When a friend is angry, who can tell a humorous joke?

Words: There was a buddy who changed his very cool avatar one day He said to me: Brother, do you look like a cow?

I pondered for a while, and said very boldly: Like! Quack -- Actually, I think it's really funny to be able to understand the joke at a glance.

Saying that getting angry is not something that can be solved by telling jokes, apologizing is the king. Wish.

1: The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, and it is gone in about a week 2:I'm flat-chested, I'm proud, I'm the country province cloth.

3: Life is like playing **, either you hang first, or I hang first.

4: The Secret of Longevity – Keep breathing, don't lose your breath.

5: Because I used to dig too hard for my lungs, I have no heart and lungs now.

6: Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to hear them, and ghosts love to listen to them.

7:.Honey, you have to believe me, I get dizzy even when I ride a boat, let alone pedal two boats?

8 : distance is not the beauty , but the third .

9:.The generation gap is, you ask your father: What do you think of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"? Dad thought about it and said: I haven't drunk it

10: Please don't call me an otaku, please call me a lock; Please don't call me a housemaid, please call me Marie Curie 11:Summer is just not good, and when I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind......12:.

I only drink pure water and milk only pure milk, so I'm very simple.

13: A man's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug a woman.

14: Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself....15: The difference between man and pig is that pig is always a pig, while man is sometimes.

Dumb's broken arm is fitted with a prosthetic leg. One time Dumb went to the ball, and the prosthetic hand went down the waist of the partner, and the partner said, come on, Dumb took JJ

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations...

Jumping Gangnam style, (o) Oh also.

F: What are you busy with at Christmas?

M: I made an order for PetroChina, signed a contract with Telecom, and talked about a plan for tripartite cooperation with Unicom and Apple.

F: Speak human words!

M: Add gasoline, install broadband, buy a mobile phone.

My shortcomings are too many advantages, my advantages are no shortcomings Why am I so good, so good that I am embarrassed to myself!

The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, and it's gone in a week or so.

I only drink pure water and milk only pure milk, so I'm very simple.

If you have a fart, you will not let it go, you will suffocate your heart, you will squeeze it without a fart, exercise your body, I want to fart, everyone pay attention, as soon as the fart sounds, everyone applauds.

Ouch, your feet are so sour, what's wrong, did you step on a lemon.

A: Have you been busy lately?

B: I'm busy, I'm busy with work every day, and I'm tired to death.

A looks at B for a long time...

B: What's wrong?

A: Who is the job?。。

Children talk, adults don't interject.

A ghost, let out a fart, scared to death!!

Humorous jokes refer to those that have elements of ridicule, humor, and funny. This kind of joke often elicits laughter in unexpected and unexpected ways, and is able to make people feel happy, relaxed, and happy.

There are many different forms and types of humorous jokes, such as:

Puns: Use multiple meanings of a word to create a humorous effect, such as "I don't want to talk, I want a glass of plum juice." ”

Contrastive humor: Create humor by comparing two different things or concepts, for example: "I said how smart my dog is, he knows to stop when he sees a red light, he knows to go when he sees a green light, and I think he is smarter than me." ”

Reverse humor: Use unexpected endings or twists to create humor, such as: "I bought a fish, but it didn't eat, and then I went on a rampage to find out that the fish was fake." ”

Self-deprecating humor: Use self-deprecation to create humor, such as: "I was bitten by a mosquito today, which means I'm sweet." ”

In short, humorous jokes can make people feel happy and relaxed, and the right amount of humor is also good for people's physical and mental health.

Classic joke:

Coffee Wife: "You drank five cups of strong coffee at a friend's house just now, didn't you say that you can't sleep at night when you drink coffee?" ”

Husband: "However, if I don't drink coffee for nothing, I can't sleep even more when I get home." ”

One day, the students discussed an essay topic below (give me a something, I can create one), and the students were discussing it while it was lively.

A classmate shouted: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!

Getting angry because of a friend's joke is either narrow-minded and can't make a joke, or your friend's joke is too excessive and happens to hurt your self-esteem, and your friend doesn't know it.

I think such a measure of people is too small. You still shouldn't joke with such people in the future.

I think this is very unacceptable, because sometimes the joke is unintentional.

I'll tell you something that no one else knows, Zhou Xingxing's QQ number was stolen by others, he told all of us this, there were a lot of QQ numbers in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and then I didn't know which demon king of the mixed world, it was stolen, I wanted to get it back but I forgot about it. If God does it again, I will say a word to which one of the number thieves, why do you steal mine if you don't steal someone else's number? your brother's.