Comment on funny sentences that a person is very narcissistic collection of 40 sentences

The funny narcissistic sentence is as follows:

1. Why don't I have a handsome tablemate, but I have at the table.

2. It's not easy to cheat on a good-looking look, and the invigilator can't help but take a few looks.

3. There is such a thing as grades, you are ugly, you are ranked first, I am handsome and I am casual.

4. I always thought that the word "beautiful fairy" was talking about me, but it turned out that I didn't search for the bridge, but the country and the city.

5. I heard that people should read more if they are ugly, no wonder my mother said that I was not a reading material since I was a child.

6. I treat you as friends one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

7. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better, no wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better.

8. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry.

9. The kind of person who speaks super funny and has a very good temper is really impeccable, such as me.

10. When I was born, God asked me if I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome, and I have forgotten what it was like at that time.

1. Hey, why haven't I seen someone more handsome than me until now?

2. You say that my appearance is fake, and that the money I give you is also fake, and I tell you that I can tolerate the money you say is fake, but I can't tolerate you saying that my appearance is problematic.

3. Don't push me, otherwise I will be great and out of control.

4. I am handsome, clear-eyed, Yushu is in the wind, and has a star style, and I am the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 handsome guy system certification, tips; This signature beauty is worth noting.

5. When we Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, whether we hang on the branches of the years, face the dusk with our mouths open, but forget to sing.

6. The child's words are unscrupulous, blurting out a non-thinking telling, outlining the self full of loopholes but affectionate.

7. If you like me, it is equivalent to buying a lottery ticket, and there will only be one person who wins the lottery, but if you can get the third prize with a smile from me, you will be happier than winning 5 million.

8. Every day I keep breaking a new world record, that is——- I hold the most handsome record in the world.

9. When we Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, whether we hang on the branches of the years, face the dusk with our mouths open, but forget to sing.

1. Some people say that I am handsome, and I laugh because I am more handsome when I laugh.

2. The kind of person who speaks super funny, has a very good temper, and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, such as me.

3. What's so great about being beautiful, people always say this to me.

4. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

5. A certain man, handsome enough to alarm the locality, the local report**, **urgent consultation, awarded the most handsome medal.

6. A very beautiful person sat in front of me just now, and we didn't speak for a long time, until my hands were sore, and I didn't put down the mirror.

7. Brother is not the city center, please don't go around my brother.

9. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls did you grow up to? I told her that there was no one, and that it was usually beautiful women chasing me.

10. I saw a handsome guy in the distance, walked over and took a closer look, it turned out to be a mirror.