Do you remember what happened in your childhood?

When I was a child, I would say this when I was angry, your head, like a ball, kicked to the department store, the department store, there was a fan, a fan to the train station, the train station, there was a train, and you were smashed! At that time, I was too stupid to scold and not dare to fight.

Remember, [The sun is shining, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds say early, why are you carrying an explosives bag?] Although childhood is gone, childlike innocence has been singing the praises of life!

I remember, when I was learning the poem Chunxiao, my classmates and I covered our mouths below and read "Spring sleep is not aware, mosquitoes bite everywhere." There was a big flood at night, and the house was washed away. "It was so naughty back then.

What I remember most clearly is this sentence, two little dolls, play ** together, hey, hey, hey, you are a**!Hey, hey, hey, I'm in kindergarten. Every time I think about it, it's really memorable!

Definitely remember. It's raining heavily, Beijing is coming, let me be a soldier, I haven't grown up yet. This slips into the depths of memory, and there are always bits and pieces bitted!

Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, and the old monk told a story to the little monk: once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, and the old monk told the story to the little monk: once upon a time ......

Big head, big head rain is not worried, people have umbrellas and I have big heads, a period of fresh memory, nostalgic for childhood.

As a poor student, I remember it too clearly. Sing it several times a day; In my heart, the teacher was the most fierce to me, always leaving me until seven or eight o'clock. When I got home, my dad was the most fierce to me, always beating me to the point that my nose was blue and my face was swollen! My young mind is already riddled with holes.

I remember when I was very young, my dad read a few words, Nixon, as soon as he appeared. The head is a big dung basket. My dad was such a tease.

Our tongue twister in Chongqing: the monkey goes down the mountain to move the dry grain. This sentence is so difficult, I can't say it until now.

The Guangdong ones are coming.

Zengcheng lychee shell, you have to eat and ask for it, and you have to boil water and wash your hair.

Just point to a person and say with his name (e.g., nickname): "The head of the nickname has mountains and rivers and a cow The cow grows on the head of the nickname The nickname is a big bull!" ”

One meter and one meter mountain: mountainside mountain: three red flags: liberate Taiwan: Taiwan was not liberated: continue to win the war: this is a frequent slip of the tongue in my childhood.

The fat boy is bigger than five floors, and the fat boy's hands are thinner than snow peas." To this day, I often use it to make fun of some obese colleagues.

Old cousin, old watch, go down to the river to bathe. When you are bitten by a dog, you get up and run.

Dongfeng Nissan, the more open it is, the more bankrupt it becomes. Dongfeng Honda, the more you drive, the richer you become (I forgot where I heard it, I just remembered it when I thought it was quite smooth).

The plane waited for me, I went to Beijing to take the university exam, took the 1,000 exam, took the 10,000 exam, and finally took the big zero egg.

Shake hands good friend, I'm the master, you're the dog.

When I was a child, I shouted when I saw Kuazi: Shandong Kuazi, wash your face and don't wash your paws

When they saw the chariot, they all shouted: Drip-yo beg, beg to drive (ox or donkey horse, according to its set of livestock) x, x crawled on a dung cow

Little Swallow flies and the fifth elder brother chases, and Er Kang falls in love with Xia Ziwei.

Picking up the rags, organized, one basket per person, quite spirited. "

My sister's classmates taught me: Today I did exercises, I didn't do my homework well, the teacher asked me to write a review, and I wrote it over and over again and finished my book (read liao). I asked the teacher for compensation, but the teacher didn't deserve it, and the teacher said I was a naughty ghost!

He's coming, he's coming, the math teacher is coming.

The moon walks and I go, I don't remember the back of being friends with the moon (

You four and I four Shaolin Temple, you five and I beat the big drum, you six and I six or six villain heads, you seven and I seven and seven fairies, you eight and I eight and eight immortals cross the sea, and you nine and I nine want to go with me

You one and I one Hugh brother, you two and I two Wang Xiaoer, you three and I three and three dozen white bone spirits, you four and I four Amitabha Buddha Shaolin Temple, you five and I five see the five princesses, you six and I six, forget. You are seven and I are seven and seven fairies, and you are eight and I are eight and eight immortals who cross the sea and return to their hometown. You've been drinking beer for a long time.

