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Anonymous users2024-02-06Women are the sea, men are flowing water, and in the end, all the streams return to the sea.
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Anonymous users2024-02-051. Wearing a coat to go out, the typhoon did not come; I went out with an umbrella, and the rain didn't hold it with the gods. The weather forecast is fooling people, my report is fake to celebrate, and the people who say they love me are also fake. What else is true?
2. Diamonds are eternal, and one will go bankrupt!
3. There is one thing that is particularly attractive about laziness, that is, you will be blind without learning.
4. Those who are rich are uncles! But even more so if you owe money and don't pay it back.
5. In fact, you and I are the same, everyone is pretending, the key is to pretend to be like, pretend to be round, there is a threshold, pretend to be in, and become a legendary temperament, if you don't pretend to be good, you will be stuck there. It's Carmen.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There are two kinds of lonely people: one who understands everything, and the other who can't understand anything.
Why does the pangolin keep digging in the ground because it's looking for pangolin.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Don't be obsessed with the Internet... Nets are simply the sum of numbers 0 and 1.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02We all have to live well, because we will die for a long time!
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Anonymous users2024-02-01I used to have a nervous disorder, but now we're better.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31In this world, even the happiest marriage will have two hundred thoughts of divorce and fifty thoughts of strangling each other in a lifetime.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30In love life, it's better than looking for it.
To the sense of security, even more terrible is not being able to find a condom. - Excerpt from "Then We All Cried".
The lawn is used to trample, ethics is used to break, the world is not my own mother, the gods and ghosts did not give me money to spend, why should I bow to him? ——Excerpt from "I'm afraid the world will not be chaotic".
The boy has to be poor, and he will only know that he will struggle in the future; The girl has to be rich so that she won't be deceived by her uncle for a lollipop.
By eating KFC, I understand a truth, the most tragic thing in the world is not that he became a eunuch when he approached the palace and faced three thousand beauties, but that God gave the chicken a pair of wings, but he couldn't fly. --Excerpt from "Give Me a Little Sunshine and I'll Be Brilliant".
Life is either crying or laughing, even if you are expressionless, you will be old after the age of thirty.
"Diary of an Astringent Girl".
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Anonymous users2024-01-29Sister's name must appear in your household registration book, and if I can't be your wife, I'll be your stepmother.
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Anonymous users2024-01-28You are a hoe, I am the afternoon!
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Anonymous users2024-01-271.Yesterday I received a text message asking me to quickly transfer the money to an account, and I replied that it had been remitted. He replied again, you are **.
2.I was in silence, and I really didn't want to watch you leave, and suddenly your figure walked past me, and I cried and shouted. Catch the thief!
3.Life is too difficult, and in order to master one more art of eating, I am practicing making chopsticks with my left hand. 4.
Goose goose goose, cut the curved items with a knife, pluck the feathers and add a scoop of water, light the fire and cover the pot. 5.raw, easy; Live and easy.
Life is not easy...
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Anonymous users2024-01-261. If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, give three points; If someone offends me again, I will give me a stitch; People still offend me, cut down the grass and eradicate the roots.
2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.
3. It's easy to hide from the open, but it's hard to prevent it.
4. The sky has not descended on me, but it still suffers my mind and labors my muscles and bones.
5, holding the hand of the son, Fang Zhizi is ugly, tears flowed, the son did not go, I go.
6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, the truth thinks!
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Anonymous users2024-01-25When people stand in my way, I kneel down for others, and I am not used to myself.
An old man walked to the doorman of a building.
I'm looking for Wang X".
What is it! Dare to call our director by his name!!
He's my son. ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-24Life is full of too many suddenness, and when you squat on your stool until your legs cramp, you will find out what a great invention the toilet is!
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Anonymous users2024-01-23No, no, no,
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Anonymous users2024-01-22My second uncle (exclamation).
Two old people in a neighboring village often go to a teahouse to drink tea, and they are a little familiar after a long time, although they are not very literate, but they pretend to be Sven. One day, the two sat at a table and drank tea, greeted each other politely, and the younger one stood up and clasped his fists with both hands to speak first, may I ask my brother's surname? The older man took a thin fire-burning stick and made a word on the dirty ground''weeks'', But the slightly younger old man didn't know this word, only knew the word inside, and then, brother, your surname is Ji, and the slightly older man was very unhappy, and then he also stood up and clasped his fists with both hands and asked >>>More
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