Humorous ancient poems, interesting and funny ancient poems

On Thirty Poems, Sixteen (Yuan) Yuan Good Questions, Cut the Autumn Worm for eternity, and the ghosts and ghosts in front of the lamp are in tears. Jianhu Lake is good in spring, and the peach blossoms on the shore are born. The first two couplets are really humorous, and they are criticizing and satirizing the decadent poetic style of the late Tang Dynasty.

Yuan Haowen has experienced chaos in his life, but he has left many popular poems.

Eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup.

The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia.

The play presents Du Fu with a mountain of rice to Du Fu, and he wears a hat on the day of Zhuo Wu.

Don't be too thin by asking, always bitter for the past poems.

Xijiang Yue Xing.

Xin Qiji, Song Dynasty

drunk and greedy for laughter, worry about the work. Recently, I have begun to realize that the books of the ancients are useless.

Last night, Matsube was drunk and asked Matsube how drunk I was. I only suspect that the looseness will come to help, and push the loose with my hand.

Translations. When I'm drunk, I'll laugh to my heart's content, how can I worry all day? Recently, I feel that the books of the ancients are indeed not credible!

Last night I was drunk next to a pine tree and asked how drunk I was. I suspected that the pine branch swing was coming to support me, so I hurriedly pushed it with my hand and said, "Go!" ”

The language of this word is as clear as words, the text is vivid and lively, and the expression technique is novel and strange, reflecting the author's beautiful and elegant style of words in his later years.

Drama presented to Du Fu. Li Bai Tang Dynasty

The rice mountain is full of Du Fu, and the top of the hat is Zhuo Wu.

Don't be too thin by asking, always bitter for the past poems.

Translations. I still remember meeting you on Mt. Iigo, when the sun was at the top of the noon sun, and you were wearing a bamboo hat on your head.

Ask you, why are you and I so thin after we are separated? I'm afraid it's too hard to write poetry during this period of time.

Blame. Tao Yuanming, Wei Jin

The gray hair is covered with temples, and the skin is not solid.

Although there are five boys, it is always difficult to write and write.

Ah Shu is twenty-eight, lazy so there is no match.

A Xuan Xingzhi learns, but does not love literature.

Yongduan is thirteen years old, and he doesn't know six and seven.

Tongzi hangs nine years old, but looks for pears and chestnuts.

Heaven is lucky, and it is in the cup.

Translations. White hair hung down on my temples, and my body was no longer strong.

Although there are five boys around me, I don't like paper and pen.

Ah Shu is sixteen years old, and no one can compare to his laziness.

Ah Xuan is almost fifteen years old, and he has no intention of studying.

Ayong Aduan was thirteen years old, and he didn't know six and seven.

Tong'er is nearly nine years old, and he only knows how to look for pears and chestnuts.

If this is the case with the Mandate of Heaven, it is unreasonable to drink alcohol.

Asked Huamen Restaurant.

Cen Shen Tang Dynasty

The old man is still selling wine in his seventies, and thousands of pots and hundreds of urns are at the door.

The elm pods are as clever as money, and they are willing to pick up the wine.

Translations. The old man is still selling wine when he is seventy, and countless wine jugs and wine urns are placed at the entrance of the Huamen Building.

The elm pods on the side of the road are like strings of copper coins, and I will take them off and use them to buy your wine, will you do it?

Send Wu Deren and Jian Chen Jichang (excerpt).

Song Su Shi. The monks of Longqiu are also pitiful, talking about sleepless nights.

Suddenly, I heard the roar of the lion in Hedong, and the cane fell into the palm of my hand at a loss.

Su Shi is the most ridiculous, and his friend Chen Ji is often afraid of guilt, it is said that Su Shi and others often find Chen Ji to have fun, which makes Mrs. Chen angry. Su Shi described his friend's wife like this: Mrs. roared angrily, so frightened that the crutch in her hand fell to the ground, but her heart was blank.

Reading Poetry" Song Yang Wanli.

The work in the boat is only a poem, and I read Tang poems and read the middle of the mountain.

It's not that the old man doesn't eat, but the quatrain in the middle of the mountain is a meal.

