A story about a cat and a girl

In the early years, an idler in the East Village raised a black cat and became a jing.

The idler wants to eat fish, as long as he thinks about it in his heart, he doesn't need to speak, there is a plate of fried big fish, fluttering from the middle of the sky, fluttering and fluttering, falling in front of the idler's eyes, wine cups, wine jugs, and chopsticks are also fluttering.

The idler wanted to eat meat, as long as he thought about it, he saw a plate of braised pot head meat cut into the size of an egg, fragrant and fragrant, steaming, fluttering, fluttering, fluttering, falling in front of the idler's ......eyes

When the man was full, he stuttered and ate, and one day the idler wanted to eat carp, and a plate of crucian carp floated in.

The idler got angry and poured the plate of fragrant and steaming crucian carp into the circle (toilet).

When it was dark, I heard the black cat say outside the window: 'Zhang San, you conscienceless thing! If you want to eat carp, there are no restaurants on the island, and I think that crucian carp is not bad, and women eat crucian carp when they have children without milk, so I will bring you a plate, a hundred and eighty miles away, and the wind and rain will come and go, and you will get it, and you will fall into the circle.

Zhang San, you wait, I can't spare you! “

Zhang San was not a troublemaker, so he said, "What can you do to me?" “

The black cat said, "Look, it's on fire, it's on fire!" ”

Zhang San was lying on the kang when he saw the paper on the root of the window rising with a small blue flame.

Since this day, Zhang Sanke has been fighting with the black cat, and the two of them have fought to the death, and they can't tell the difference.

One dark night, Zhang San sat on the kang and ate cigarettes, one bag after another.

The black cat said outside the window, "It smells so good! This smoke smells so good. Zhang San didn't squeak either.

The black cat said, 'I'll take a cigarette, good three.' “

Zhang San said: "Eat your mouth, eat your mouth. ”

He slowly took the gun, which had already been fully loaded, from behind him, and extended the barrel of the gun to the outside of the window lattice.

Zhang San said: "Lao Hei, you hold the mouth of the cigarette pouch." “

The black cat said, 'Okay. ’

Got it? Zhang San asked.

The black cat said: ".Got it? “

Really stuck? ”

Really stuck? “

It's ignition. "Order. "Zhang Sanyi hooked the gun, only to hear the sound of 'hutong', which broke the window paper.

Zhang San said: "Little thing! Tell you to eat! ”

Just as I was about to go out to have a look, I heard the black cat cough and say, "Boom......."This smoke is so strong! ”

Then there was a burst of smoke with a strange smell, and the idle man Zhang San was so smoked that he fell to the ground ......

One morning, the mother cat went out with her baby kitten, because she wanted her child to walk around the outside world and see it for a long time.

On this sunny day, the kitten and her dear mother began to travel around the world, the kitten jumped three feet high happily, and the mother cat suddenly remembered, as if she had forgotten to bring something annihilation, huh? It is a treasure of gold and silver. "How can you travel the world if you don't have money?

If you don't bring money, you have to ...... halfwayIf you have money, it's either a pick-up, or a blind cat meets a dead mouse! The mother cat muttered to herself. "Let's go!

The kitten shouted happily and jumped back and forth, and the mother cat said, "Look at your happy face! ”

The kitten and the mother cat got on the train and came to England, and when the kitten saw a foreigner, she said, "Hello, i'm a cat."”“what’s your name?

The man said. The kitten was speechless for a moment. "Well, who told me not to teach the kitten English?

What should I do with only these two sentences? The mother cat said, "Let's go back to China, and I won't say anything!" ”

After more than ten hours of running, the kitten and the cat mother were tired and panting, why? Because the mother cat doesn't know English, she is unlucky. The kitten and the mother cat came to Shanghai again, and the kitten was very happy, where he ate a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and also went to the beach to pick up many shells.

The kitten came to Mount Tai with his mother, but there were many bad people in Mount Tai, and he robbed the mother of the cat of her money, but fortunately it was not robbed, and it was enough to buy two train tickets, so they could only take the train home.

When they got home, the neighbors asked, "Where have you been?" The mother cat said, "I haven't been to many stupid places, I just want the kitten to grow up." ”

In the sun, a kitten is basking in the sun :"How beautiful. Sun, I'm going to take it off and give it to the little rabbit brigade laughing! ”

So, the kitten jumped up on the house and wanted to touch the sun, but the sun was too far away for the kitten to go up. Alas, the sun doesn't work, what about the sun? So the kitten went to find the sunshine.

A ray of sunlight came in, and the kitten hurried to catch it. But when the sun hits its hands, it's gone. What to do? The kitten is in a dilemma to disassemble and tie the right. Suddenly, the kitten comes up with a great idea. It immediately ran home and grabbed a mirror.

Little bunny, I'm coming! The kitten said excitedly as she ran.

It turns out that the kitten wants to use the mirror to reflect the sunlight to the rabbit.

When he came to the little rabbit's house, it was the little rabbit who came out.

The kitten takes a mirror and reflects the sunlight on the little free child.

Ahh "The little rabbit is so touched.

You're welcome! The kitten replied"Making friends happy is my greatest joy! ”

Kitten, you're so nice! The bunny pounced on the kitten.

The main content of "Cats": The author recounts the story between his family and three cats, the author has three cats in his home, and the first two cats are either dead or lost. Later, the author had a third cat, and the author mistakenly thought that the cat had bitten the bird to death, so he punished the cat, but soon found out that he had misunderstood the cat, and felt very guilty in his heart, and two months later, the cat died on the roof of the neighbor's house, and the author decided not to have a cat again.