You are ten and I am eleven years old, I took a wife called ok ok and gave birth to a child called dichlorvos, dichlorvos dichlorvos is growing up quickly, and the teacher taught you to learn culture or something.

One child grinned, two children combed pigtails, and three children climbed the mountain.

1.You are one and I are one, and one is Hugh. You are two, I am two, and the shop is two.

You are three, I am three, thirteen sisters. You four and I four, Shaolin Temple. You five, I'm five, big hub.

You are six, I am six, and I am six. You are seven, I am seven, and seven fairies are descending to earth. You are eight and I are eight, and eight immortals cross the sea.

You are nine and I are nine, and nine yin and white bone palms. You are ten, I am ten, and the dragon is eighteen palms.

2.Zhou Papi, fifty-one, three watches in the middle of the night to steal chickens, we are making a game, catch Zhou Papi.

3.Table tennis game, my aunt asked me to buy vegetables, I bought a bunch of rotten vegetables, my aunt beat me, my aunt scolded me, my aunt looked for me, my mother was not at home, my aunt looked for my dad, my dad hit **, aunt looked for my milk, my milk drank milk, aunt looked for my father, my father shined shoes, aunt looked for the teacher, the teacher sued the principal, the principal's order was: one is not allowed to move, two is not allowed to laugh, three is not allowed to show big white teeth, and four is not allowed to fart popcorn.

4.My name is Ali Baba, I am 1.88 meters tall, look at your poor baba, give you a bag of pots, and call me an aunt.

5.Little flower cat, go to school, the teacher lectures and sleeps, the left ear listens, the right ear rises, you say ridiculous is not ridiculous.

6.Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a jar in the temple, and there was a basin in the jar, and there was a bowl in the basin, and there was a spoon in the bowl, and there were two peanuts in the spoon.

7.Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple who was telling stories to children. Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain....

8.I hated it, didn't eat fried noodles, got hepatitis, and was hospitalized.

9.The fifth old man sells burning soil, and no one repairs the rotten pants, so he makes up for it, five pieces of five, and the old five are so angry that they dance.

10.One bucket is poor, two buckets are rich, three buckets and four buckets open pawnshops, five buckets and six buckets are back flowers, seven buckets and eight buckets are all over the street (selling tofu), and nine buckets and ten buckets are big dung baskets!

11.Break your heart, my heart, into petals, chop into slices, wear them on skewers, sprinkle some pepper noodles, and take them to grill, lamb skewers (Little Tigers' "Love").

** The head is like the earth.

There are mountains, water, and rivers.

There are also train tracks.

And the locomotive.

There are also three stinky thatched buildings.

The fart shook the world, crossed the border, and came to Italy, Italy's ** was watching a play, smelled this fart, was very angry, and kicked ** to the Cretaceous.

Sir, in the middle of the night, I got up to urinate, "poof", fell into the pit of, and died heroically.

Pegasus Meteor Fist fart big ring, Nebula chain pants open line.

Pegasus Meteor Fist, drinking tea does not give money.

Nebula chains, two yarns.

Pegasus pop boxing doesn't need money to eat.

Lushan Shenglongba. Athena.

In 19xx, I learned to drive a car, hit and killed more than a hundred, the police came to arrest me, I hid in the women's toilet, the toilet had no light, I fell into the poop pit, I fought with poop, and almost didn't die.

Yesterday there was a big flood in your house, your mother buckled her thighs at home, and your father became, an old turtle.

Majestic, high-spirited, lined up to go to the thatched house.

The thatched house is a good place, with meatballs and soup.

When the sun came out, I climbed the pole, climbed the pole and I wanted to touch the line, I touched the high-voltage line, and in a blink of an eye I came to the palace of Hades, I lit a cigarette with Hades, and Hades sealed me as a fairy, and I did it for three or five years, and in a blink of an eye, I came to the world again, my mouth was chewing big bubble gum, I was thinking of the Japanese flower girl, the flower girl she didn't speak and only looked at me to laugh,