I'm not dead. Come on in!!

The girl and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Later, the classmate who went to say hello returned. It was strange to look at us and ask what was wrong.

We told her everything that had happened. She said embarrassedly"Not really!

You heard it wrong! I mean, hello, teacher! Are you alright?

Then the teacher said it was okay and politely invited me in.

We laughed on the spot.

Extra points!!

Last winter I stayed at Yongfeng Da Niufang. Once, an old classmate was lucky enough to travel to Beijing and stayed with me for two days. In the evening, when we had nothing to do, we went to the bathhouse to take a bath.

After washing, I went to the lounge first, and without any clothes, I took a cigarette from the closet and lit it, and sat on a chair to dry it while waiting for Koyo to come out. At this time, Xingsheng also came out, and when he saw that I was smoking, he ran to me without even turning a corner, stretched out his hand and said to give me a cigarette. I ignored him, tilted my head and still smoked, and he added

Give me a cigarette. The outstretched hand does not let go. I turned my head to look at him for a good 3 seconds and said

Do you see that I can hold cigarettes all over my body? A few of them who were changing clothes in the lounge burst out laughing. I have to laugh for two minutes every time I think about it.

Don't forget to give points.

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Mt. Fuji has erupted! The island of Japan is gone!

What's so sad about my brother? Say it and have fun.

The answer to why the owners of the rented houses are now called landlords instead of Fangxi is because they all live on the east side of the house.