I got up early to take a boat, I wanted to linger in the mountains and rivers, but I was attracted by the good poems, I finished reading Tang poems, read the poetry collection in the middle of the mountain, and chanted vigorously, I was so drunk that I forgot all about breakfast! Just treat Wang Anshi's poems as breakfast!

Take the "quatrain" as breakfast, and being literate means that you can do whatever you want!

Among the humorous ancient poems, the more famous one is "Yongxue" by Zhang Dayou, the founder of limerick poetry and a native of the Tang Dynasty

The river is general, and the well is black hole.

The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen.

There are also humorous famous sentences in the Northern Song Dynasty writer Su Shi's "Sending Wu Deren and Jian Chen Jichang":

The monks of Longqiu are also pitiful, talking about sleepless nights.

Suddenly, I heard the roar of the lion in Hedong, and the cane fell into the palm of my hand at a loss.

The spring rain is as expensive as oil, it rains all over the streets, slips and falls, and laughs at a herd of cattle.

1, "Autumn Evening Mountain House", Tang, Huang Tao. The refreshment is all over the air, embarrassed to rely on. The lonely smoke is sad about the sunset, and the tall wood is sick with the west wind. The sound of the mountain is silent, and the dew is cool and the cicadas are poor. At this time, there are several humorous people.

2, "Hima Joins the Army and Meets Drunken Song", Tang, Chen Ziang. Unique humor to March Xi. Hidden in the deep forest. Time is flickering. Lonely and angry. Who knows my heart. Sons and daughters. It can be separated from reason.

3, "Chen Lin, the Collected Poems of the Prince of Wei", Northern and Southern Dynasties, Xie Lingyun. The emperor and the Han Dynasty met in Tun, and the world was in turmoil. The Dong family fell to the west of the Guan, and the Yuan family embraced Hebei. Shan Min Yi Zhou Zhang, embarrassed and detained. Don't you want to be obedient to yourself, and always cherish your homeland.

The prince is a diligent king, and he believes that he can determine the thief. Revisit the Eastern Capital Hui and see the Han Dynasty again. The rest of my life is fortunate, and it is worth Mingde. The lover is not tired, and the scenery of drinking swallows is engraved.

Listen to the polar stars at night, and travel in the dark. Mourning and moving, anxious and humorous. And do your best for a day of entertainment, I don't know how to confuse the ancients.

Here's a collection of funny and funny old poems:

The stiff and lonely village does not mourn, and Shang Si can't finish his homework. Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to write your homework. If relatives and friends in Luoyang asked, they said that I was doing my homework.

The young man does not work hard, and the boss writes his homework. I sat up in shock from my dying illness, and I haven't done my homework today. He is a hero in life, and he writes homework in death.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and he will continue to write homework in the next life. The crowd looked for him, and suddenly looked back, the man was doing his homework.

Write homework. Praise Guo Degang. Gangqian teamed up with Deyun Pavilion to tease and hold the heavens.

The laughing altar is alone in the world, and hundreds of birds come to dance. There are many strange torments in the world, and they are not withered, withered, and upright. Ignorance and foolishness are gracious.

What is the obscene mayfly? It is a household name, beautiful and famous, and the pearls are combined with jade and fragrant. In the middle of the night, when I heard the sound of choking, the whole city knew that the king was busy.

Guo Degang.

1. The fastest boat - the apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and the light boat has passed the ten thousand mountains.

2. The most sorrow - how much sorrow can you have, just like a river flowing eastward.

3, the most love - there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and 3,000 are loved in one.

4, the strongest love - as soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world.

5. The longest love - the days are long and sometimes endless, and this hatred is endless.

6. The most bitter wine - wine enters the bowels and turns into lovesick tears.

7. The tallest building - the dangerous building is 100 feet high, and you can pick the stars by hand.

8. The happiest thing - the mountains and rivers are poor and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.

9. The largest doors and windows - the windows contain a thousand autumn snow in Xiling, and the door is berthed in the Dongwu Wanli ship.

10. The largest waterfall - the flying stream goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days.

11. The largest willow tree, jasper, is made into a tree high, and ten thousand green silk ribbons hang down.

12. The longest hair - 3,000 zhang of white hair, and the fate seems to be long.

13. The farthest friend - a confidant in the sea, if the end of the world is next to each other.